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there is a sword on the shelf next to me, but i couldnt see using it on someone unless they had a weapon alsoAIM - X8U
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I keep a "junior" baseball bat between the drivers seat and the driver's side door, handle out for easy access.Originally posted by MetaMan
in my car a bat and a kife, maybe i am crazy i dont know.
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Hey me too... it is a gift from my GF.Originally posted by Odie
I got a sword beside my desk....and some scissors...
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Who the fuck cares they are in your house USE IT!Originally posted by Fu-Q
there is a sword on the shelf next to me, but i couldnt see using it on someone unless they had a weapon alsoComment
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im in the office right now; if it was at my house, fuck using a sword id pull the gauge outOriginally posted by JayJay
Who the fuck cares they are in your house USE IT!AIM - X8U
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Originally posted by Fu-Q
im in the office right now; if it was at my house, fuck using a sword id pull the gauge out
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I just looked around and have quite a lot dangerous things to throw including sculptures etc.. but I don't even lock my door, my sheps take good care of me
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LOL MAN WEIRDOriginally posted by bhutocracy
I keep a "junior" baseball bat between the drivers seat and the driver's side door, handle out for easy access.
man is a jr aluminum,
i keep it in the back seat hehe,
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i got hit with one of those before. needless to say very effective at dropping a person and giving em a concussionOriginally posted by MetaMan
LOL MAN WEIRD
man is a jr aluminum,
i keep it in the back seat hehe,
easy access for short swining.AIM - X8U
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My own feces I keep in a bowl next to the computer.
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Luckily, I can run really fast.
No, I'd probably end up getting hurt cause I have not kind of protection. I don't beleive in guns. Maybe I should get a taser or something haha.
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i keep 1 taurus 9mm under my left arm with shoulder holster and then 1 shotgun strapped under my desk then of course a wireless mouse wireless keyboard and tons of junk laying on my desk id hit them with after shooting them
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I have a lighted cigarette.
I would push this in their eye and blind them.Comment
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i would send them a nasty email after thay left..Comment
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I have a huge Police K-9 trained attack and protection German Shepherd dog near me at all times. When I work he's next to my desk. When I sleep he's at the foot of my bed. When I run errands he's in the back seat.
He's my best friend, and is trained to protect me for every possible type of situation, including firearms, knives, assaults, and multiple attackers. He's trained to both release and hold, injure and incapacitate or kill on command. I speak all his commands in German. He's also trained to make his own decisions to protect me if I'm unable to tell him what to do as well.
He was trained by ex Police K-9 officers at a police dog academy.
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wireless mouse, stack of 100 blank cds, two small cactii, desh lamp, exacto knife, cordless screwdriver, manual screwdriver, empty can of compressed air and wood shelves from a bookcase i never assembled.
those are things within arms reach that would be worth throwing.
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true beautyOriginally posted by KRL
I have a huge Police K-9 trained attack and protection German Shepherd dog near me at all times. When I work he's next to my desk. When I sleep he's at the foot of my bed. When I run errands he's in the back seat.
He's my best friend, and is trained to protect me for every possible type of situation, including firearms, knives, assaults, and multiple attackers. He's trained to both release and hold, injure and incapacitate or kill on command. I speak all his commands in German. He's also trained to make his own decisions to protect me if I'm unable to tell him what to do as well.
He was trained by ex Police K-9 officers at a police dog academy.
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- Dog
- Attack kitten
- Big glass bong (this is really all i need)
- 3 lighters
- Throwing knife straped under desk ( I can hit him from 22 feet to within stabing distance ;-)
- 10 steps away from lots and lots of lead
- Wife on pms (this is the real danger)
Bring it on, but I dont expect anyone to come in, if so, They will have to walk through a bit of smoke, so they will be happy by the time they get to me
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2 Full grown male Rotts that don't like anyone that wants to hurt me and a big ass combat knife I had since I was a kid.Living in Virtual Reality
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Thanks EB. If only we could find human friends as loyal as our canine friends.Originally posted by EscortBiz
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I have a nice set of clubs in my office. Although I'd be more concerned that they've walked through my entire house to get to this door.
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Haha... I have an empty glass, a pen, an egg timer, my glasses case, an empty water bottle... I wouldn't use any of that, I'd kill the muther fucker with my bare hands... or the pen.
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My force field.
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Well all that may be true..but let's be honest here.Originally posted by KRL
I have a huge Police K-9 trained attack and protection German Shepherd dog near me at all times. When I work he's next to my desk. When I sleep he's at the foot of my bed. When I run errands he's in the back seat.
He's my best friend, and is trained to protect me for every possible type of situation, including firearms, knives, assaults, and multiple attackers. He's trained to both release and hold, injure and incapacitate or kill on command. I speak all his commands in German. He's also trained to make his own decisions to protect me if I'm unable to tell him what to do as well.
He was trained by ex Police K-9 officers at a police dog academy.
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You'd just buy them right there on the spot!!
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woops, forgot to mention 3 rotts...
that like the smell of red meat & blood...
and are VERY protective in general...
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Huh?Originally posted by Centurion
Well all that may be true..but let's be honest here.
You'd just buy them right there on the spot!!
No, I'd rather just sit back and watch my dog tear the guy's arm apart and crush his bones.
When you do K-9 training they make you experience what you are training your dog to be capable of. You put on a sleeve and there is a massive Police dog 50 feet away salivating and staring you down like you're going to be his lunch.
I thought to myself I'm a bulky guy, this dog will be tough, but I'll be able to fling him off my arm and knock him right over.
But when the cop releases him, you see the dog's eyes locking onto you like a lion and come at you at what seems like lightspeed and you just freeze up and can't move. Then when he goes airborne you say in your mind oh fuck this is gonna hurt like hell. In an instant you're knocked to the ground as he lunges and latches on to your arm. Even with a thick leather sleeve, you feel 1500 pounds of pressure per square inch crushing into your bones. Its hard to describe the pain, but for me it felt like my arm was all of a sudden under the wheels of a train. The crushing pain was so excruciating I got dizzy and couldn't even get close to any kind of resistance at all.
My arm was all swollen and bruised when I got home and it hurt for several weeks. The process of taking a bite teaches you the power of the protection dog at your side and that it should only be set on someone in a real assault. I can't even imagine what the pain must be like without a sleeve on, but without a doubt a dog that's been trained to bite well can snap your bones and tear your flesh apart. If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor
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My flatscreen, my wireless keyboard, my digicam, my wallet (lots of small change in it) and my cellphone. But I won't have to use it cause I have this since a few days:
And he likes to chew on everything so he will chew my attacker to death
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Originally posted by QuaShe
My flatscreen, my wireless keyboard, my digicam, my wallet (lots of small change in it) and my cellphone. But I won't have to use it cause I have this since a few days:
And he likes to chew on everything so he will chew my attacker to death
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I have some canned food, I could use a can of corn to boink someone over the head I suppose? One time when I thought there was an intruder in my house, I grabbed a can of canned food to use as a weapon because I had nothing else. No one was there though, I just thought I heard something.
also have some high heels, I can use the sharp heel to poke out someone's eye , and a small screwdriver.
I would never buy a gun, I'm a bit of a ditz and airheaded sometimes, I would probably accidentally shoot my foot off or something
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let's see what i have next to me..
-2 monitors
-laptop
-webcam
-cheap ass unplugged speakers
-empty can of 7up...
-my big ass laser printer
-4 in 1 color printer
-couple of "legal" satelite cards that i have to program later on
-oh cool, there's a soccer trophy!
-dictionaries & big ass books
-couple of hammers, screwdrivers, axes and other things u find in y dad's workshop.
so... BRING IT ON!!
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PC's mouse..lolOriginally posted by JayJay
What if it's a her?Comment
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A roll of gaffa tape and $600 worth of fireworks. It's gonna be a long night ;)
Ooh and a fender strat too, i can imagine that'd hurtComment
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Beer bottles ready to be broken and stabbed into a face
Oh, and heavy beer glasses to be throw
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i have 2 long swords and a set of nunchakus hanging on the wall behind my desk. and a 9mm in the drawer...no, not paranoid, just a collector who is always ready ;)Comment
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- A small baseballbat
- This Screen
- Cds
- and some other non-usefull stuffComment
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I would be one dead webmaster
my computer screen
a pair of high-heeled boots under my desk
a cup of coffee
some mail
and a fingernail file (not even the metal kind)Comment
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