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  • Nysus
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 7817

    #1

    If someone walked in right now to hurt you..

    What would you have immediately around you to throw at them / protect yourself with? I have my wireless mouse, keyword and CD holder ... and then my chair, and then my flatpanel ....

    Cheers,
    Matt
    What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

    Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

    See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645
  • JSA Matt
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2003
    • 5464

    #2
    4 pair of sissors...

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    • Ross
      Ik ben een aap
      • Sep 2002
      • 18874

      #3
      A glass full of Sprite..... oh and my fists. Thats about it. My snooker cue is in the cupboard behind me so I couldn't get to it.

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      • iFliPcEss
        Registered User
        • Dec 2003
        • 3087

        #4
        the CPU but he should pay it afterwards.. for damaged

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        • -=HOAX=-
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          • Dec 2001
          • 4365

          #5
          My brain and my body.
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          • greentea
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2002
            • 6580

            #6
            a loaded 45 smith & wesson with a full clip
            blunts

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              • swedguy
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                • Jan 2002
                • 7981

                #8
                Shit load of pens
                Stapler
                Cellphone
                Heavy picture frame
                2 Halogens
                Laser printer
                2 monitors


                BRING 'EM ON!

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                • Roger
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 3181

                  #9
                  Cofee and a wireless keyboard

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                  • sumphatpimp
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 5235

                    #10
                    6' 9'' 385 pounds

                    you feeling lucky?



                    you have no idea how fast that 385 can move

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                    • Odie
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                      • Apr 2003
                      • 7040

                      #11
                      I got a sword beside my desk....and some scissors...
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                      • feN
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                        • Aug 2003
                        • 2547

                        #12
                        empty bottles, glasses
                        ....and my notebook :/

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                        • tbabe
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                          • Dec 2003
                          • 2494

                          #13
                          coffe mug and a monitor

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                          • Babaganoosh
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                            • Nov 2001
                            • 15841

                            #14
                            Originally posted by greentea
                            a loaded 45 smith & wesson with a full clip


                            Sig Sauer P229 in .357 Sig in my desk drawer. If they get past my coffee mug and a big ass paperweight I have on my desk, they'll get shot.
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                            • Cyndalie
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                              • Jan 2002
                              • 3615

                              #15
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                              • Nysus
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 7817

                                #16
                                I think the best so far is Odie with a sword.. .. and sumphatpimp with body mass.

                                EscortBiz - I'm expecting to see some ridiculously huge guns...

                                Cheers,
                                Matt
                                What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

                                Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

                                See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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                                • Herb Kornfield
                                  Is on the 1
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 4996

                                  #17
                                  Compressed air nail drvier (.22 caliber bullets)
                                  Staple gun
                                  Various hammers
                                  Hunting knives
                                  Axe with 2 foot handle ( wood chopper!)

                                  Various lengths of metal pipes, 2x4's, etc in my workshop.

                                  After that, the 90 LB rotweiler would work out on you, the half dozen handguns would blast a load of holes into you and the shotgun would make mincemeat out of you.

                                  to dispose of you, some nice plumbing chemicals to dissolve you down the drains here.

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                                  • QualityMpegs
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                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 3521

                                    #18
                                    20 liquor bottles and a screwdriver

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                                    • Jamdin
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 3560

                                      #19
                                      Several ballpoint pens and click pencils
                                      A small stapler
                                      A metal ruler
                                      A swiss army knife
                                      A giant hard-plastic six-sided die
                                      A floss pic
                                      My fist
                                      My head
                                      My feet

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                                      • Martin
                                        "Assassins"
                                        • Dec 2001
                                        • 17274

                                        #20
                                        I own a heater.

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                                        • Ross
                                          Ik ben een aap
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 18874

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                                          6' 9'' 385 pounds

                                          you feeling lucky?



                                          you have no idea how fast that 385 can move
                                          Fuck coming to attack you!

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                                          • NBDesign
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                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 5814

                                            #22
                                            who would want to hurt me?

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                                            • Nysus
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 7817

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
                                              Compressed air nail drvier (.22 caliber bullets)
                                              Staple gun
                                              Various hammers
                                              Hunting knives
                                              Axe with 2 foot handle ( wood chopper!)

                                              Various lengths of metal pipes, 2x4's, etc in my workshop.

                                              After that, the 90 LB rotweiler would work out on you, the half dozen handguns would blast a load of holes into you and the shotgun would make mincemeat out of you.

                                              to dispose of you, some nice plumbing chemicals to dissolve you down the drains here.
                                              Nice! My doggie was here this morning though watchdog is in her traits but not guarddog. She can be intimidating though.. not same as a rotty though.

                                              Cheers,
                                              Matt
                                              What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

                                              Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

                                              See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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                                              • MetaMan
                                                I AM WEB 2.0
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 28682

                                                #24
                                                for some reason i have a weapon in every room, in my car a bat and a kife, maybe i am crazy i dont know.

                                                atm i have 2 dumbells and a golf club, and a shotgun within 10 steps.

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                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 16731

                                                  #25
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                                                  • blazin
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                    • 2781

                                                    #26
                                                    A half empty Jack Daniels bottle?
                                                    I don't endorse a god damn thing......

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                                                    • blazin
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 2781

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                      for some reason i have a weapon in every room, in my car a bat and a kife, maybe i am crazy i dont know.

                                                      atm i have 2 dumbells and a golf club, and a shotgun within 10 steps.
                                                      Used to have a nice meat cleaver under my bed when I lived in a bad part of the city.

                                                      Somehow since I moved in with my girl she doesn't want it there no more
                                                      I don't endorse a god damn thing......

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                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                        • 32189

                                                        #28
                                                        Hmmm, a pen holder and an air freshner.

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                                                        • digifan
                                                          The Profiler
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 14618

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Nysus
                                                          What would you have immediately around you to throw at them / protect yourself with? I have my wireless mouse, keyword and CD holder ... and then my chair, and then my flatpanel ....

                                                          Cheers,
                                                          Matt
                                                          Those properly picked keywords will protect you.

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                                                          • Ani D
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 218

                                                            #30
                                                            running is your best defense

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                                                            • digifan
                                                              The Profiler
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 14618

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by blazin
                                                              A half empty Jack Daniels bottle?
                                                              xn't it half full?
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                                                              • asuna
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • May 2002
                                                                • 8743

                                                                #32
                                                                yuck that, i keep my doors locked, altho i'm right next to my patio windows i'd see him run towards me, plus i got an open bottle of peroxide next to me for his eyes....

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                                                                • Phoenix
                                                                  BACON BACON BACON
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 35475

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I'd welcome the excercise.

                                                                  My two hands around his throat should suffice...lol


                                                                  I'd like to have a gun, but i know that if someone ever did come in, i'fd probably use it.

                                                                  and then id be in jail and im too pretty for jail.
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                                                                  • Worldnet
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                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                    • 996

                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • Minte
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                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                      • 7081

                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • sixxxth_sense
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                        • 2430

                                                                        #36
                                                                        my notebook....

                                                                        wait fuck that

                                                                        I don't wanna trow my notebook away!

                                                                        THROW MY FIST AT HIS FACE AND PRAY IT CONNECTS!

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                                                                        • beemk
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                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 20829

                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • Jman69
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                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                            • 240

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I could throw my cell phone, a handful of pennies and then stab the person with a plastic pen cap (pen is missing)

                                                                            or maybe I could give them a nasty paper cut, since paper is the main thing on my desk
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                                                                            • dig420
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                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                              • 9240

                                                                              #39
                                                                              two Pit Bulls, four cats, one mean girlfriend and two years of Gracie Jiu-Jitsu to hurt you with if you get past my employees, who also train at http://www.gracieacademy.com

                                                                              I'm not worried, nothing I have is worth going thru all that to get to me

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                                                                              • arial
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                                • 4012

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I have a .45 under my desk just in case of shit like that, since when I'm home 90% of the time I'm at my computer.

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                                                                                • sweandy
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                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                  • 422

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Would give them a papercut!

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                                                                                  • JayJay
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                                    • 3739

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Got a 9 stone Rottweiler waiting by the door and if they get passed her
                                                                                    I got some CS Spray on my Desk somewhere

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                                                                                    • fusionx
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                      • 4618

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      This is scary..

                                                                                      6 half full coffee cups, some with science projects growing
                                                                                      -- 2 bottles of water, one empty, one half full
                                                                                      -- 1 bottle of propel sports drink
                                                                                      3 soda cans - not even going to look inside
                                                                                      -- About 60 cds out of their cases
                                                                                      -- 3 telephones
                                                                                      -- 1 digital camera
                                                                                      -- 29 pens in 4 different colors and 3 different styles
                                                                                      -- 3 pairs of cheap sunglasses
                                                                                      3 packs of Winston Lights. Two full, one about half
                                                                                      1 pack of Camel Lights with two smokes from last month
                                                                                      -- 1 webcam
                                                                                      -- 1 half full bag of sunflower seeds
                                                                                      -- 2 bottles of visine
                                                                                      -- 1 bottle of ClearEyes
                                                                                      -- 2 bottles of Motrin
                                                                                      -- 1 bottle of Tylenol
                                                                                      -- A box of floppy disks I haven't touched since 2001
                                                                                      -- A spool of blank cd-roms
                                                                                      -- 1 can of furniture polish (very dusty)
                                                                                      -- 1 mini-mag flashlight (I've been looking for that)
                                                                                      -- 2 old video cards (one 2 meg, one 4 meg)
                                                                                      -- a dead hard drive
                                                                                      -- 1 PCMCIA modem for a laptop that was stolen a year ago
                                                                                      -- 2 zip disks.. the drive died months ago
                                                                                      -- My checkbook (also dusty)

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                                                                                      • Vitasoy
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                                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                                        • 58202

                                                                                        #44
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                                                                                        • Odie
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                          • 7040

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Nysus
                                                                                          I think the best so far is Odie with a sword.. .. and sumphatpimp with body mass.

                                                                                          EscortBiz - I'm expecting to see some ridiculously huge guns...

                                                                                          Cheers,
                                                                                          Matt

                                                                                          well it's actually a machedi but I don't know how to spell it...hehe I always keep it close by...
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                                                                                          • Adult Site Traffic
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                                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                                            • 5093

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Nysus
                                                                                            What would you have immediately around you to throw at them / protect yourself with? I have my wireless mouse, keyword and CD holder ... and then my chair, and then my flatpanel ....

                                                                                            Cheers,
                                                                                            Matt
                                                                                            LOL. I actually have a .357 in my safe right next to my desk, which is generally open when I'm here because I use CDs and stuff out of it.

                                                                                            I think if that were to happen, they would have made a mistake since I've carried a pistol more often than not most of my life

                                                                                            I also have a blackhawk hanging in the pistol pocket of my chaps half way up the stairs, a shotgun and a rifle right behind me in the corner

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                                                                                            • JayJay
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                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                              • 3739

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by fusionx
                                                                                              6 half full coffee cups, some with science projects
                                                                                              In't it half empty?

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                                                                                              • MSB
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                                                • 2984

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                well, i have here everything...like hole puncher, telephone, chairs..
                                                                                                so whatever i pick up...i will throw it to him!!!


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                                                                                                • Rorschach
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                  • 5579

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Machete

                                                                                                  I have a big one leaning against the side of the desk too. It's great for when drunks come and try and piss in the alley next to my apartment.

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                                                                                                  • JayJay
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                                                    • 3739

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by MSB
                                                                                                    well, i have here everything...like hole puncher, telephone, chairs..
                                                                                                    so whatever i pick up...i will throw it to him!!!
                                                                                                    What if it's a her?

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