holy fuck that stupid farting banner pisses me off

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  • Rice_Master
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2001
    • 1582

    #1

    holy fuck that stupid farting banner pisses me off

    somebody please take that shit down
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  • gellpak
    Registered User
    • Nov 2003
    • 42

    #2
    Yeah no shit.

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    • eiht_98
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 6103

      #3
      prooooottttt

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      • DarkJedi
        No Refunds Issued.
        • Feb 2001
        • 28301

        #4
        Indeed.

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        • Adult Site Traffic
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2003
          • 5093

          #5
          It's garbage.

          Just like that ADS stunt, I would never promote them either just on principal.

          Whenever I see it loading, I just refresh it away

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          • 1mx
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2003
            • 113

            #6
            Originally posted by Rice_Master
            somebody please take that shit down
            as soon as I hear it I click refresh just so I get a diffrent banner!

            Down with the Farting banner
            Quality Hosting!

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            • Jade
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2001
              • 329

              #7
              I second that one. How could anything be more annoying?

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              • galleryseek
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 8234

                #8
                yes, i fuckin hate it. it blows ass (literally). i have to refresh the page everytime it comes up.

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                • loverboy
                  When it rains, it pours
                  • May 2003
                  • 20609

                  #9
                  hit F5 immediately. i just turned off my speakers.

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                  • ^R3K^
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 2815

                    #10
                    I want to know what goes on in these peoples fucking minds, when they decide to make banners. Jesus, some people are so detached from webmasters they should leave the fucking business.
                    no business like ho business

                    Http://www.natnet.com
                    No Hype, Just Results

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                    • NoCarrier
                      We need more free porn
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 16356

                      #11
                      CHILDISH HUMOR = CHILDISH SPONSOR

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                      • grumpy
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 9870

                        #12
                        I agree. Why doesnt gfy or Lensman take action against that or at least set up some rules. Its plain stupid and childish.
                        Don't let greediness blur your vision | You gotta let some shit slide
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                        • Toker
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 891

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Rice_Master
                          somebody please take that shit down
                          Adds Class to this joint!
                          PeaceAlive and kicking

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                          • Shok
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 5611

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ^R3K^
                            I want to know what goes on in these peoples fucking minds, when they decide to make banners. Jesus, some people are so detached from webmasters they should leave the fucking business.

                            you know what? You dont know fucking dick.

                            This is the last time Im going to post on this, you can go back and look at the other 30 or so threads on it and get the same answer.


                            2 banners were made. The first had the looping sound, the second was a mouseover. RRRed mailed in the banner to GFY and attached the wrong one. We realized it was a fuckup the same day. On friday night, the correct version of the banner was sent to GFY. They have not changed it out yet. I REPEAT...GFY HAS NOT CHANGED OUT THE BANNER.

                            So just keep talking shit, thats fine. Maybe you should leave the fucking business, I find it hard to believe that you work for Tony Morgan, you do dont you? I have the utmost respect for everyone there, but you can go crawl in a hole.

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                            • ^R3K^
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2001
                              • 2815

                              #15
                              See here is the problem, fucky, Mouseover or loop. why an audible fart hahahahahaded in a banner on a webmaster board? Its childish. Talk shit about me all you want, but damn If I wouldn't have called GFY and asked to removed the banner or I pull my ad account, when a banner get 5+ threads a day posted abou it full of webmasters talking about how they will not do business with your company. come on, use some common since.

                              Originally posted by Shok
                              you know what? You dont know fucking dick.

                              This is the last time Im going to post on this, you can go back and look at the other 30 or so threads on it and get the same answer.


                              2 banners were made. The first had the looping sound, the second was a mouseover. RRRed mailed in the banner to GFY and attached the wrong one. We realized it was a fuckup the same day. On friday night, the correct version of the banner was sent to GFY. They have not changed it out yet. I REPEAT...GFY HAS NOT CHANGED OUT THE BANNER.

                              So just keep talking shit, thats fine. Maybe you should leave the fucking business, I find it hard to believe that you work for Tony Morgan, you do dont you? I have the utmost respect for everyone there, but you can go crawl in a hole.
                              no business like ho business

                              Http://www.natnet.com
                              No Hype, Just Results

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                              • Shok
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 5611

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ^R3K^
                                See here is the problem, fucky, Mouseover or loop. why an audible fart hahahahahaded in a banner on a webmaster board? Its childish. Talk shit about me all you want, but damn If I wouldn't have called GFY and asked to removed the banner or I pull my ad account, when a banner get 5+ threads a day posted abou it full of webmasters talking about how they will not do business with your company. come on, use some common since.


                                you started the shit talking

                                we put a sound mouseover in the ad because we wanted to. I dont care what you think is childish. You cant please everyone, some of you will think its childish, some will take it for what it was..... just a little humor.
                                And dont you think we have talked to them? As for people saying they wont do biz over a banner, well alot of that is just what it is...talk. Maybe some wont, but alot more have and we have alot more webmasters joining since the banner was up. Hopefully soon the banner will be changed or we will get another up, I cant help what they keep in rotation.

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                                • ^R3K^
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2001
                                  • 2815

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Shok
                                  you started the shit talking
                                  Blah, you selected me to shit with instead of the other 300 webmasters that have said the banner sucks. But your right, what your company does is your business. I cant wait to see what your new marketing plan might be. have fun, may I suggest a ******* banner or maybe some dead fetuses.
                                  no business like ho business

                                  Http://www.natnet.com
                                  No Hype, Just Results

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                                  • Shok
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 5611

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ^R3K^


                                    Blah, you selected me to shit with instead of the other 300 webmasters that have said the banner sucks. But your right, what your company does is your business. I cant wait to see what your new marketing plan might be. have fun, may I suggest a ******* banner or maybe some dead fetuses.

                                    No, I'm talking to you because your comments pissed me off, and because some of my very best friends since the beginning of my career are your employer.
                                    I can understand people here and there asking to take it down and we agree. But then your going to tell us we are detached and should leave the biz.....over a banner??? I dont think so.

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                                    • JSA Matt
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 5464

                                      #19
                                      After all this fuss, I still have yet to click that banner... go figure

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                                      • ^R3K^
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Sep 2001
                                        • 2815

                                        #20
                                        (insert long humorous paragraph here that will make everybody happy)
                                        thanks,
                                        James

                                        Originally posted by Shok
                                        No, I'm talking to you because your comments pissed me off, and because some of my very best friends since the beginning of my career are your employer.
                                        I can understand people here and there asking to take it down and we agree. But then your going to tell us we are detached and should leave the biz.....over a banner??? I dont think so.
                                        no business like ho business

                                        Http://www.natnet.com
                                        No Hype, Just Results

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                                        • SFBU
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2001
                                          • 494

                                          #21
                                          Fart banners STINK!

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                                          • galleryseek
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 8234

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Shok



                                            you started the shit talking

                                            we put a sound mouseover in the ad because we wanted to. I dont care what you think is childish. You cant please everyone, some of you will think its childish, some will take it for what it was..... just a little humor.
                                            "You cant please everyone, some of you will think its childish"

                                            um, by the looks of it, EVERYONE thinks it is childish besides the guys who made it.

                                            seriously, theres nothing humourous about a fart noise on a webmaster board... if it were a children's site 1-5th graders might find it funny... other than that its just annoying to most.

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                                            • Shok
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 5611

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by galleryseek


                                              "You cant please everyone, some of you will think its childish"

                                              um, by the looks of it, EVERYONE thinks it is childish besides the guys who made it.

                                              seriously, theres nothing humourous about a fart noise on a webmaster board... if it were a children's site 1-5th graders might find it funny... other than that its just annoying to most.
                                              yeah I guess everyone = about .05% of the board

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                                              • galleryseek
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 8234

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Shok


                                                yeah I guess everyone = about .05% of the board
                                                you can't count can you? heh, go through this thread... its well over 75%

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                                                • Shok
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 5611

                                                  #25
                                                  anyway, im done talking about this, Ive done what I can to get it changed.
                                                  Im going down to the show floor, if any of you want to continue this, come find me and tell me how much you hate it, I dont mind.

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                                                  • galleryseek
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 8234

                                                    #26
                                                    actually, you're the only one who posted in this thread who didn't have something negative to say about it, lol. besides Toker, which seems to be a neutral response.

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                                                    • Shok
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 5611

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by galleryseek


                                                      you can't count can you? heh, go through this thread... its well over 75%
                                                      I can count just fine...you go through the threads, count up how many hate it, then do the math agaisnt the number of subscribers, let me know what you come up with.

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                                                      • Shok
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                        • 5611

                                                        #28
                                                        I wasnt talking about just this thread

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                                                        • MetaformX
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 6704

                                                          #29
                                                          thats right, that banner is disgusting, pornography is all about class.

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                                                          • Toker
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                            • 891

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by galleryseek
                                                            actually, you're the only one who posted in this thread who didn't have something negative to say about it, lol. besides Toker, which seems to be a neutral response.

                                                            I thought everyone else was doing a pretty good job of
                                                            commenting on it!
                                                            However maybe we could put him in an elevator with this dude since he likes the Gas so much!

                                                            PeaceAlive and kicking

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                                                            • galleryseek
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 8234

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by MetaformX
                                                              thats right, that banner is disgusting, pornography is all about class.
                                                              it certainly isn't about houses farting.

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                                                              • DarkJedi
                                                                No Refunds Issued.
                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                • 28301

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Shok

                                                                2 banners were made. The first had the looping sound, the second was a mouseover. RRRed mailed in the banner to GFY and attached the wrong one.

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                                                                • DarkJedi
                                                                  No Refunds Issued.
                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 28301

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Shok


                                                                  yeah I guess everyone = about .05% of the board


                                                                  Try 85% for starters

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                                                                  •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                    • 3880

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Whomever is responsible needs to change the banner out , regardless of who made it, or what is in it.

                                                                    I would be saying the same thing if it was a good banner with a good sound on it ( playing in a loop over and over )

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                                                                    • Towser
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                      • 107

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by DarkJedi





                                                                      Funniest shit i've seen all day!!

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                                                                      • Shok
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                                        • 5611

                                                                        #36

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                                                                        • Maximillion
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                          • 795

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Out of curiousity Shok, what was the real banner meant to do?

                                                                          You mouseover and then it plays the fart sound? Wouldn't it then not sync up with when the cat shakes on the toilet?

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