Just found out: http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/stile/goatseman.htm
I was looking in the local paper today and I cam across a horrible thing. A man by the name of Tim Simmons died. At first I thought nothing of it, until I looked at the picture. It looked so familiar, but I couldn't place it. I read the article and found out something that is sure to rock the internet community in the next few months. Tim, as he was known to friends, was in actuality our hero, the Goatse man. The man who has brought joy to millions died on Aug. 17th. This was the first I had heard of such an incident, but I am sure it has been published in other places. Goatse.cx has remained un updated for a while now and many worried about his health.
The article has already caused sufficient scandal and their are talks of him faking his death. He joked among family members that he would fake his death one day as a final act in his twisted life. He was going to spend the rest of his life in Singapore drinking whatever they drink there and "rocking out" with out anyone trying to stick things in his ass. Like Elvis and 2 Pac, we will undoubtedly have many reported sightings, but it is hard to be sure its him, because so few people have seen his face. He often complained that no one ever looked him in the eye, they were always trying to guess what he had hidden away in his gaping ass.
Most of the pictures on the site were taken when he was in his 30's in Singapore where he spent a good 3 years as a side show donkey boy. Fucking animals, biting the heads of rats, and of course his favorite trick, getting anally fisted by anyone who would pay the 50 cent admission fee. He has spent the last few years of his life, reliving his glory days on the internet.
For those who don't believe me, here is the actual article, scanned from today's newspaper. We may never know the truth for sure, but trust me, this article is as real as Stile's sexual romp with Angelique.
The article has already caused sufficient scandal and their are talks of him faking his death. He joked among family members that he would fake his death one day as a final act in his twisted life. He was going to spend the rest of his life in Singapore drinking whatever they drink there and "rocking out" with out anyone trying to stick things in his ass. Like Elvis and 2 Pac, we will undoubtedly have many reported sightings, but it is hard to be sure its him, because so few people have seen his face. He often complained that no one ever looked him in the eye, they were always trying to guess what he had hidden away in his gaping ass.
Most of the pictures on the site were taken when he was in his 30's in Singapore where he spent a good 3 years as a side show donkey boy. Fucking animals, biting the heads of rats, and of course his favorite trick, getting anally fisted by anyone who would pay the 50 cent admission fee. He has spent the last few years of his life, reliving his glory days on the internet.
For those who don't believe me, here is the actual article, scanned from today's newspaper. We may never know the truth for sure, but trust me, this article is as real as Stile's sexual romp with Angelique.
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