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  • Blacknut
    Registered User
    • Apr 2003
    • 46

    #51
    I need a hooker too!
    wish you were me?

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    • InsaneMidget
      Confirmed User
      • May 2002
      • 3767

      #52
      Originally posted by Blacknut
      I need a hooker too!

      Shut up cocksucker.

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      • johnbosh
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2002
        • 8965

        #53
        lol

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        • VegasGirl1
          Registered User
          • Nov 2003
          • 91

          #54
          Whats your Mom's phone number, I'll call and make the arrangements!


          Originally posted by Blacknut
          I need a hooker too!
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          • JimmyReject
            Confirmed User
            • May 2002
            • 489

            #55
            If you loved your son, you would have fucked him yourself.

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            • Rich
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jan 2003
              • 11486

              #56
              Sorry, but your son is a little strange. If he can't get laid, he should get himself a hooker, not ask him mommy for one.

              I mean the kid's 19 right?

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              • VegasGirl1
                Registered User
                • Nov 2003
                • 91

                #57
                He was in town for the holiday and had no vehicle. It was 2:00 am and his flight was at 4pm to go back to Texas, where there is no legal prostitution. He lives on a farm where many relatives are but no other outside contact, Right in the middle of the "Bible Belt" So you see he felt he had no other opportunity like that moment..


                Originally posted by Rich
                Sorry, but your son is a little strange. If he can't get laid, he should get himself a hooker, not ask him mommy for one.

                I mean the kid's 19 right?
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                • Oracle Porn
                  Affiliate
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 24433

                  #58
                  19 and never kissed?
                  Fuck me and call me skippy

                  Post his pic or something
                  You aren't one of those moms who protect him from everything are you?

                  Does he say "my mama said" every other sentence?


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                  • Sifu
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 1791

                    #59
                    GET THE POOR BOY LAID!
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                    • Monique Niccole
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 5653

                      #60
                      Well, the only problem now is that he's been conditioned to pay for pussy. So now, the poor kid might not ever get laid again unless he's got a $100 bill taped to his dick.

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                      • QualityMpegs
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 3521

                        #61
                        Originally posted by JimmyReject
                        If you loved your son, you would have fucked him yourself.
                        rofl...sick fuck

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                        • Adultnet
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 8713

                          #62
                          Originally posted by Head
                          Need to know more info. Why hasn't he been kissed. Why is he uncomfortable around woman. Some issues that need to be addessed! Hooker won't be solution!
                          Well he need a hooker badly .. he must go before its too late lol


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                          • InsaneMidget
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2002
                            • 3767

                            #63
                            Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                            19 and never kissed?
                            Fuck me and call me skippy

                            Post his pic or something
                            You aren't one of those moms who protect him from everything are you?

                            Does he say "my mama said" every other sentence?


                            I hate you.

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                            • crockett
                              in a van by the river
                              • May 2003
                              • 76818

                              #64
                              you should get the boy to move to vegas with you... least that would give him a chance
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                              • DarkJedi
                                No Refunds Issued.
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 28301

                                #65
                                My dad used to say to me:


                                "SEE THOS BIG TITTY BITCHES? THEY WONT FUCK YOU.

                                LIFE FUCKED YOU.

                                MOTHER FUCKING OWNED! "

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                                • Rorschach
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 5579

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by VegasGirl1
                                  He was in town for the holiday and had no vehicle. It was 2:00 am and his flight was at 4pm to go back to Texas, where there is no legal prostitution. He lives on a farm where many relatives are but no other outside contact, Right in the middle of the "Bible Belt" So you see he felt he had no other opportunity like that moment..
                                  If you really loved him you wouldn't have sent him back to that hell hole.... you do realise that when he gets desperate he'll start fucking farm animals on the sly?

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                                  • DarkJedi
                                    No Refunds Issued.
                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 28301

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by VegasGirl1
                                    When your son comes to your door in the middle of the night, and explains that he is 19 and has never been kissed... and would like you to make the necessary arrangements to cure this problem, in your humble opinion would it be appropriate for a Mom to take the poor boy to a all nude strip club, then if that were not satisfying enough to take him to a brothel? Just wondering because this is an issue that was on my table over the New Years holiday... have ran it by several people ... getting positive feedback from men and negative from females, tell me .. what would you do?

                                    Hookers don't kiss.

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                                    • ThunderBalls
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 2926

                                      #68
                                      What I really want to know is did the car smell of pussy on the way home?

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                                      • VegasGirl1
                                        Registered User
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 91

                                        #69
                                        funny you should say that, he did ask me on the way home if it was supposed to smell fishey... I told him it was not supposed to if she cleans properly.


                                        Originally posted by ThunderBalls
                                        What I really want to know is did the car smell of pussy on the way home?
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                                        • vegas2003
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 1714

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by VegasGirl1
                                          When your son comes to your door in the middle of the night, and explains that he is 19 and has never been kissed... and would like you to make the necessary arrangements to cure this problem, in your humble opinion would it be appropriate for a Mom to take the poor boy to a all nude strip club, then if that were not satisfying enough to take him to a brothel? Just wondering because this is an issue that was on my table over the New Years holiday... have ran it by several people ... getting positive feedback from men and negative from females, tell me .. what would you do?
                                          I would tell him to do anything he could to attract a regular girl instead and he'll be better off emotionally for it
                                          SEACREST OUT!

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                                          • xxxoutsourcing
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 3888

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                            No fucking way!
                                            Do you want to warp that boy for life?
                                            Good point

                                            What happened to all the love in the world......
                                            If my mom did that i would have never forgiven her.
                                            It's gotta be done in love, after that if he wants to fuck around it's his call.

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                                            • VegasGirl1
                                              Registered User
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 91

                                              #72
                                              Love huh, is that what the first time getting laid is all about?? Hmmm, thats not really the way I remember it,.. i would like to know the stats on the first time experience ... is it most commonly LOVE or LUST...........



                                              Originally posted by xxxoutsourcing

                                              Good point

                                              What happened to all the love in the world......
                                              If my mom did that i would have never forgiven her.
                                              It's gotta be done in love, after that if he wants to fuck around it's his call.
                                              http://www.101sextips.com
                                              Always accepting new sex tips!

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                                              • broke
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2003
                                                • 4501

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by vegas2003
                                                I would tell him to do anything he could to attract a regular girl instead and he'll be better off emotionally for it
                                                That's got to be a joke.


                                                Yes, long term heterosexual relationships are great for mental health.

                                                Last edited by broke; 01-08-2004, 11:37 AM.
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                                                • detoxed
                                                  vip member
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 17798

                                                  #74
                                                  If your kid is 20 and has never been kissed he should possibly try plastic surgery?

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                                                  • VegasGirl1
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                    • 91

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by detoxed
                                                    If your kid is 20 and has never been kissed he should possibly try plastic surgery?



                                                    He lives on a farm where many relatives are but no other outside contact, Right in the middle of the "Bible Belt"....... and while he was here we arranged for the uni-brow to be removed and his 1st haircut not given by a family member. You can only fix so much in 1 week.
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