ANNOUNCEMENT: To all you fucking smoking losers !!!

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  • funkmaster
    So Fucking Banned
    • Sep 2001
    • 7938

    #1

    ANNOUNCEMENT: To all you fucking smoking losers !!!

    ... I gave up smoking 36h ago ... I feel like shit, like real shit, cold turkey ... but I will not smoke again ... never!!

    ... it took me 15 years to get to this point, it's a fucking shame !!!
  • BV
    wtf
    • Sep 2001
    • 10914

    #2
    more power to ya bro!

    i'm right behind ya!

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    • Krome
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 2851

      #3
      I gave up and lasted two days....good luck with New Years Pissed Out of Your Brain Eve.....

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        I need to smoke

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        • SR
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 2239

          #5

          Good luck

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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133978

            #6
            You'll be back ...they always do...*cough cough*

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            • media
              Confirmed Moneymaker
              • Apr 2002
              • 9853

              #7
              Thats a hypocritical statement funkmaster =)

              Your always gonna be an addict.. Just an addict in recovery..

              I smoke still.. Will be quitting after Internext..
              Anyways.. good luck to ya man..

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              • juicylinks
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 122992

                #8

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                • funkmaster
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Sep 2001
                  • 7938

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Krome
                  I gave up and lasted two days....good luck with New Years Pissed Out of Your Brain Eve.....
                  I am dying for a smoke ... but I will resist .. smoking is for the weak, I've been weak for more than 15 years ... but that was yesterday !!!

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                  • funkmaster
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 7938

                    #10
                    Originally posted by juicylinks
                    LOLOLOLOL ... that's just what I needed, thanks !!!

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                    • Ice
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 26053

                      #11
                      Now where did I put my lighter?
                      icq 1904905

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                      • Ic3m4nZ
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 6285

                        #12
                        Originally posted by funkmaster
                        ... I gave up smoking 36h ago ... I feel like shit, like real shit, cold turkey ... but I will not smoke again ... never!!

                        ... it took me 15 years to get to this point, it's a fucking shame !!!
                        Hit the gym now and get your smoking ass in shape.

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                        • Centurion
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 6033

                          #13
                          Good luck bro! I used the inhaler to help me..but didn't usually use it unless I was going out somewhere..so basically did it cold turkey. First 3 days or so are the most challenging..and then believe it or not..it DOES get better!

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                          • Jedimaster
                            Registered User
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 2120

                            #14
                            2 words

                            chemo sucks

                            i know from 1st hand experience

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                            • OsirisID
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 629

                              #15
                              I don't have to quit because I never started.. I was never one of the weak minded fuckers that felt like they needed to fit in to be cool..
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                              • Ic3m4nZ
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 6285

                                #16
                                Originally posted by OsirisID
                                I don't have to quit because I never started.. I was never one of the weak minded fuckers that felt like they needed to fit in to be cool..
                                Me too

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                                • buddyjuf

                                  #17
                                  well I know this aint much
                                  but I hope it's an inspiration to you

                                  I stopped cracking my fingers about 1 month ago
                                  every time I saw someone cracking, I thoguht to myself, GOD DAMN thats a nasty sound, they are ruining their bones

                                  if you keep telling yourself thats its BAD to smoke, that power will hopefully surpass the urge of smoking

                                  my wishes are with you

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                                  • funkmaster
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Sep 2001
                                    • 7938

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Centurion
                                    First 3 days or so are the most challenging..and then believe it or not..it DOES get better!
                                    ... I fucking hope so, otherwise I will start smoking again ... my current state is weired, last night I fellt like I had popped some Es !!!

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                                    • funkmaster
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Sep 2001
                                      • 7938

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by OsirisID
                                      I don't have to quit because I never started.. I was never one of the weak minded fuckers that felt like they needed to fit in to be cool..
                                      ... you have my deepest respect and I really mean it. my girlfriend is the same, never ever had a drag in her life ... I love strong personalities !!!

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                                      • AWW - Kevin
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 2353

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by funkmaster


                                        ... you have my deepest respect and I really mean it. my girlfriend is the same, never ever had a drag in her life ... I love strong personalities !!!
                                        good luck funkmaster !
                                        don't ask me if i think you can do it


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                                        • juicylinks
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 122992

                                          #21
                                          I just lit up a cig

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                                          • Sosa
                                            In Tushy Land
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 40149

                                            #22
                                            good luck

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                                            • doober
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 6984

                                              #23
                                              I personally loved smoking but it was gonna kill me of I continued and that a fact...id smoke for no reason and anytime was a good time to light uP!
                                              I finally Quit Nov 17 2003 when BrentD decided he would try to quit and seemed pretty serious about it so i gave it a gO cause I had been thinking about it for awhile, I still have fucking cravings which are sometimes overwhelming!!!!
                                              I even surived one week in mexico and I drank the whole week...thk god for weed hehe...


                                              Anyway good luck to you bro but be very strong if your serious...moments of weakness are always 2 seconds away and they suck when trying to nix that shit for good.

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                                              • sumphatpimp
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 5235

                                                #24
                                                you don't have to quit until your lungs look like this

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                                                • Brad Xtremepay
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 2000

                                                  #25
                                                  Oh. I thought you were calling out all of the "smoking losers" as in losers that are smoking.

                                                  I don't smoke cigarettes.

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                                                  • Theo
                                                    HAL 9000
                                                    • May 2001
                                                    • 34515

                                                    #26
                                                    congrats
                                                    the first days are the harder from what i hear....hope you manage to completely quit.

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                                                    • funkmaster
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                      • 7938

                                                      #27
                                                      37h ... and still going ... I feel like shit !

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                                                      • Fletch XXX
                                                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                        • 60840

                                                        #28
                                                        cigarettes suck man.

                                                        i was hooked on them for a few years.

                                                        fucking menthol hell.

                                                        i quit smoking em cold turkey 97 coughed up blackness for awhile, id be sleeping and just start hacking up coal.

                                                        no matter what, stick with it... dont fucking give in, youll hate yourself.

                                                        Word from someone who quit cigs: the craving almost will never go away, i still get them sometimes, but you HAVE to fight it off, and dont give in, its too easy to crawl right back into the arms of nicotine.

                                                        good luck.

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                                                        • Fletch XXX
                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 60840

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by funkmaster
                                                          37h ... and still going ... I feel like shit !
                                                          waiot till you start to get your tastebuds back and your body starts getting rid of the black shit man... it will take awhile for the process to begin, but dont give in...

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                                                          • Centurion
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                            • 6033

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by funkmaster
                                                            37h ... and still going ... I feel like shit !
                                                            Rather than counting the hours..IMMERSE yourself in some activity that keeps you involved dude. Talking about it ain't something you should be doing all that much. Get some snacks, something to drink, a movie, loud music, a blowjob..SOMETHING, that takes your mind off of what you're NOT doing.

                                                            Voice of experience on this one.

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                                                            • Lane
                                                              Will code for food...
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 8496

                                                              #31
                                                              being a non-smoker is great, you'll be just fine

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                                                              • wtfent
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                • 3790

                                                                #32
                                                                Ive never understood smokers. Cigs make me fuckin sick. I love the good old grandoja though.
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                                                                • Fletch XXX
                                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 60840

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Centurion


                                                                  Rather than counting the hours..IMMERSE yourself in some activity that keeps you involved dude. Talking about it ain't something you should be doing all that much. Get some snacks, something to drink, a movie, loud music, a blowjob..SOMETHING, that takes your mind off of what you're NOT doing.

                                                                  Voice of experience on this one.
                                                                  really good advice here, except ONE THING.

                                                                  DONT REPLACE CRAVINGS WITH FOOD.

                                                                  you WILL GAIN WEIGHT, and FAST.

                                                                  i gained 25 lbs when I quit smoking, had to lose it and did, but it was a bad experience and I didnt know, so I started eating a little more.

                                                                  get some gum or something but dont replace cravings with snacks.

                                                                  voice of experience on this one too

                                                                  heheh

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                                                                  • irishfury
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                                    • 2611

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                    Trust no one there all snakes

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                                                                    • Rorschach
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 5579

                                                                      #35
                                                                      This is all you need:

                                                                      http://www.allencarrseasyway.com/

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                                                                      • jattt
                                                                        Registered User
                                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                                        • 48

                                                                        #36
                                                                        GooD LucK

                                                                        I'm trying to cut back, had 5 cigs in the past 3 days from 3/4 a pack a day, , hopefully b4 2004 begins I can just cut it cold.

                                                                        I hate not being in control, know what u mean.....

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                                                                        • funkmaster
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                          • 7938

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Centurion


                                                                          Rather than counting the hours..IMMERSE yourself in some activity that keeps you involved dude. Talking about it ain't something you should be doing all that much. Get some snacks, something to drink, a movie, loud music, a blowjob..SOMETHING, that takes your mind off of what you're NOT doing.

                                                                          Voice of experience on this one.
                                                                          ... about a month ago I've started to do 2-3km runs in the morning ... I went for 5km this morning and I feel like doing another one tonight !!

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                                                                          • Happy Dicks
                                                                            Registered User
                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                            • 96

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Don't waste your time giving up old habits. You are still going to die. Someday...sooner than you think.

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                                                                            • funkmaster
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                              • 7938

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Rorschach
                                                                              This is all you need:

                                                                              http://www.allencarrseasyway.com/
                                                                              ... LOL, what about steven king's - "quitters inc" ??

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                                                                              • Centurion
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                • 6033

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                                                                                really good advice here, except ONE THING.

                                                                                DONT REPLACE CRAVINGS WITH FOOD.

                                                                                you WILL GAIN WEIGHT, and FAST.

                                                                                i gained 25 lbs when I quit smoking, had to lose it and did, but it was a bad experience and I didnt know, so I started eating a little more.

                                                                                get some gum or something but dont replace cravings with snacks.

                                                                                voice of experience on this one too

                                                                                heheh
                                                                                Shh...don't tell him that yet! The one true downside of quitting. I think almost everyone that has quit has gone through the dreaded 20-25 pound weight gain. But then your appetite does return!

                                                                                Damn..now I want a snickers bar.

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                                                                                • Happy Dicks
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 96

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by funkmaster
                                                                                  ... LOL, what about steven king's - "quitters inc" ??
                                                                                  I love that dance. I do much the same when I try to quit...

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                                                                                  • Centurion
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                    • 6033

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by funkmaster


                                                                                    ... about a month ago I've started to do 2-3km runs in the morning ... I went for 5km this morning and I feel like doing another one tonight !!
                                                                                    Darn good idea..and keep yourself full of water too!

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                                                                                    • Happy Dicks
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                      • 96

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Centurion
                                                                                      The one true downside of quitting. I think almost everyone that has quit has gone through the dreaded 20-25 pound weight gain.
                                                                                      I tried to quit and take lithium at the same time.

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                                                                                      • funkmaster
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                                        • 7938

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        ... I fucked it up, I can not drink without having a smoke ... and I had a smoke yesterday. I am weak, very weak indeed. sorry.

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                                                                                        • MetaMan
                                                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                          • 28682

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          u should just start drinking and smoking, the faster u get off this earth the better the world will be.

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                                                                                          • Indeed
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                                            • 1892

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by funkmaster
                                                                                            ... I gave up smoking 36h ago ... I feel like shit, like real shit, cold turkey ... but I will not smoke again ... never!!

                                                                                            ... it took me 15 years to get to this point, it's a fucking shame !!!
                                                                                            you'll start smoking again pretty soon

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                                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                              • 133978

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by funkmaster
                                                                                              ... I fucked it up, I can not drink without having a smoke ... and I had a smoke yesterday. I am weak, very weak indeed. sorry.
                                                                                              Welcome back Read above post

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                                                                                              • funkmaster
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                                                • 7938

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                u should just start drinking and smoking, the faster u get off this earth the better the world will be.
                                                                                                ... does that dung fork I drove up your rotten ass still hurt??

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                                                                                                • funkmaster
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                                                  • 7938

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by spunky1

                                                                                                  Welcome back Read above post
                                                                                                  ... I know and I feel so fucking guilty and owned by the tobacco industrie. I am a loser.

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                                                                                                  •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                                                    • 3880

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Blows smoke in your face

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