My son set the limits for me this morning ...

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • JFPdude
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 4027

    #1

    My son set the limits for me this morning ...

    In vegas I can only have:

    40 servings of booze an hour
    30 hookers an hour

    and I'm aloud to bring home:

    10 red headed showgirls for myself

    and 10 redheaded full blooded chinese guys for his mother

    I'm hoping to live up to my sons expectations.

    In fact I'm leaving now to make sure I don't let him down.


  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431

    #2



    cute
    I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

    Comment

    • Weppel
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2003
      • 2190

      #3

      Comment

      • kmanrox
        aka K-Man
        • Oct 2001
        • 29295

        #4
        good luck... those are reasonable goals..
        Crypto HODLr
        Crypto mining
        Angel investor

        Comment

        • media
          Confirmed Moneymaker
          • Apr 2002
          • 9853

          #5
          Originally posted by JFPdude
          In vegas I can only have:

          40 servings of booze an hour
          30 hookers an hour

          and I'm aloud to bring home:

          10 red headed showgirls for myself

          and 10 redheaded full blooded chinese guys for his mother

          I'm hoping to live up to my sons expectations.

          In fact I'm leaving now to make sure I don't let him down.


          Lol.. Funny shit man..

          I'll have a shirt for ya in Vegas.. Look for me..
          I'm here for the violence!

          Comment

          • jacobt
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2003
            • 174

            #6
            doesn't anyone find that a little disturbing?
            icq: 164577216 | skype: jacobt2003

            Comment

            • Trax
              [----------------------]
              • Aug 2001
              • 14486

              #7
              i do

              Comment

              • Trax
                [----------------------]
                • Aug 2001
                • 14486

                #8
                but then again its funny

                Comment

                • hornycash
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 2336

                  #9
                  funny

                  Comment

                  • pradaboy
                    sell me your banners
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 12931

                    #10
                    that's funny
                    Media Buyer - Sell me your traffic!
                    FREE to register domains...
                    Better than 99% of the crap sold here!

                    Comment

                    • Adulter
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 1252

                      #11
                      ROTFL

                      Comment

                      • Libertine
                        sex dwarf
                        • May 2002
                        • 17860

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jacobt
                        doesn't anyone find that a little disturbing?
                        More than a little. Must be hard to grow up with the idea that your father is fucking hookers and your mom is fucking chinese guys (why chinese guys??).
                        /(bb|[^b]{2})/

                        Comment

                        • Rochard
                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 75761

                          #13
                          I have the hookup in Vegas. I'll see to it that you are taken care of!
                          Herschel Savage
                          Brooklyn, NY

                          Comment

                          • rjstar
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 353

                            #14
                            Man, 30 hookers an hour, North Carolina must be the home of real men. Real rich men as well :D
                            <a href='http://stats.ars4real.com/wmref/click.php?type=but&a=1017433'> <img border=1 src='http://stats.ars4real.com/wmref/load.php?type=but&a=1017433'>

                            Comment

                            • Tala
                              Fucked if I know
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 23368

                              #15

                              ICQ: 11120676 | Google: mindcrime | Skype: suitemindcrime|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

                              Comment

                              • Ross
                                Ik ben een aap
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 18874

                                #16
                                Is your son by any chance a PIMP?

                                Comment

                                • Vitasoy
                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 58202

                                  #17


                                  [email protected]

                                  Comment

                                  • Head
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 8278

                                    #18
                                    Good luck!

                                    Comment

                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133978

                                      #19
                                      A future pornographer...it brings a tear to my eye

                                      Comment

                                      • Donny
                                        As you wish...
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 13754

                                        #20
                                        My son asked me if I want to know Jesus. He's 4. His mother is very religious.

                                        Comment

                                        • JFPdude
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 4027

                                          #21
                                          For all the people that find this disturbing let me explain a few simple points that unless you know me you wouldn't know about.



                                          My mother in law got my daughter a latch hook kit for christmas. And my son and daughter are young in age. And he was explained that a hooker is someone who makes latch hook kits.

                                          Also my son thinks coke is booze. because if I am having a drink at home I always mix it in my can of coke.


                                          I don't shelter my kids from everything in this world because I believe they should know the truth. But kids know that I fix computers for a living and they heard my friends mention with me going to vegas that I would be drowned with hookers and booze therefore I had to tell them what hookers and booze was so that a 6 and 7 year old would know.


                                          Sorry I was in vegas and didn't get to see all the ICQ responses to this until now.

                                          Comment

                                          • JFPdude
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 4027

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by punkworld


                                            More than a little. Must be hard to grow up with the idea that your father is fucking hookers and your mom is fucking chinese guys (why chinese guys??).

                                            Red Headed Full Blooded Chinese Guys ...

                                            And nobody said to my kids that my wife was fucking them just that I was supposed to bring some home.


                                            Find me one pic of a full blooded red headed chinese guy before you go judging us.

                                            Comment

                                            Working...