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  •  Smokey The Bear 
    So Fucking Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 3880
    #1

    The Farting Banner Blows !!

    I would just like to say that i think the gfy flash banners with ONLOAD sounds really suck ass.

    I dont mind mouseover sounds on flash banners , but that fart banner that re-farts every 8 seconds is annoying as hell.

    It wouldnt be so bad if they had the sound in a frame that was only played once , but it plays it over and over again.

    Im wondering if i can rent some ad space from gfy, because i would like to rent the ad space and not promote anything, just an ad that says SMOKEY THE BEAR KICKS ASS over and over again at 100 decibals.

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    • SoundMan
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2003
      • 3471
      #2
      Turn off your sound

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        • AphEX
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2003
          • 2901
          #3
          Originally posted by SoundMan
          Turn off your sound
          what he said

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            •  Smokey The Bear 
              So Fucking Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 3880
              #4
              Originally posted by SoundMan
              Turn off your sound
              I like listening to music while i surf gfy. And it mixes the farting into the music.



              Plus you know if one guy has it next week they will be having full talking banners in here .

              Plus if i turn off the sound then it makes the legit banners that use mouseover instead of load sounds turn off as well.

              Conclusion: not a very good solution

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                • RRRED
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 6754
                  #5
                  Our designer is fixing it right as we speak. We thought it had been fixed... sorry ;)

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                    •  Smokey The Bear 
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 3880
                      #6
                      Originally posted by RRRED
                      Our designer is fixing it right as we speak. We thought it had been fixed... sorry ;)
                      No problem.

                      It really messes with the classical music i was listening too

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                        • Kimmykim
                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 16015
                          #7
                          I just love that Turd!!!!!

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                            • SoundMan
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 3471
                              #8
                              Just a thought? why even use that fart sound?

                              Well smokey did have a valid point on it being to loud!

                              tell your guy RRed to reduce it by 10 db or so..

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                                • budz
                                  Disruptive Innovator
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 4230
                                  #9
                                  ROFL@!#@ my g/f was on the phone..

                                  I just moused over that banner on accident.

                                  Her mom thought I shit myself.
                                  C:\Code\
                                  C:\Code\Run\

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                                    •  Smokey The Bear 
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 3880
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by budz
                                      ROFL@!#@ my g/f was on the phone..

                                      I just moused over that banner on accident.

                                      Her mom thought I shit myself.
                                      You didnt mouse over it . It plays onload over and over again.

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                                        • budz
                                          Disruptive Innovator
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 4230
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by  Smokey The Bear 


                                          You didnt mouse over it . It plays onload over and over again.
                                          oh, I closed the page quick as hell
                                          C:\Code\
                                          C:\Code\Run\

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                                            • NoCarrier
                                              We need more free porn
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 16356
                                              #12
                                              Use a popup remover software where you can also turn off flash animations.

                                              That's what I do.

                                              I see "[flash]" instead

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                                                • nofx
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 16826
                                                  #13
                                                  yea quite annoying when i'm listening to music and surfing gfy

                                                  Often times I wonder why
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                                                    •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 3880
                                                      #14
                                                      Now if they were clever they could do one that was cool.

                                                      Like on mouseOUT of the banner it could play a loop that waits for like a full minute or 2 of blank space and then plays a really loud announcement

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                                                        • axelcat
                                                          Adult Locals
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 25450
                                                          #15
                                                          Its actually a great banner

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                                                            •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 3880
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                              Use a popup remover software where you can also turn off flash animations.

                                                              That's what I do.

                                                              I see "[flash]" instead
                                                              I like the flash i just dont like having it played on load. Flash Sounds should be played only when your mouse is over the banner , and stop as soon as your mouse has left the banner.

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                                                                •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 3880
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by axelcat
                                                                  Its actually a great banner
                                                                  Its boring and not clever in any way. Its your basic fart humour. Doesnt really say much about the company at all. I suppose it gets some attention , but when im looking for a new sponsor , thats not what im looking for. But i wasnt commenting on the banner , just the fact it plays the sounds over and over in a loop and loud onload

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                                                                    • aaron
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 4452
                                                                      #18
                                                                      ive yet to see an ad the utilizes sound in a good way, they are all annoying as fuck.

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                                                                        • Living For Today
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                          • 3970
                                                                          #19
                                                                          yeah it was very annoying. mixes in with the music very annoying!

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                                                                            • Shok
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                              • 5611
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Yes godamnit its fucking annoying....godamn that boobiebucks...godamn you all to hell!!

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                                                                                • Kelsti
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 11
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Damn you are a whiney bitch. You have posted in 2 threads now about this banner. I actually think it's pretty damn funny. If you don't like it, reload the page.

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                                                                                    • The Truth Hurts
                                                                                      Zph7YXfjMhg
                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 15786
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by  Smokey The Bear 
                                                                                      [B]I would just like to say that i think the gfy flash banners with ONLOAD sounds really suck ass.
                                                                                      Yeah, it's almost as bad as cocksmokers that force their sig on people.



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                                                                                        • baddog
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                          • 107089
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I don't think I have ever agreed with Smokey before, so I guess it is true when they say there is a first time for everything

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                                                                                            • nathan_f
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                              • 3983
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              It's still doing it....

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                                                                                                •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                  • 3880
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                  I don't think I have ever agreed with Smokey before, so I guess it is true when they say there is a first time for everything
                                                                                                  At least your honest

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                                                                                                    • baddog
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                      • 107089
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by  Smokey The Bear 


                                                                                                      At least your honest
                                                                                                      my integrity is my most valued asset

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                                                                                                        • Trax
                                                                                                          [----------------------]
                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                          • 14486
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          i really have to question Lensman for letting such a shit go online on his board

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                                                                                                            • Arty
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                              • 880
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Yes, do not use sounds on banners please

                                                                                                              At least it should be mouse over only... I had to decide that few times and in all cases we've agreed with my clients to not to use sounds... At the end, two of the current banners at GFY are sound free and they are not loosing any attention becuase of that..

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                                                                                                                • Mr. Mojo Risin
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                  • 1886
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  it's pretty annoying... get's your attention though.. I guess that's the point

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                                                                                                                    • loverboy
                                                                                                                      When it rains, it pours
                                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                                      • 20609
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      i agree, its really annoying and not sound to catch anyones
                                                                                                                      attention. the sooner the problem is fixed, the better audience
                                                                                                                      you will get. speed it up

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                                                                                                                        • nathan_f
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                          • 3983
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          My first reaction is: "where the fuck is that comming from, and how do I stop it" not, "gee, that is an great fartning noise..must click..."

                                                                                                                          Has it done well for you? I suppose the attention about it may make people click it.

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                                                                                                                            • TDF
                                                                                                                              Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                              • 27296
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I LOVE it
                                                                                                                              Sig heil

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                                                                                                                                • QualityMpegs
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 3521
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SoundMan
                                                                                                                                  Turn off your sound
                                                                                                                                  It's annoying to have to turn the sounds on and off and on and off because of a banner

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                                                                                                                                    • SoundMan
                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 3471
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      i only make ones with the mouse over-out options.

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                                                                                                                                        • JSA Matt
                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 5464
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          lol, I know I posted "i hate that banner" in this thread... where did it go?

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                                                                                                                                            •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 3880
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Trax
                                                                                                                                              i really have to question Lensman for letting such a shit go online on his board
                                                                                                                                              I dont think he allowed it im pretty sure there are rules about this. I think its remotely hosted.

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                                                                                                                                                •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 3880
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by RRRED
                                                                                                                                                  Our designer is fixing it right as we speak. We thought it had been fixed... sorry ;)
                                                                                                                                                  I could fix that in about 5 minutes just send over the flash file.

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                                                                                                                                                    • 1mx
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 113
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      That banner is annoying. I am jamming out to some music and the next thing I know ytcracker is droping ass during the middle of his tracks.
                                                                                                                                                      Quality Hosting!

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                                                                                                                                                        • NoCarrier
                                                                                                                                                          We need more free porn
                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 16356
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Mr. Mojo Risin
                                                                                                                                                          it's pretty annoying... get's your attention though.. I guess that's the point
                                                                                                                                                          Sure did, but the last thing I wanted was to click it.

                                                                                                                                                          So their strategy miserably failed.

                                                                                                                                                          Designers still stuck in the Anal phase should not design, period.

                                                                                                                                                          Child Development: The Anal Phase
                                                                                                                                                          The anal stage of motivational development is characterized by the child's central area of bodily concern is the rectum. Bowel movements become a source of pleasure to the child. He may defecate often to achieve this pleasure. This, however, would bring him into conflict with his parents. The conflict leads the child to develop an ego. He comes to realize tht he cannot always do what he wants when he wants. He learns that there are certain times when it it appropriate to expel waste nd other times when it is inappropriate. He gradually comes to understand his mother's wishes and abides by them.

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                                                                                                                                                            •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 3880
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by NoCarrier


                                                                                                                                                              Sure did, but the last thing I wanted was to click it.

                                                                                                                                                              So their strategy miserably failed.

                                                                                                                                                              Designers still stuck in the Anal phase should not design, period.

                                                                                                                                                              Child Development: The Anal Phase
                                                                                                                                                              The anal stage of motivational development is characterized by the child's central area of bodily concern is the rectum. Bowel movements become a source of pleasure to the child. He may defecate often to achieve this pleasure. This, however, would bring him into conflict with his parents. The conflict leads the child to develop an ego. He comes to realize tht he cannot always do what he wants when he wants. He learns that there are certain times when it it appropriate to expel waste nd other times when it is inappropriate. He gradually comes to understand his mother's wishes and abides by them.
                                                                                                                                                              Exactly , and besides that point. The banner doesnt tell me anything about the company at all. Doesnt interest me in the least. It does make me refresh the page instantly though

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                                                                                                                                                                • AdultNex
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 8985
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  How many people actually clicked that banner?

                                                                                                                                                                  I didn't.

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                                                                                                                                                                    •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 3880
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AdultNex
                                                                                                                                                                      How many people actually clicked that banner?

                                                                                                                                                                      I didn't.
                                                                                                                                                                      The real question is how many people closed down the window

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 58202
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by toodamnfli
                                                                                                                                                                          I LOVE it

                                                                                                                                                                          I think I know why


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                                                                                                                                                                            •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 3880
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Vitasoy



                                                                                                                                                                              I think I know why

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                                                                                                                                                                                • SoundMan
                                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 3471
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  banner still farting...

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • xxxoutsourcing
                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 3888
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by SoundMan
                                                                                                                                                                                      Turn off your sound

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                                                                                                                                                                                        •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 3880
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by xxxoutsourcing


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                                                                                                                                                                                            • mysandstorm
                                                                                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 23
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              that banner is annoying...
                                                                                                                                                                                              I just hope that nobody will click on it...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Shok
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 5611
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by mysandstorm
                                                                                                                                                                                                  that banner is annoying...
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I just hope that nobody will click on it...
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hope in one hand and shit in the other, let me know which fills up faster there chief.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  The fixed banner was sent to GFY last night, they have it, will be fixed soon.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Trax
                                                                                                                                                                                                      [----------------------]
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 14486
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Shok


                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hope in one hand and shit in the other, let me know which fills up faster there chief.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      The fixed banner was sent to GFY last night, they have it, will be fixed soon.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      still a reason to not send traffic to your program
                                                                                                                                                                                                      you cannot tell me you didnt at least run the movie once before you sent it to lens

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