AMAZING New Scientific Find! This is why you're FAT!

**darnit** · 01-03-2004, 11:20 PM

im pretty sure my problem is glandular...

**Rictor** · 01-03-2004, 11:21 PM

Deja vu.

**klik** · 01-03-2004, 11:21 PM

i'm pretty sure fat people are just lazy..

and the fatter you get.. the lazier you get..

and the cycle repeats untill heart attack

**spamofon** · 01-03-2004, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by klik
i'm pretty sure fat people are just lazy..

and the fatter you get.. the lazier you get..

and the cycle repeats untill heart attack

heart attack = heart too lazy to beat

**Trax** · 01-04-2004, 02:48 AM

interesting for sure

**Poo-Chee** · 01-04-2004, 02:51 AM

Originally posted by spamofon

heart attack = heart too lazy to beat

That makes sense

**AOJ Brian** · 01-04-2004, 03:06 AM

I am glad they figured this one out for us. Whew.

Brian

**pradaboy** · 01-04-2004, 05:57 AM

wow, that must have taken years of scientific research!

**Paul Markham** · 01-04-2004, 06:09 AM

Originally posted by pradaboy
wow, that must have taken years of scientific research!

And millions of dollars in grants.

Don't find out things like this without spending a lot of money.

**Weber** · 01-04-2004, 06:12 AM

I know why you are fat... cause you eat the shit... your food is bad... too bad for people and for animals... change something

**Wilbo** · 01-04-2004, 06:13 AM

Originally posted by charly
And millions of dollars in grants.

Don't find out things like this without spending a lot of money.

I'be been trying ro get my research project funded for yearsm but no government agency will do it. My project is: "Porn - just how nasty can they get?"

**avion** · 01-04-2004, 07:18 AM

Originally posted by spamofon

heart attack = heart too lazy to beat

hahaha

**Head** · 01-04-2004, 08:05 AM

Lifestyle; you sit on a couch putting shit in your body and not moving of cource you'll be fat! Everybody's different but less carbs and more protein is the ideal deit. And exercise!

**xxxdesign-net** · 01-04-2004, 08:08 AM

Originally posted by galleryseek
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../food_portions

"With self-refilling bowls of soup and jumbo buckets of stale popcorn, professor Brian Wansink has identified one culprit for U.S. obesity: excessive food portions."

You mean, people get fat because they EAT A LOT? WOAH, Who would have thought!@@!

Professor Brian Wansink you are my hero

well, alot of people always tried to blame it on having a slow metabolism.. or having kids

Funny thing is in Europe.. women with kids are much thinner than north american women...

**liquidmoe** · 01-04-2004, 08:09 AM

What kind of nasty soup were they serving that it was pumped through a tube. I dunno, Im getting a rather nasty mental image of that, unless its red lentil, I like my soups to be chunky lol.

**Vitasoy** · 01-04-2004, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by Rictor
Deja vu.

flash backs

**MetaMan** · 01-04-2004, 06:34 PM

this man is a true genious!

DID U KNOW THERE IS A BLUE KOOLAID!????????

**Ic3m4nZ** · 01-04-2004, 06:38 PM

No respect for fat people who don't exercise.

**Jay_StandAhead** · 01-04-2004, 07:05 PM

I'm not fat; I'm big boned

**BlueDesignStudios** · 01-04-2004, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by Jay[neX]
I'm not fat; I'm big boned

hahaha

**SureFire** · 01-04-2004, 07:52 PM

Before today, I thought 95 percent of fat people had a medical problem.

Silly me

**digifan** · 01-04-2004, 08:05 PM

Nah, they are just trying to reach the bottom of the bowl.

**Phoenix** · 01-04-2004, 08:08 PM

yeah people are lazy no doubt....i don't force food down anymore like i used to.

I'll eat smaller portions, even that feels healthier

**PenisFace** · 01-04-2004, 09:18 PM

When I was driving home from Oregon with my mom and my younger brother (we have family that lets us use their summer house whenever we want), we stopped at McDonalds in Portland. Long story short, I was shocked. I ordered a number five, fries and a coke, supersized of course. When they gave it to me, I almost dropped it and ran off screaming. There was so much there it was rediculous.

Supersized fries were huge, burgers were the same, but the pop was like a fucking 10 gallon drum. I ate the burgers and like a quarter of the fries and barely even dented the coke. Im a big guy, too... I've known thats the reason for people being so fat there since that fatefull day.

I bet the happy meals are the equivilent of a supersized big mac here in Canada...

**Bansheelinks** · 01-04-2004, 09:25 PM

Wow.......that doctor must have been travelling on the road to damascus and been hit by a thunderbolt and thus the revelation..........

who woulda thunk it.........people actually get fat because they consume too much food......

wait......I have to go lie down........this is just too much to take in all at once........the shattering of world views.........old ideas have to be rethought and changed..........a new world order of diet is being formed

AMAZING New Scientific Find! This is why you're FAT!

AMAZING New Scientific Find! This is why you're FAT!

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