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  • Oracle Porn
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    • Oct 2002
    • 24433

    #1

    OMG this is hilarious....

    I'm talking to my ex, and she asked me what I didn't like about her....

    wow she is getting pissed, its hilarioussssssssssssss


  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    That she didn't have a penis?

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    • NoCarrier
      We need more free porn
      • Mar 2002
      • 16356

      #3
      You must be really, really drunk.. Fleshlights can't talk.

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      • Jimmie
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2003
        • 872

        #4
        Originally posted by Oracle Porn
        I'm talking to my ex, and she asked me what I didn't like about her....

        wow she is getting pissed, its hilarioussssssssssssss
        liar
        Livin' Fat Cause I Aint On Speed....

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        • Oracle Porn
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          • Oct 2002
          • 24433

          #5
          Originally posted by Jimmie
          liar
          wtf?


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          • Pleasurepays
            BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
            • Aug 2002
            • 11913

            #6
            funny how women like to ask questions when its clear the answers will infuriate them. at least your not trying to get laid anymore and don't have to keep saying "honey, i think you are perfect, or i would not be with you"

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            • Oracle Porn
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              • Oct 2002
              • 24433

              #7
              Originally posted by Pleasurepays
              funny how women like to ask questions when its clear the answers will infuriate them. at least your not trying to get laid anymore and don't have to keep saying "honey, i think you are perfect, or i would not be with you"

              omg she is asking me if there's anything I liked....


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              • boardersweetie
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2003
                • 1889

                #8
                Originally posted by spunky1
                That she didn't have a penis?

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                • Jimmie
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 872

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                  omg she is asking me if there's anything I liked....
                  hopefully there is, or why the fuck did u date her in the first place?
                  Livin' Fat Cause I Aint On Speed....

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                  • Oracle Porn
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                    • Oct 2002
                    • 24433

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jimmie
                    hopefully there is, or why the fuck did u date her in the first place?
                    thats EXACTLY what I said...
                    but she asked me what it was....

                    i just wanted to get laid and bust a few nuts.


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                    • BMI Lace
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 16116

                      #11
                      Just say..."everything, wanna fuck now?"
                      Your Paysite Partner
                      Strength In Numbers!
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                      • Oracle Porn
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                        • Oct 2002
                        • 24433

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BMI Lace
                        Just say..."everything, wanna fuck now?"
                        nah I'm not fucking her..... my ethics are on a higher priority then my sexual needs.


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                        • Doctor Dre
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                          • Jan 2001
                          • 51692

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                          omg she is asking me if there's anything I liked....
                          Her pussy
                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                          • BMI Lace
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 16116

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                            nah I'm not fucking her..... my ethics are on a higher priority then my sexual needs.
                            fair enough.
                            Your Paysite Partner
                            Strength In Numbers!
                            StickyDollars | RadicalCash | KennysPennies | HomegrownCash

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                            • Face (o_0)
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • May 2004
                              • 2617

                              #15
                              this thread is worthless without pics, plus id like to know what you did and didnt like about her

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                              • NoCarrier
                                We need more free porn
                                • Mar 2002
                                • 16356

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Face (o_0)
                                this thread is worthless without pics, plus id like to know what you did and didnt like about her
                                That :




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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133978

                                  #17
                                  Oracle getting ahead

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                                  • korzon
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 1524

                                    #18
                                    You must be really, really drunk.. Fleshlights can't talk






                                    lol

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                                    • Oracle Porn
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                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 24433

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Face (o_0)
                                      this thread is worthless without pics, plus id like to know what you did and didnt like about her
                                      didnt like:

                                      telling me what to do
                                      taking down my self confidence
                                      taking me for graunted...
                                      making me her whole life....
                                      her being selfish...

                                      liked:

                                      she cared about me
                                      she was fun to talk to


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                                      • MuleScrote
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 4601

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                        You must be really, really drunk.. Fleshlights can't talk.

                                        Shit...I always feel stupid when I laugh out loud at the computer.

                                        ICQ 78681003

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