Top 10 Reasons for Not Going To Vegas

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  • jasmine
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1013

    #1

    Top 10 Reasons for Not Going To Vegas

    Lets hear guys and gals! give me the top 10 reasons why some of you are unable to go to the show.
    I've been getting paid by SexOnTheSide for 10 years!
  • klik
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2001
    • 5092

    #2
    "maybe next year"

    that's always my excuse.

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    • - AFN -
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2003
      • 3101

      #3
      So I can sit here at watch more of Jim The Fiend's worthless threads (toothless bjs, etc etc)
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      • myjah
        Back in the harbor
        • Sep 2003
        • 11482

        #4
        pregnant...just can't see the point in going
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        • jasmine
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2001
          • 1013

          #5
          Originally posted by klik
          "maybe next year"

          that's always my excuse.
          That's what I say too
          I've been getting paid by SexOnTheSide for 10 years!

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          • Tala
            Fucked if I know
            • Dec 2002
            • 23368

            #6
            10. I'm sick
            9. I'm tired
            8. I'm sick and tired
            7. I'm recovering from surgery
            6. I'm on fun drugs (which really shouldn't be an issue, because a lot of the webmasters in vegas are alos on fun drugs)
            5. I can't remember names for shit, and not everyone is called "Hey, you with the tits!"
            4. I've got job responsibilities and no laptop
            3. I've got to heal fully before I can go anywhere, really
            2. I've got to get some sleep eventually
            1. Hotels full of adult webmasters and cameras. 'Nuff said.

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            • RoUgH AiR
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2003
              • 366

              #7
              I am affraid to fly?!...


              Anyone...no.....tough crowd!

              Ruff...

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              • jimthefiend
                So Fucking Banned
                • Oct 2003
                • 18889

                #8
                Originally posted by - AFN -
                So I can sit here at watch more of Jim The Fiend's worthless threads (toothless bjs, etc etc)

                you know i entertain you, and i dont see you complaining about that vegas moron

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                • RoUgH AiR
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 366

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jimthefiend



                  you know i entertain you, and i dont see you complaining about that vegas moron
                  Dont get soft Jimbo....!! Keep on given 'er

                  Ruff...

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                  • RoUgH AiR
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 366

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RoUgH AiR
                    I am affraid to fly?!...


                    Anyone...no.....tough crowd!

                    Ruff...
                    In case I forgot to mention....I am a professional pilot.....Fuck this ia a tough crowd!!!

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                    • JoeS
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 891

                      #11
                      Hi Jasmine!

                      1. There are just too many great seminars there and I dont want to come back as an instant porn mogul as a result of learning all the secrets they share. Rather do things on my own.

                      2. All the loud over crowed parties, smoke filled rooms and over inflated ego's.

                      3. All those large flashy booths give me nightmares.

                      4. Not sure weather to go to the Players Ball or Player Haters Ball.

                      5. Last year I had to enter rehab after all the booze, babes and drugs got the best of me.

                      6. I dont want to see KB and Brad Shaw kiss and make up... more nightmares would result.

                      7. Last year I spent my budget for this years show at the craps tables.

                      8. Flying CE rubber tits.

                      9. I own the Patent on trade shows and am busy sending out letters.

                      10. The real reason I'm not going Jasmine is because you wont be there!




                      But I hope all you folks going have a great time!

                      Joe


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                      All the best!
                      Joe S.

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                      • jasmine
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 1013

                        #12
                        Originally posted by FileSafeGuard-Joe
                        Hi Jasmine!

                        1. There are just too many great seminars there and I dont want to come back as an instant porn mogul as a result of learning all the secrets they share. Rather do things on my own.

                        2. All the loud over crowed parties, smoke filled rooms and over inflated ego's.

                        3. All those large flashy booths give me nightmares.

                        4. Not sure weather to go to the Players Ball or Player Haters Ball.

                        5. Last year I had to enter rehab after all the booze, babes and drugs got the best of me.

                        6. I dont want to see KB and Brad Shaw kiss and make up... more nightmares would result.

                        7. Last year I spent my budget for this years show at the craps tables.

                        8. Flying CE rubber tits.

                        9. I own the Patent on trade shows and am busy sending out letters.

                        10. The real reason I'm not going Jasmine is because you wont be there!




                        But I hope all you folks going have a great time!

                        Joe
                        Thanks Joe for your Top 10 Reasons. Especially the 10th reason. You are sooooo sweet
                        I've been getting paid by SexOnTheSide for 10 years!

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                        • Mishi
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 1054

                          #13
                          Originally posted by FileSafeGuard-Joe
                          8. Flying CE rubber tits.
                          Good point. I almost lost an eye last year.
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                          • SuperVillain
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 259

                            #14
                            10. I'm only 15
                            9. My Gremlin is out of gas
                            8. What's in Vegas?
                            7. I only made $35 last week submitting teen galleries
                            6. It's a long walk
                            5. My stripper girl friends won't lone me the money
                            4. My Mom and Dad won't lone me the money
                            3. I'll have to leave the house
                            2. I don't want all the people I brag to in GFY to see I'm actually a $5 an hour smuck
                            1. I actualy have a life

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                            • tootie
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 6041

                              #15
                              Kids


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                              • lawked
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2003
                                • 354

                                #16
                                1..10: No need, my packets make it to vegas

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                                • com
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 4541

                                  #17
                                  brad shaw

                                  edit: or is fucking with him gonna be the highlight of my trip? ;)

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                                  • jasmine
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 1013

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by RoUgH AiR
                                    I am affraid to fly?!...


                                    Anyone...no.....tough crowd!

                                    Ruff...

                                    hehehe I am with you. I don't care too much for flying either
                                    I've been getting paid by SexOnTheSide for 10 years!

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                                    • Rictor
                                      Old Timer
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 12208

                                      #19
                                      I ran out of excuses.

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