Oh, I get it - they're Christmas newbies!

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  • Carrie
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 3162

    #1

    Oh, I get it - they're Christmas newbies!

    At first I was thinking WTF is up with all of these newbie threads tonight?

    I just finished my first 4-page free site! Now what do I do?
    How do I make a hub?
    How much should I charge for my "content site" and will affiliates take a one-time 50% cut?

    Then it finally hit me... Christmas newbies. Fuckers got a computer for Christmas and they think they're gonna be the next Larry Flynt.

    Should we point them to the appropriate boards and be nice, or should we do this GFY style and give them "pointers" that will have them crying to their mammas in less than a month?

    I'm short on patience tonight. I say we go GFY style.
  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #2
    Hehe funny...and true probably.

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    • Rorschach
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2002
      • 5579

      #3
      Sell them a few million triple opt ins, then they can all be millionaires in no time.

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      • Carrie
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2002
        • 3162

        #4
        I'm trying to think of a good one for the "please, help choose sponsor" guy and the only thing coming to mind is PIBCash.
        Or telling him to pick sponsors that have nothing at all to do with his content to make sure he offers his surfers some variety.

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        • RoUgH AiR
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 366

          #5
          ...funny how one quickly forgets their beginings...


          Ruff...

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          • Gruntled
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2003
            • 358

            #6
            GFYers can be so capricious...

            ...make that churlish.

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            • Carrie
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2002
              • 3162

              #7
              Originally posted by RoUgH AiR
              ...funny how one quickly forgets their beginings...


              Ruff...
              I paid my dues. A full year of pulling teeth with newbies at Beta Brigade. Helpful posts on every board I've been at - including this one. Hell, I even made helpful posts to the two free site/hub guys before I got annoyed.

              I'm allowed one night of orneryness

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              • RoUgH AiR
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2003
                • 366

                #8

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                • 69pornlinks
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 5560

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Carrie
                  Then it finally hit me... Christmas newbies. Fuckers got a computer for Christmas and they think they're gonna be the next Larry Flynt.
                  It IS what it IS

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                  • Johny Traffic
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 5461

                    #10
                    funny how one quickly forgets their beginings
                    Funny?, funny how?, do I amuse you? Im here to fucking amuse you? what the fuck is so funny about me?

                    Said in a Joe Peski Style


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                    • Vitasoy
                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 58202

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Carrie
                      Then it finally hit me... Christmas newbies. Fuckers got a computer for Christmas and they think they're gonna be the next Larry Flynt.


                      I'm short on patience tonight. I say we go GFY style.

                      HAHA say it ain't so!


                      [email protected]

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                      • JSA Matt
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 5464

                        #12
                        No, it's from the Adult Webmaster School article on CNN..

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                        • inthestars
                          Registered User
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 2021

                          #13
                          Originally posted by JSA Matt
                          No, it's from the Adult Webmaster School article on CNN..
                          It probably is.. I got in back in 1998 and even that was kinda late.

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                          • Fletch XXX
                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 60840

                            #14
                            cool, youre back, this guy has been waiting for your input.

                            http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=216475

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                            • chowda
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 9527

                              #15
                              u gotta start somewhere.. too bad it should be on boards with less flames.
                              Someone finds you...
                              2007

                              PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

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                              • Amputate Your Head
                                There can be only one
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 39075

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Carrie
                                At first I was thinking WTF is up with all of these newbie threads tonight?

                                I just finished my first 4-page free site! Now what do I do?
                                How do I make a hub?
                                How much should I charge for my "content site" and will affiliates take a one-time 50% cut?

                                Then it finally hit me... Christmas newbies. Fuckers got a computer for Christmas and they think they're gonna be the next Larry Flynt.

                                Should we point them to the appropriate boards and be nice, or should we do this GFY style and give them "pointers" that will have them crying to their mammas in less than a month?

                                I'm short on patience tonight. I say we go GFY style.
                                or maybe they're just trying to emulate you....
                                SIG TOO BIG

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                                • stocktrader23
                                  Let's do some business.
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 18781

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by chowda
                                  u gotta start somewhere.. too bad it should be on boards with less flames.
                                  I didn't hit a message board for 2 years after getting in the buisness. I also made more money my first week than most newbies make their first year.


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