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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    More drama for your Friday evening....

    My fucking dick is refusing to get hard, I treat it with care and its refusing . He claims that "I abuse him and he cant keep up with my numerous rubouts lately" whats a crock of shit , he should be on call 24/7 ready to blow.......... More details to follow
  • 69pornlinks
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 5560

    #2


    domestic assualt?
    It IS what it IS

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      Its all downhill now.First Viagra then a penile implant..You will have to manually pump the little guido up from now on.

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      • Pete
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 6617

        #4
        Keep us updated!
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        • overlord
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 3670

          #5
          Maybe you two need to talk to a counselor together? Just don't go to bed angry at each other.

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          • Ice
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2002
            • 26053

            #6
            force a rub out session and you'll sleep like a baby
            icq 1904905

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            • juicylinks
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              I need to rub one out so i can go to sleep , I gotta be up at 7 am tomorrow. Shit this is gonna be all night dule....

              I am brigning out the big guns, I ma popping in Busty pom pom cheerleaders in the dvd in a few minutes, lets see if he can withstand that

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              • MadCap
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2002
                • 2357

                #8
                Ick dude i was just talking to you now youre trying to snap one off.


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                Good luck with that though

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                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                  best designer on GFY
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 30307

                  #9
                  If the Penis says no, and you do it anyway...
                  Is it rape?

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                  • webair
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 8531

                    #10
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                    • juicylinks
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AlienQ
                      If the Penis says no, and you do it anyway...
                      Is it rape?

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                      • Stallion
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 6632

                        #12
                        Maybe you need some viagra...
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                        • doober
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 6984

                          #13
                          Originally posted by spunky1
                          Its all downhill now.First Viagra then a penile implant..You will have to manually pump the little guido up from now on.

                          speaking from experience?

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                          • Indeed
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 1892

                            #14
                            yeah, you should talk to him...

                            http://www.rodneycarrington.com/dearpenis.htm

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                            • Jarmusch
                               
                              • May 2003
                              • 12479

                              #15
                              It's over dude. You better start getting used to the idea of living in celibacy for the rest of your life.

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                              • fuzebox
                                making it rain
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 22363

                                #16
                                See sig.

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                                • Swanks
                                  Marketing Consultant
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 811

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Indeed
                                  yeah, you should talk to him...

                                  http://www.rodneycarrington.com/dearpenis.htm
                                  Originally posted by wiredguy
                                  Having haters is a symbol that you've made it in this business
                                  WG

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                                  • Rictor
                                    Old Timer
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 12208

                                    #18
                                    Lick it a little.

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                                    • PersianKitty
                                      Meow Media Inc.
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 7785

                                      #19
                                      Juicy.. didn't you hear..

                                      it's the great guido dick strike of 2004

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                                      • D-Money
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 9716

                                        #20
                                        Have you tried talking to it?

                                        Maybe the lil' guy's just sick of not getting any foreplay. Always ready on your schedule. Try a romantic comedy and then a skin flick.

                                        I think his feelings are hurt. Light some candles and show mini-guido some effort here.

                                        Good luck, I hope it works out for you both.
                                        Still Ballin'

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                                        • SYNIKAL
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 1795

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by AlienQ
                                          If the Penis says no, and you do it anyway...
                                          Is it rape?
                                          ...........

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                                          • pamphage
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 3569

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by juicylinks
                                            I need to rub one out so i can go to sleep , I gotta be up at 7 am tomorrow. Shit this is gonna be all night dule....

                                            I am brigning out the big guns, I ma popping in Busty pom pom cheerleaders in the dvd in a few minutes, lets see if he can withstand that
                                            maybe thats the problem. you might have more luck with dilf.com
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                                            • SoundMan
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 3471

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                                              My fucking dick is refusing to get hard, I treat it with care and its refusing . He claims that "I abuse him and he cant keep up with my numerous rubouts lately" whats a crock of shit , he should be on call 24/7 ready to blow.......... More details to follow

                                              DUDE Tie it in a Knot and forget about if for 4 weeks!

                                              DR: Ruth says this is for you!

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                                              • SleazeQueen
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2002
                                                • 634

                                                #24
                                                What? No pics?
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                                                • amacontent
                                                  STANLEY CUP CHAMPION !
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 13032

                                                  #25
                                                  no gangbang for you then
                                                  Joe Loughlin
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