I can understand if you have a bonifide phobia. But a few weeks ago I was in line at the liquor mart, and the girl behind the counter is asking everyone "do you have air miles?"... and this older fucker in his late 50's behind me says "I never fly, never will.".....
I say "Why not?",
He looks at me point blank like I'm nuts or something and says "Too dangerous! Haven't you ever seen what remains after a plane crash?"
I think to myself 'this guy is a fucking moron' and proceed to say "Uh, statistically you have a far greater chance of being in a horrible car crash than you do a plane crash."
He says "Oh hogwash, when planes crash people almost always die... when cars crash you have a better chance of living"
I'm thinking at this point the guy is a complete retard, so I shake my head, get my bag of booze and my receipt and move on. No point in telling him there are millions of motor vehicle accidents causing death every year, and only a HANDFUL of plane crashes. People dying in cars outnumbers plane crash victims by something like 50,000 to 1. Wasn't about to stand there yammering about it back and forth with a twit who has obviously spent too many years in the clueless zone.
Anyone here think like this idiot?
I say "Why not?",
He looks at me point blank like I'm nuts or something and says "Too dangerous! Haven't you ever seen what remains after a plane crash?"
I think to myself 'this guy is a fucking moron' and proceed to say "Uh, statistically you have a far greater chance of being in a horrible car crash than you do a plane crash."
He says "Oh hogwash, when planes crash people almost always die... when cars crash you have a better chance of living"
I'm thinking at this point the guy is a complete retard, so I shake my head, get my bag of booze and my receipt and move on. No point in telling him there are millions of motor vehicle accidents causing death every year, and only a HANDFUL of plane crashes. People dying in cars outnumbers plane crash victims by something like 50,000 to 1. Wasn't about to stand there yammering about it back and forth with a twit who has obviously spent too many years in the clueless zone.
Anyone here think like this idiot?




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