The only thing women are good for is content and sex. NOTHING ELSE

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  • - Jesus Christ -
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 7197
    #1

    The only thing women are good for is content and sex. NOTHING ELSE

    No, no???? BS..... YES, face it.... Your a package of meat. Why do you think you have to dress yourself up and, put on makup ect. and I don't. Becasue your nothing but a neatly packaged rump roast.

    Your here to make us money or please us sexually.

    Sorry ladies. Every guy thats ever blown sunshine up your ass was full of shit. This even applies to the women in my family so don't pull some crappy argument out your ass about "your mother this, your mother that"

    No woman, no cry

    Shut up and get me a beer, bitch.

    Amen
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978
      #2
      Fuck You shrimp dick.Learn how to fuck a woman

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        • CDSmith
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2001
          • 51460
          #3
          Yo mamma's a life support system for a vagina.
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            • Digipimp
              BP4L OT DL
              • Mar 2003
              • 13481
              #4
              Hey JC this is GFY this all pretty much does without saying and us men all we are is a piggybank or wallet for the ladies.

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                • some_idiot
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2002
                  • 1511
                  #5
                  Uh... cleaning the bathroom!

                  Hey we all know guys will move before they clean the shitter.

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                    • alm4n
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 629
                      #6
                      lol funny one Jesus
                      .

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                        • Rictor
                          Old Timer
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 12208
                          #7
                          I wholeheartedly endorse this thread.






                          Until my wife sees it.

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                            • LadyMischief
                              Orgasms N Such!
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 18135
                              #8
                              Woof woof

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                                • Fletch XXX
                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 60840
                                  #9
                                  women are at least worth more than a fucking bastard nazarene christian.

                                  herod should not have missed you when you were a kid and he killed all the first born males.

                                  you lucky nazarene.

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                                    • - Jesus Christ -
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                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 7197
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by LadyMischief
                                      Woof woof
                                      Good girl

                                      Amen

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                                        • - Jesus Christ -
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 7197
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                          women are at least worth more than a fucking bastard nazarene christian.

                                          herod should not have missed you when you were a kid and he killed all the first born males.

                                          you lucky nazarene.
                                          You scare me.....

                                          and thats very hard to do.

                                          Amen

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                                            • Dveron
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 2794
                                              #12
                                              The only thing women are good for is content and sex. NOTHING ELSE
                                              Is that the 11th or 12th Commandment..I forget
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                                                • - Jesus Christ -
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 7197
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Dveron


                                                  Is that the 11th or 12th Commandment..I forget
                                                  Hmm.. I believe number 11 is "Though shalt not believe bullshit stories about a man in the sky"

                                                  Amen

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                                                    • Monique Niccole
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 5653
                                                      #14
                                                      *yawn*

                                                      not quite sensational enough

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                                                        • CDSmith
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 51460
                                                          #15
                                                          11. Thou shalt know what women are good for.

                                                          12. Thou shalt know that only two things come out of Oklahoma. (steers n' queers)
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                                                            • Fletch XXX
                                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 60840
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                                              You scare me.....

                                                              and thats very hard to do.
                                                              'im gonna live my life to destroy your world.'

                                                              pagan jihad motherfuckers!



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                                                                • Honeyslut
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                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 6436
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Oh dang, I thought I was here to cook and raise the kids


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                                                                    • Honeyslut
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                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 6436
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Pagan warlocks make the best lovers !
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                                                                        • - Jesus Christ -
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 7197
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Honeyslut
                                                                          Oh dang, I thought I was here to cook and raise the kids
                                                                          Well if you dun got knocked up. Then yes.
                                                                          Lets not forget the preggo and stretch-line niches.... theres still a place for you in our world.

                                                                          Amen

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                                                                            • tootie
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 6041
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Damn... who's going to tell my husband that I have to stop bringing in all this money and cooking his dinner? LOL

                                                                              Cool... so all I have to do all day is sit on my ass and spread my legs whenever he asks? Wow, that just made my life ALOT easier! Thanks!


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                                                                                • stocktrader23
                                                                                  Let's do some business.
                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                  • 18781
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by tootie

                                                                                  Cool... so all I have to do all day is sit on my ass and spread my legs whenever he asks? Wow, that just made my life ALOT easier! Thanks!
                                                                                  Sounds reasonable.


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                                                                                    • PersianKitty
                                                                                      Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 7785
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Men.. can't live with them.. and can't shoot them cause you'll ruin the recliner.

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                                                                                        • stocktrader23
                                                                                          Let's do some business.
                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                          • 18781
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                                                          Men.. can't live with them.. and can't shoot them cause you'll ruin the recliner.
                                                                                          Will you be my sugar momma?


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                                                                                          "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                                                                                            • PersianKitty
                                                                                              Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                              • 7785
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by stocktrader23


                                                                                              Will you be my sugar momma?
                                                                                              I'm keeping all the sugar for myself.

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                                                                                                • - Jesus Christ -
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                  • 7197
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Its funny. PersianKitty was the FIRST porn bookmark I ever had... at like age 7 she corrupted my sweet little mind. And I spanked it to all those naked evil images. I was seven.... and you MADE ME GOTO your site and learn the evil that is protien stains. All for your love of the dollar.... Tisk Tisk...... Tisk.

                                                                                                  Amen

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                                                                                                    • Rictor
                                                                                                      Old Timer
                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                      • 12208
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                                                                                      Its funny. PersianKitty was the FIRST porn bookmark I ever had... at like age 7 she corrupted my sweet little mind. And I spanked it to all those naked evil images. I was seven.... and you MADE ME GOTO your site and learn the evil that is protien stains. All for your love of the dollar.... Tisk Tisk...... Tisk.
                                                                                                      Does that make you 15 now?

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                                                                                                        • tootie
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                          • 6041
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Rictor


                                                                                                          Does that make you 15 now?


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                                                                                                            • - Jesus Christ -
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                              • 7197
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Rictor


                                                                                                              Does that make you 15 now?
                                                                                                              I took the artistic liberty of exaggerating my age. If im gonna waste my Fri. night spewing garbage on GFY.... im gonna make it LARGER THAN LIFE. JEA!!!! BLING BLING MOFO!!!!!!

                                                                                                              Amen

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                                                                                                                • tootie
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                  • 6041
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                                                                                                  Its funny. PersianKitty was the FIRST porn bookmark I ever had... at like age 7 she corrupted my sweet little mind. And I spanked it to all those naked evil images. I was seven.... and you MADE ME GOTO your site and learn the evil that is protien stains. All for your love of the dollar.... Tisk Tisk...... Tisk.
                                                                                                                  Wow. If you mother was irresponsible enough to allow you to use the internet unsupervised at age 7 it's no wonder you have such a fucked up view of women!


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                                                                                                                    • Jman69
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                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                      • 240
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Women are important. I'd be lonely without my girlfriend around.
                                                                                                                      Sure the sex and cooked meals are nice but I also like hanging out with her.
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                                                                                                                        • - Jesus Christ -
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                          • 7197
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by tootie


                                                                                                                          Wow. If you mother was irresponsible enough to allow you to use the internet unsupervised at age 7 it's no wonder you have such a fucked up view of women!
                                                                                                                          heh... I had my own modem/phoneline and PC I bought with my own money when i was in my EARLY teens. I was using BBS before there even was an internet. Thers NO WAY i would have been cockblocked by either of my parents.
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Jman69
                                                                                                                          Women are important. I'd be lonely without my girlfriend around.
                                                                                                                          Sure the sex and cooked meals are nice but I also like hanging out with her.
                                                                                                                          You should seriously explore the possiblity of being a repressed homosexual.

                                                                                                                          Amen

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                                                                                                                            • Rochard
                                                                                                                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                              • 75760
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              TEACHING ALL OF THOSE TO OBSERVE ALL I HAVE TAUGHT YOU, AND LO, I AM WITH YOU ALWAYS, EVEN UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD.....

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                                                                                                                                • SoundMan
                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 3471
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Hey my wife does the diches from time to time and make's my kids. that enough, few bj's here and there..

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