Just lit my crotch on fire (on purpose)

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  • - Jesus Christ -
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 7197
    #1

    Just lit my crotch on fire (on purpose)

    IT WAS great... oh man my fucking pubes are CRSIP!

    I was only my way to the store and lit my dick on fire after covering it in polo-hilfigureine cologne.

    O MAN! i was like FLAAAAAAAME ON!!!!!!!!!

    Amen
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    • cluck
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2002
      • 5248
      #2
      Woah me 2! Except mine was an accident.
      icq 279990726
      www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity

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        • - Jesus Christ -
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2003
          • 7197
          #3
          YEa dude!!!!!!!!!


          DID YOu get out at teh store and was all like.... dry humping the air and spewing flaming hifigureine clogneee all over bitches at the store.

          I did!

          Amen

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            • cluck
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 5248
              #4
              Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
              YEa dude!!!!!!!!!


              DID YOu get out at teh store and was all like.... dry humping the air and spewing flaming hifigureine clogneee all over bitches at the store.

              I did!
              No man but i should have. I was a pussy and put the fire out.
              icq 279990726
              www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity

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                • Ross
                  Ik ben een aap
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 18874
                  #5
                  Did you cum?

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                    • Rictor
                      Old Timer
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 12208
                      #6
                      Pfft. Who hasn't?

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                        • - Jesus Christ -
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 7197
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Ross
                          Did you cum?
                          Are you some kind of sick demented fuck?


                          WH ythe fuck would I get off on fuckign lightmy dick on fire. there were kids in the car. Thatys fuckign sick. I eman dsome flaming penis fun is one thing but some bullshit your spitting about pedophilia... that aint cool at all man. Save it for ICQ sessions with sex ed.

                          Amen

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