This shit is too funny - For the aspiring rock star groupies here, an explicit description of what your favorite rock stars are like in bed - compiled by Donna Anderson
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Phil Anselmo / PanteraOriginally posted by badmunchkin
This shit is too funny - For the aspiring rock star groupies here, an explicit description of what your favorite rock stars are like in bed - compiled by Donna Anderson
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Well after a short glimpse of that MONSTER power tool in their debut home video it's no wonder that Rob Halford is such a big Pantera fan! Reports are Phil is a bit over 10 inches!! There are also rumors that Phil can swing both ways, at least orally.
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Sebastian Bach
Bach can deliver the good, as most skinny, tall guys can. He has been seen with a variety of groupies out on the road and reports are that he doesn't shower much. He does have an above average cock and can be a lot of fun, but is ego is totally out of line and out of control. Is known to be a very big asshole, so be careful.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
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this shit is funny as hell if you are into metal/rock/punk at all:
Glenn Danzig / Danzig
The bottom line is his cock is just like him, short.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
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"Gary Cherone / Ex-Van Halen, Ex-Extreme
Gary is so small if somebody saw you sucking his dick it would look like you were smoking a joint! Word has it that he is a lot like Freddie Mercury, on and OFF the stage."
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"Gilby Clarke / Ex Guns N Roses
Gilby is normally hung and okay in bed. Nothing to write home about, but nothing to complain about either. However, the interesting thing about Gilby is that he really likes his nipples bit! He'll ask you to do it over and over again. So if you see him after the show with his shirt off, walk up to him and bite him nipples!"Comment
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last bump i promise. hehe:
Lars Ulrich / Metallica
Lars is about 6 inches and has a HOODED MONK, meaning he's uncircumcised! That's to be expected because he was born in Denmark, or some foreign country like that. He's a quick shooter and likes multiple girls. He's also fond of blow (what a shock) and that might result in his MONK to not wanting to come out and play. And he constantly talks. Shut the fuck up already! Also he's losing his hair, but that's another chart.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
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Chris DeGarmo / Queensryche
Like most tall skinny guys, Chris is also hung like a horse. Is very skilled in the sack......reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaallllllyyyyy
Eddie Jackson / Queensryche
Said to be hung like a horse and a great lay. Likes to get and give LOTS OF oral, and knows what how to eat at the Y and HOW! REEEEAAAAAAALLLLYYYYY
Damn, I knew there was a reason I liked Queensryche!! (Other than the music, of course.)
Peter Steele / Type O Negative
About an 11 inch dick and very thick!! But he doesn't like to use rubbers and says he doesn't like groupies, yet will use them when he gets a chance. Sort of weird as well, plus he looks like a steel worker from Iowa!
(Okay, for those of you who are watchng at home, I've seen the infamous Playgirl pics of this man. OMG. That and he's also very much on the submissive, masochistic side, hairless except for that long black mane of his, and is actually a sweet, intelligent guy to talk to. I'd hit it.)
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Damn, I knew there was a reason I liked Queensryche!! (Other than the music, of course.)Originally posted by Tala
[B]Chris DeGarmo / Queensryche
Like most tall skinny guys, Chris is also hung like a horse. Is very skilled in the sack......reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaallllllyyyyy
Eddie Jackson / Queensryche
Said to be hung like a horse and a great lay. Likes to get and give LOTS OF oral, and knows what how to eat at the Y and HOW! REEEEAAAAAAALLLLYYYYY
queensryche is one of my favorite bands. operation:mindcrime is one of the greatest heavy metal albums ever :-)
i've seen them twice in concert tho not for over a decade. god times goes fast, huh?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
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