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  • almighty
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 838
    #1

    damn jury duty

    just got letter to appear for jury duty next month grrrr their fucking few dollars can not compensate my days pay bastards ill just say i think he should get the detah penalty and get kicke doff i dont want to waste my days what if the thing drags out for days or weeks anyone got any good ways to get dismissed from this duty

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    • vas
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2003
      • 562
      #2
      tell them you got a weak bladder and cant sit still for prolonged periods of time.
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        • NetRodent
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2002
          • 3985
          #3
          Just tell them that you're eager to serve because you can always tell if somebody's guilty just by looking at them.
          "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
          --H.L. Mencken

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            • gregtx
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2002
              • 1929
              #4
              I always hated doing jury duty.. but then I thought.. If I ever had to be judged by a jury... do I want a bunch of retired, uneducated, or people with nothing better to do ... determining my fate?

              kinda scary actually.. look how they used Jedi mind tricks on the OJ simpson jury!!!
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                • Stallion
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 6632
                  #5
                  Originally posted by gregtx
                  I always hated doing jury duty.. but then I thought.. If I ever had to be judged by a jury... do I want a bunch of retired, uneducated, or people with nothing better to do ... determining my fate?

                  kinda scary actually.. look how they used Jedi mind tricks on the OJ simpson jury!!!

                  lol @ Jedi Mind Tricks.
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                    • myjah
                      Back in the harbor
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 11482
                      #6
                      as surely as you try to get out of it, you'll get it and it will last for a year. lol
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                        • almighty
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 838
                          #7
                          Originally posted by myjah
                          as surely as you try to get out of it, you'll get it and it will last for a year. lol
                          yeah thats what im worried bout maybe i can say im the sole provider for my family and if i get stuck in some prolonged jury duty my kids will starve :D

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