One year without masturbating...

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  • wargames
    Kliris
    • May 2003
    • 10423

    #51
    blue balls
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    • CDSmith
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2001
      • 51460

      #52
      Sly, you'll have to hire a 24 hour guard service, complete with surveillance cams. They will act as an impartial 3rd party, and will keep constant tabs on you. One wank and you're done for. Then I might put some dough on the line.



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      • FlyingIguana
        aspiring banker
        • Mar 2002
        • 10870

        #53
        Originally posted by wargames
        blue balls
        wet dreams

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        • quiet
          we'll miss you our friend. RIP
          • Sep 2001
          • 25115

          #54
          Originally posted by scoreman
          On second thought with a chastity belt that sorta makes it a lock to win doesnt it? The whole reason to bet is to win , im not into spending a K just to have this guy suffer a year. No to win that dough you gotta have the ability to lose.
          thing is, i'll have the key in an fedex envelope, waiting to be shipped. as soon as sly breaks, i fire of the envelope to him, and inform all
          we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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          • arial
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2002
            • 4012

            #55
            I could easily say I wouldn't jerk off for a year and jerk off every 15 minutes and no one would know, cept my maid who washes my sheets.

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            • hvidlogspusher
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2003
              • 315

              #56
              with the right girlfriend you dont have to masturbate

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              • Butrflied
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2002
                • 1344

                #57
                Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                At 6:54PM Pacific Standard Time, July 27th, 2003, I vow that I will go the next 365 days without masturbating.

                Think I can do it? Anyone want to place bets on my weakness?
                Why?!?
                ~Butrflied~

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                • K_MAC77
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2003
                  • 104

                  #58
                  What the fuck ever you could make it 365 days and what do you look at all day porn!!!!!!!! Good luck with this I would go buy an ice bag if I was you because you are going to have one very very bad case of .........BLUE BALLS

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                  • FlyingIguana
                    aspiring banker
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 10870

                    #59
                    Originally posted by K_MAC77
                    What the fuck ever you could make it 365 days and what do you look at all day porn!!!!!!!! Good luck with this I would go buy an ice bag if I was you because you are going to have one very very bad case of .........BLUE BALLS
                    you get hard ons when you work with porn? noob!

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                    • <IMX>
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 2728

                      #60
                      hmm...
                      1.) Depends on the definition of masturbation.

                      2.) Can your dick get hard?

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                      • Sly_RJ
                        Live Hard - Die Hard
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 17042

                        #61
                        Ahaha. I love this thread. What's funny is, I would be willing to bet any dollar amount, too bad we have no way of monitoring it...
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                        • raceman
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 1064

                          #62
                          Whats masterbation?

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                          • Sly_RJ
                            Live Hard - Die Hard
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 17042

                            #63
                            You guys are pussies. I can do it! I can!
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                            • Basher
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 1168

                              #64
                              my bum itches

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                              • polish_aristocrat
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 40377

                                #65
                                I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                • SexxxyChat-T
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 697

                                  #66
                                  Wasn't there some lame movie last year with this same plotline?
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                                  • Elli
                                    Reach for those stars!
                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 17991

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by Basher
                                    Arg! That would have been my new desktop wallpaper for the week IF it had been spelled right!

                                    masturbate

                                    v : get sexual gratification through self-stimulation [syn: wank, she-bop, jack off, jerk off]

                                    Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 1997 Princeton University
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                                    • Sly_RJ
                                      Live Hard - Die Hard
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 17042

                                      #68
                                      Still running strong!
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                                      • Buff
                                        GFY Assassin
                                        • May 2003
                                        • 2993

                                        #69
                                        I don't think it's healthy to go that long without masturbating.

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                                        • Buff
                                          GFY Assassin
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 2993

                                          #70
                                          In fact, I'm gonna jerk off right now just in case I don't have time to do it in the morning.

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                                          • heihei
                                            Registered User
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 15

                                            #71
                                            2 friends of mine tried this year to last the longer ass possible without masturbating, after 21 days they decided during a party that it was enouph... after 10 min they were gone... Doing what hahah?
                                            more than 1 month is something that I can't think off and i fuck 2-3 times a week.
                                            Good luck
                                            peace

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                                            • sickkittens
                                              I am a meat popsicle.
                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 25100

                                              #72
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                                              • EZRhino
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 6258

                                                #73
                                                Never make it

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                                                • liquidmoe
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 4994

                                                  #74
                                                  Whats the update on this, still going strong or have you given into the dark side?

                                                  Take Luck!

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                                                  • Adultnet
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                    • 8713

                                                    #75
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                                                    • Pornwolf
                                                      Drunk and Unruly
                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 22712

                                                      #76
                                                      Impossible. He probably fell off the wagon a week after starting this thread.
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                                                      • appleboy
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                        • 291

                                                        #77
                                                        don't do it your body needs to release all that sperm or it will sit there doing nothing

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                                                        • Ic3m4nZ
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 6285

                                                          #78
                                                          That's not impossible. A lot of people me included could do it easily. It's not all the people that are addicted to masturbation.

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                                                          • Holly
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                            • 10017

                                                            #79
                                                            Did I not see this thread back in July???

                                                            For a $1000 bucks, I'll go out to SD and make sure he loses. But something tells me he already has.
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                                                            • traffictrader
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 1331

                                                              #80
                                                              a year?!?!?! come on!

                                                              I'm an even money bet to last a week, 2-1 underdog to last a month, and that's only if I'm getting laid regularly... a year? I'd be like a 100-1 underdog on that one.

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                                                              • MrIzzz
                                                                If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                • 22923

                                                                #81
                                                                the only way you could do it is if you had no cock


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                                                                • NoCarrier
                                                                  We need more free porn
                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 16356

                                                                  #82

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                                                                  • psyko514
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                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 22366

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by NoCarrier
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                                                                    • irishfury
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                      • 2611

                                                                      #84
                                                                      This would be one hell of a site pay a guy to sit in a house all year cammed up. All the webmasters betting could also promote this site. Buy the domain wankornot.com comon who's with me
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                                                                      • V_RocKs
                                                                        Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                        • 32451

                                                                        #85
                                                                        What do you say sponsors? Anyone wanna back his bets? Do you think he can resist your content? I think one of the sponsors should back his bets and then collect from the users when he blows all over your content.

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                                                                        • pink_in_the_middle
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                          • 4503

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by Pornwolf


                                                                          Dude, you are content and have a live in GF with a bambino. You can claim special circumstances.
                                                                          Content? As in a stunt cock? lol If thats what you mean no he's not content. Content as in happy yes we are

                                                                          And we are married with three little bambinos

                                                                          Why jerk off when you have someone to jerk off with? Doesn't make any sence to me lol. I'd much rather play with myself while I'm being watched or playing with him at the same time. It's not fun to play alone I wouldn't wish it on anyone lol
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                                                                          • budz
                                                                            Disruptive Innovator
                                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                                            • 4230

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by Nasty D
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                                                                            • Sly_RJ
                                                                              Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                              • 17042

                                                                              #88
                                                                              I'm still good. Shit, my balls are driving me crazy though!
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                                                                              • myjah
                                                                                Back in the harbor
                                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                                • 11482

                                                                                #89
                                                                                why would anyone want to do this? is there some medical reason?
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                                                                                • nathan_f
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                  • 3983

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  A year!?! Jesus, i'd kill somebody after a couple months, unless I could convince the wife to dish out blow jobs, EVERY DAY.

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                                                                                  • xenigo
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                    • 8067

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    I really don't think you can do it man. There's no way. In fact, I don't think anyone in history has accomplished what you're about to embark on.

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                                                                                    • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                      • 40377

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      we need an update
                                                                                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                      • sweetME
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                                        • 3162

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by Marv
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                                                                                        • Sly
                                                                                          Let's do some business!
                                                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                                                          • 31379

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
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                                                                                          • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Jul 2002
                                                                                            • 40377

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                            I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                            • hova
                                                                                              Traffillionaire
                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                              • 22430

                                                                                              #96
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                                                                                              • IwantU Bryan
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jan 2005
                                                                                                • 1764

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Originally posted by cezam
                                                                                                i bet $100 you won't last 1 month
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                                                                                                • GatorB
                                                                                                  The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                  • 18208

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  1 hour without masturbating. Does that count?

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                                                                                                  • Evil1
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                                                    • 3893

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                                                                                                    At 6:54PM Pacific Standard Time, July 27th, 2003, I vow that I will go the next 365 days without masturbating.

                                                                                                    Think I can do it? Anyone want to place bets on my weakness?
                                                                                                    Cranking off lowers the chance of getting testicular cancer. Lets just say I will never get ball cancer.

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                                                                                                    • flashfire
                                                                                                      ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                      • 13098

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      I see lots of wet dreams in your future

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