Now accepting applications....

this is a time limited position, however, the chosen one will be first in line for future consideration.

I'm looking for a impersonator for the Vegas show.


Duties include, (but may not be limited to):

Being I can not make it myself, I need someone to pretend they are me..

Scheduling: I have no clue what I would want to do if I was going to Vegas beside party.. so I will leave this totally up to you.

Conferences: take cliff notes

Meals: I would expect you to at least think about me while pretending to be me eating.. I just don't want to have to think about you.

Shows: I want to be at all the shows, so you may be required to get a impersonator to impersonate you impersonating me...
just make it happen

Personal Assistance: You will just need hand towels for this part

Perks: My impersonator will accompany my ego everywhere I go, be privy to my personal conversations with my ego or you impersonating my ego, have an in-depth look into a section of the "life in the trailer park", and be considered for future operations, and have full impersonations wherever I don't go.