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I think you need a Swedish motherfuker to help you....
I am:
-afraid to fly
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I am not:
- good in english
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I don´t think I can get this job. I´m overqualified or some shitty word like that...
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This thread is too funny, some employee of adult.com is looking for a personal assisant, and people believe it's real.
yeah, he has a full time assistant. He only has to pay her 60% of his adult.com salary.Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
my regular personal assistant is on vacation the first week of January, otherwise I would fly her in along with me....
Autographs? Wake up people, this is a joke. Or else he's more of a lunatic than I realized.Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Personal Assistance: Keep the cretins at bay. If the people want autographs and handshakes and shit, fine... but make it orderly and control it so I don't get overwhelmed. Don't EVER let them touch the hair.
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Make it $5k and you've got a deal.
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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Personal Assistance: Keep the cretins at bay. If the people want autographs and handshakes and shit, fine... but make it orderly and control it so I don't get overwhelmed.
The funny thing is that this kind of shit happens to me all the time. Here is my newly adapted standard answer.
NO! I won't give you a fucking autograph.
Get a life.Comment
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mad cuz you didn't get an autograph last year?Originally posted by Rich
This thread is too funny, some employee of adult.com is looking for a personal assisant, and people believe it's real.
Autographs? Wake up people, this is a joke. Or else he's more of a lunatic than I realized.SIG TOO BIGComment
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how bout you just let my assistant make your decisions too!Comment
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I won't be needing all six of my personal assistants for this show, want to borrow a couple?Comment
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hmm.... that might work. Sure you can spare one or two? I need one that's a real go-getter. A take-charge kinda gal. If you got one that can iron and stuff like that, that'd be awesome manOriginally posted by pornJester
I won't be needing all six of my personal assistants for this show, want to borrow a couple?SIG TOO BIGComment
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Unbelievable.
All of you fucking newbs that come on here asking how to convert this and how much money is in that and what thehun eats for breakfast are in a word, retarded.
I fuck around with Amp on here all the time. Do I dislike him? No, I don't even know his ass.
Point being, he could be 10 times the prick you think he is and it would still be worth it to the right person to do this....FOR FREE.
I have no desire to make connections, trade traffic, talk business, or any of the normal webmaster stuff but if I did I would be all over this. Ever heard of a band bitch? They work for beer and the fucking $5 admission into a show.
But what do the typical newbs do in their typical newb fashion? Run their fucking mouths. $1000 is what, 6 months for some of you? You would be getting paid to be around all of the higher ups that you dream about every night while you jerk.
Oh well, keep bitching and moaning and hopefully somebody that is serious about this business but just starting out will take Amp up on this offer and get some connections that might last a lifetime.
Cheers fuckers
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Narcissistic Personality DisorderOriginally posted by Amputate Your Head
this is a time limited position, however, the chosen one will be first in line for future consideration.
I'm looking for a personal assistant for the Vegas show.
Duties include, (but may not be limited to):
Scheduling. To include dinners, events, appearances, shows, parites, etc...
Conferences: Not so much pre-planned conferences, but more the one-on-one type stuff.
Meals: Make it happen. I don't wanna have to think about it.
Shows: Whatever I want. Find the damn tickets and make it happen. I'm far too busy to deal with it. Excuses....? Leave them at home. Can't handle it? Don't apply.
Personal Assistance: Keep the cretins at bay. If the people want autographs and handshakes and shit, fine... but make it orderly and control it so I don't get overwhelmed. Don't EVER let them touch the hair.
Perks: My assistant will accompany me everywhere I go, be privy to my personal conversations, have an in-depth look into a section of the "life of AMp", be considered for future operations, and have full attendance wherever I go.
This is open for the next two days ONLY.
Diagnostic Criteria
A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:
1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
requires excessive admiration
4) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
5) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
6) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
7) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
8) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudesComment
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your application has been rejected.Originally posted by Pleasurepays
Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Diagnostic Criteria
A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:
1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
requires excessive admiration
4) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
5) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
6) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
7) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
8) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudesSIG TOO BIGComment
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This is a joke right? It's a funny one though I must admitOriginally posted by Amputate Your Head
this is a time limited position, however, the chosen one will be first in line for future consideration.
I'm looking for a personal assistant for the Vegas show.
Duties include, (but may not be limited to):
Scheduling. To include dinners, events, appearances, shows, parites, etc...
Conferences: Not so much pre-planned conferences, but more the one-on-one type stuff.
Meals: Make it happen. I don't wanna have to think about it.
Shows: Whatever I want. Find the damn tickets and make it happen. I'm far too busy to deal with it. Excuses....? Leave them at home. Can't handle it? Don't apply.
Personal Assistance: Keep the cretins at bay. If the people want autographs and handshakes and shit, fine... but make it orderly and control it so I don't get overwhelmed. Don't EVER let them touch the hair.
Perks: My assistant will accompany me everywhere I go, be privy to my personal conversations, have an in-depth look into a section of the "life of AMp", be considered for future operations, and have full attendance wherever I go.
This is open for the next two days ONLY.
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Amp seems to admit he's somewhat lazy and unorganized and just doesn't want to deal with any of the arrangements and shit himself. He's willing to pay someone else $1000 to do it. His demands are serious enough to hopefully weed out other lazy fuckers. That leaves him with someone who has a decent work ethic and will get the shit done for him.
Definitely worth paying someone $1000 to handle it for you. Or, he could just tag along with someone else. Don't they have guides available too that handle everything like this anyway ?- Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com
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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
your application has been rejected.
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ROFLMAO ^^^ICQ: 61689996Comment
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hmmm.... ok, that was semi-creative. You're back in the application pool.Originally posted by Pleasurepays
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I would do this, but only if I also got to see you naked.War National Damn Champions EagleComment
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Interesting ......... Hehehehe
This is a job that a
should do , if a guy does something like that he'll get zero respect
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Not only do you not hav to pay me AMP, I will pay you just for the pleasure of being in your company. You are a great man, maybe the greatest of men that has ever lived.
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finally, someone has come to their senses.Originally posted by MetaformX
Not only do you not hav to pay me AMP, I will pay you just for the pleasure of being in your company. You are a great man, maybe the greatest of men that has ever lived.SIG TOO BIGComment
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has [Labret] applied for this yet?Investor with 5m - 15m USD to invest. Do you have a site or network of sites earning 50k - 200k a month income? Email your contact and preliminary data to: domain.cashventures (at) gmail.com....Please...no tire kickers...serious offers and inquiries only.
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hit me at 160541645......
You'll be insanely organized and totally on time, in place and all your shit on lockdown 24-7 without a single mistake or thought made on your part other than just doing AMP things.Comment
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I would do it. I am thicked skinned, a hard worker and I like things done yesterday. But I have a job already.
I can't believe no one is taking this offer. I agree with Stocktrader23. You people are missing out bigtime!!!~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~
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Well, I for one would do it, but I would mostly get drunk and break your shit. Dont think that would go over to well:>
Good luck finding someone, hope to get your autograph while I am there :>
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tell you what im gonna do:
you fly me into vegas and ill make sure no one beats on you or tea bags ya while youre passed out drunk.
deal?Comment
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Amp wins the award for 2003. Biggest ego with smallest paycheck.Sig too big
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Didnt Donald Trump do this on TVComment
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good reading material..popcorn is out.
Here would be a reply Amp Would Like!
I will be your Fucking Bitch! will wipe your ass
if needed and will kick ass as I have a 7th
degree black belt to save your ass when
needed, $200.00 extra per ass kicking!
Hey all you fucking other Punks This
job is mine! Stay the fuck back Jack!
You apply for this I will kick your ass!
Also Amp I have my own insurance so
when you Fucking Loose shit I can just
Fucking make an insurance claim.
Now that Fucking Rocks Ahea Bro?
This Job is mine Fuck off or I will ask
Amp To fucking Ban your Ass Punk.
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