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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075
    #1

    Now accepting applications...

    this is a time limited position, however, the chosen one will be first in line for future consideration.



    I'm looking for a personal assistant for the Vegas show.


    Duties include, (but may not be limited to):

    Scheduling. To include dinners, events, appearances, shows, parites, etc...

    Conferences: Not so much pre-planned conferences, but more the one-on-one type stuff.

    Meals: Make it happen. I don't wanna have to think about it.

    Shows: Whatever I want. Find the damn tickets and make it happen. I'm far too busy to deal with it. Excuses....? Leave them at home. Can't handle it? Don't apply.

    Personal Assistance: Keep the cretins at bay. If the people want autographs and handshakes and shit, fine... but make it orderly and control it so I don't get overwhelmed. Don't EVER let them touch the hair.



    Perks: My assistant will accompany me everywhere I go, be privy to my personal conversations, have an in-depth look into a section of the "life of AMp", be considered for future operations, and have full attendance wherever I go.


    This is open for the next two days ONLY.
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    • JDog
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 7453
      #2
      I would love to help you out, except I would then need a asistant for all my plans.

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        • pamphage
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2003
          • 3569
          #3
          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
          this is a time limited position, however, the chosen one will be first in line for future consideration.



          I'm looking for a personal assistant for the Vegas show.


          Duties include, (but may not be limited to):

          Scheduling. To include dinners, events, appearances, shows, parites, etc...

          Conferences: Not so much pre-planned conferences, but more the one-on-one type stuff.

          Meals: Make it happen. I don't wanna have to think about it.

          Shows: Whatever I want. Find the damn tickets and make it happen. I'm far too busy to deal with it. Excuses....? Leave them at home. Can't handle it? Don't apply.

          Personal Assistance: Keep the cretins at bay. If the people want autographs and handshakes and shit, fine... but make it orderly and control it so I don't get overwhelmed. Don't EVER let them touch the hair.



          Perks: My assistant will accompany me everywhere I go, be privy to my personal conversations, have an in-depth look into a section of the "life of AMp", be considered for future operations, and have full attendance wherever I go.


          This is open for the next two days ONLY.
          jesus. you are a bigger primadonna than aria
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            • kmanrox
              aka K-Man
              • Oct 2001
              • 29295
              #4
              hahaha did you mistake yourself for someone 'important'?

              what part of your paycheck *don't* you understand?
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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075
                  #5
                  Originally posted by kmanrox
                  hahaha did you mistake yourself for someone 'important'?

                  what part of your paycheck *don't* you understand?
                  your application has been denied.
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                    • DarkJedi
                      No Refunds Issued.
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 28301
                      #6
                      You and SleazyDream would get along good together

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                        • [Brian]
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 1523
                          #7
                          that's gotta be a joke, hehe

                          it's a damn tradeshow, not that hard to keep track of where to go and when

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                            • Digipimp
                              BP4L OT DL
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 13481
                              #8
                              Are designers so big they need personal assistants? It's not like you're a superstar or something, you'd be better off hiring someone to keep you out of fights than handle all that bullshit. I mean how are you too busy to take care of the things you're going there for in the first place? But hell go for it actually get a female assistant.

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                                • Amputate Your Head
                                  There can be only one
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 39075
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Digipimp
                                  Are designers so big they need personal assistants? It's not like you're a superstar or something, you'd be better off hiring someone to keep you out of fights than handle all that bullshit. I mean how are you too busy to take care of the things you're going there for in the first place? But hell go for it actually get a female assistant.
                                  sarcasm is not needed here.... I'm looking for genuine applicants tonight.
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                                    • klik
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 5092
                                      #10
                                      i thought this thread was about GL4L...

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                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                          There can be only one
                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 39075
                                          #11
                                          my regular personal assistant is on vacation the first week of January, otherwise I would fly her in along with me....


                                          that's why I'm looking for an opportunist. Someone that wants a shot.
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                                            • [Brian]
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2001
                                              • 1523
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                              sarcasm is not needed here.... I'm looking for genuine applicants tonight.
                                              you had to know you'd catch some flak for this thread though

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                                                • DarkJedi
                                                  No Refunds Issued.
                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 28301
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by [Brian]
                                                  that's gotta be a joke, hehe
                                                  you think ?

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                                                    • Digipimp
                                                      BP4L OT DL
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 13481
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                      sarcasm is not needed here.... I'm looking for genuine applicants tonight.
                                                      Good luck man, I bet you can find a cute female to handle your biz for a day or two. I have a personal assistant I call it a Palm Pilot.

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                                                        • pamphage
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 3569
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                          sarcasm is not needed here.... I'm looking for genuine applicants tonight.
                                                          how much are you offering for this job from hell?
                                                          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
                                                          Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
                                                          Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                              There can be only one
                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 39075
                                                              #16
                                                              yes, this is a serious thread.
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                                                                • JDog
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 7453
                                                                  #17
                                                                  How much are you paying? But that would mean I would have to represent you! Sorry gotta represent new sensations!



                                                                  jDoG
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                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 39075
                                                                      #18
                                                                      no one wants a shot?


                                                                      hmmm.... ok. Well, I guess I pull some looker off the street then. Thought I'd offer it up to GFY first, but apparently no one is interested.
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                                                                        • JDog
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                          • 7453
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Maybe if you posted, how much you were going to pay them, they would reply!

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                                                                            • Jewbacca
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 21
                                                                              #20
                                                                              LMAO, does anyone honestly think AMP could afford a personal assistant ? Even for a couple of days ? :orglaugh

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                                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                  • 39075
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  how's this....


                                                                                  tell ME what you think you're worth. And why. If I believe you, you got a job.



                                                                                  oh, also... I forgot.... limo duty. I don't wanna have to chase down that shit. So make sure it's set up to pick me up whenever for whatever.
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                                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                      • 39075
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      this is not a joke people....



                                                                                      if you're interested, I suggest you post, or contact me some other way.
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                                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 39075
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          ooo... I forgot the most important thing!



                                                                                          you gotta watch my shit. My jacket, my camera, that kinda shit.... because if it turns up missing, it's your ass.
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                                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                              • 39075
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              also, I expect nothing less than 200% loyalty.
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                                                                                                • JDog
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                  • 7453
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                  ooo... I forgot the most important thing!



                                                                                                  you gotta watch my shit. My jacket, my camera, that kinda shit.... because if it turns up missing, it's your ass.
                                                                                                  Ah shit, that sucks for the person, that means they gotta be mostly sober at parties!

                                                                                                  jDoG
                                                                                                  NSCash now powering ReelProfits.com
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                                                                                                  NOW OFFERING OVER 60 SITES
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                                                                                                    • sexeducation
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                      • 7315
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                      my regular personal assistant is on vacation the first week of January, otherwise I would fly her in along with me....


                                                                                                      that's why I'm looking for an opportunist. Someone that wants a shot.
                                                                                                      I'll do it.
                                                                                                      Fly me in. ; )

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                                                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                          • 39075
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          seriously... this is NOT a bs joke thread.... I mean it here.


                                                                                                          if someone wants a job.... a ticket into some hot parties.... accompany me whever I go... AND get paid...


                                                                                                          this is a REAL job.
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                                                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                              • 39075
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by sexeducation


                                                                                                              I'll do it.
                                                                                                              Fly me in. ; )
                                                                                                              fuck off.

                                                                                                              application DENIED.
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                                                                                                                • Trax
                                                                                                                  [----------------------]
                                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                  • 14486
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  never ever
                                                                                                                  NEVER EVER
                                                                                                                  please reject me

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                                                                                                                    • sexeducation
                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                      • 7315
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      so do I.

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                                                                                                                        • sexeducation
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                          • 7315
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                                                                                          fuck off.

                                                                                                                          application DENIED.
                                                                                                                          roflmao

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                                                                                                                            • Jewbacca
                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                              • 21
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              AMP forgot to take his Ritalin today.

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                                                                                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 39075
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Jewbacca
                                                                                                                                  AMP forgot to take his Ritalin today.
                                                                                                                                  but then, you aren't AMp, you're not here, never been here, never will be here, and pretty much speaking straight out your uneducated ass.... and thus: take your eleven posts, and jam it in your ass fucknut....

                                                                                                                                  because you mean exactly = fuckall.
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                                                                                                                                    • sexeducation
                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 7315
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Jewbacca
                                                                                                                                      AMP forgot to take his Ritalin today.
                                                                                                                                      no maybe he did take his Ritalin - but too much. : )

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                                                                                                                                        • Meloman
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 1540
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Dude if I had a personal assistant I would just mess with them too much while I was drunk, lol.... stuff like "Stand on one leg and hop around", lol....

                                                                                                                                          They would quite within 5 minutes, lol.

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                                                                                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 39075
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              so no one wants the job huh....


                                                                                                                                              too bad. I guess I get a local hottie to come with me for peanuts and a plane ticket instead.

                                                                                                                                              btw, job pay is $1k....

                                                                                                                                              for 5 days. Along with everything else I've already mentioned.
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                                                                                                                                                • Digipimp
                                                                                                                                                  BP4L OT DL
                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 13481
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I'll do it for three paysite designs.

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                                                                                                                                                    • sexeducation
                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 7315
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                                      so no one wants the job huh....


                                                                                                                                                      too bad. I guess I get a local hottie to come with me for peanuts and a plane ticket instead.

                                                                                                                                                      btw, job pay is $1k....

                                                                                                                                                      for 5 days. Along with everything else I've already mentioned.
                                                                                                                                                      I'll take that.
                                                                                                                                                      lol

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                                                                                                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 39075
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Digipimp
                                                                                                                                                          I'll do it for three paysite designs.
                                                                                                                                                          3 paysite tours will run you $10k.... you plan on writing me a check for the difference?
                                                                                                                                                          SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 39075
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by sexeducation


                                                                                                                                                              I'll take that.
                                                                                                                                                              lol
                                                                                                                                                              chump.... go beat off in the bathroom again punk.
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                                                                                                                                                                • pamphage
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 3569
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Meloman
                                                                                                                                                                  Dude if I had a personal assistant I would just mess with them too much while I was drunk, lol.... stuff like "Stand on one leg and hop around", lol....

                                                                                                                                                                  They would quite within 5 minutes, lol.
                                                                                                                                                                  haha
                                                                                                                                                                  SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
                                                                                                                                                                  Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
                                                                                                                                                                  Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • media
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 9853
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Dude, honestly.. Your demanding alot from someone that will most likely end up stuck at a blackjack table or getting distracted by some ass..

                                                                                                                                                                      I would not trust anyone from this board with your itinerary.. I started planning my itinerary 2 weeks ago, its maticulous.. I know when and where shits happening, and I have all my own invites and passes to shit I wanna do...

                                                                                                                                                                      Media..
                                                                                                                                                                      I'm here for the violence!

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 39075
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by media
                                                                                                                                                                          Dude, honestly.. Your demanding alot from someone that will most likely end up stuck at a blackjack table or getting distracted by some ass..

                                                                                                                                                                          I would not trust anyone from this board with your itinerary.. I started planning my itinerary 2 weeks ago, its maticulous.. I know when and where shits happening, and I have all my own invites and passes to shit I wanna do...

                                                                                                                                                                          Media..
                                                                                                                                                                          I know man.... but it's too much to think about... I hate thinking about all that shit. I just want someone to handle it.
                                                                                                                                                                          SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Digipimp
                                                                                                                                                                              BP4L OT DL
                                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 13481
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                                                                                                                                              3 paysite tours will run you $10k.... you plan on writing me a check for the difference?
                                                                                                                                                                              Ahh I didn't know you were so expensive even though I knew you were on the high side. Well try bumping your thread in about 6 hours and you should get more of a response then bro.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • katsuki
                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 134
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  fly me from australia and back again!?

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • TTiger
                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 3030
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      if i was from US and had more confident in my english speaking ill apply:-) but some people (girls) like french canadian accent:-))
                                                                                                                                                                                      im a pretty good PR guy i like to meet people i like to origanize event etc..since im working as dj in night club (stripper club) so im kinda used to meet people booking scheduling girls and stuff..

                                                                                                                                                                                      TTiger

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 39075
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          so nobody going to vages wants to make an extra k?
                                                                                                                                                                                          SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • X37375787
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              In case you need an experienced fluffer, you know where to find me.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 39075
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Equinox
                                                                                                                                                                                                  In case you need an experienced fluffer, you know where to find me.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I wouldn't hire you to lick my fucking boots.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Digipimp
                                                                                                                                                                                                      BP4L OT DL
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 13481
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                                                                                      so nobody going to vages wants to make an extra k?
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Rent me a Lincoln Town Car to drive from Dallas to Vegas and pay for my hookers while I'm there and we're set.

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