Table 31: No Pussies, No Whiners, No Sissies, No Crybabies, No Ugly People....

**JSA Matt** · 12-29-2003, 11:44 AM

Anyone ever tell you, you look like ba-ba-booey from Howard Stern? Just an observation

**Buff** · 12-29-2003, 11:46 AM

Originally posted by JSA Matt
Anyone ever tell you, you look like ba-ba-booey from Howard Stern? Just an observation

Only some suicidal guy.

**JSA Matt** · 12-29-2003, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by Buff

Only some suicidal guy.

Don't bring your mother into this, it was a simple question

**serious** · 12-29-2003, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by Buff

Only some suicidal guy.

**Buff** · 12-29-2003, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by JSA Matt

Don't bring your mother into this, it was a simple question

My teeth aren't half the size of his anyway. Which table are you at?

**Buff** · 12-29-2003, 12:02 PM

Let's go, sissies -- no one wants to face the Buffster in a drawdown? I'll come all in over the top on ya, just like I did your sister/girlfriend the other night!

Come get the beatdown on Table 31! Asswhuppin' dispensed free of charge!

**Ice** · 12-29-2003, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by Buff
If you want to play poker in the tournament at my table, you best be ready for some mad shit-talking. And when I send your rootie poo candy ass packing for the day, don't whine about bad luck or how distracting my stunning good looks were -- just gather your shit and hit the trail, pussy!

Table 31: No Assclowns allowed (except for me)!

Think you have what it takes to knock the Mateo Express off the tracks?

Think again, you gerbil-stuffing fairy!

HAHAHA you are a legend in your own mind

**Buff** · 12-29-2003, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by iceicebaby

HAHAHA you are a legend in your own mind

You know it! And after the tournament, I will be a legend in your mind too!

I plan on distracting my opponents by whipping out my 14 inch cock to intimidate them when I think they're bluffing.

**NBDesign** · 12-29-2003, 12:08 PM

Oh.. no ugly people... that leaves me out

I'd end up with all your money anyway.... I can play some poker.

**Ice** · 12-29-2003, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by Buff

You know it! And after the tournament, I will be a legend in your mind too!

I plan on distracting my opponents by whipping out my 14 inch cock to intimidate them when I think they're bluffing.

Mark the "Bluff" Mateo

**Buff** · 12-29-2003, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by NBDesign
Oh.. no ugly people... that leaves me out

The only exception is for people who want to wear a bag over their head -- but the eyeholes can't be so big that I can see too much of their ugly ass mugs. Ugly people are like trainwrecks -- very distracting.

**Ice** · 12-29-2003, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by Buff

The only exception is for people who want to wear a bag over their head -- but the eyeholes can't be so big that I can see too much of their ugly ass mugs. Ugly people are like trainwrecks -- very distracting.

I can expect that you will be wearing a bag then Mark

**GeXus** · 12-29-2003, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by Buff

The only exception is for people who want to wear a bag over their head -- but the eyeholes can't be so big that I can see too much of their ugly ass mugs. Ugly people are like trainwrecks -- very distracting.

Hey! Its not their fault they are ugly, the goverment should of neutered their parents...

**Buff** · 12-29-2003, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by GeXus

Hey! Its not their fault they are ugly, the goverment should of neutered their parents...

I like how you think. Join up for table 31.

**Jamdin** · 12-29-2003, 12:16 PM

Table 31 will be easy to spot for it will be the only table with Buff playing by himself...

**GeXus** · 12-29-2003, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by Jamdin
Table 31 will be easy to spot for it will be the only table with Buff playing by himself...

Just because your ugly, doesnt meen ALL webmasters are.

**GeXus** · 12-29-2003, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by Buff

I like how you think. Join up for table 31.

Appreciate the gesture

, Im not going to be making it to vegas though.. I have to be in canada during that time

**nathan_f** · 12-29-2003, 12:23 PM

So if one isnt sure he/she is an assclown, then they probably are?

**Peter Romero** · 12-29-2003, 12:29 PM

I stopped gambling as soon as I saw 10 massive , elaborate, marble floored Hotel/Casinos a year opening in Vegas every year and realized who was winning 99% of the time.

**Buff** · 12-29-2003, 12:36 PM

Originally posted by POV Porn guy
I stopped gambling as soon as I saw 10 massive , elaborate, marble floored Hotel/Casinos a year opening in Vegas every year and realized who was winning 99% of the time.

P.T. Barnum!

**Buff** · 12-29-2003, 12:46 PM

Damn, that filled up Table 31 fast!

* Buff - PureCash
* John Chennavasin - TopBucks Webmaster
* Chris DeYoung - Joana Jet
* Joana Jet - Joana Jet
* Fletcher - Perfection Cash
* Joel Raes - Boob Dollars
* aquaman - Playboy
* Koni Raes - Boob Dollars
* Curt Crowdis - Boob Dollars
* Gavin Linde - Boob Dollars

**NBDesign** · 12-29-2003, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by Buff

The only exception is for people who want to wear a bag over their head -- but the eyeholes can't be so big that I can see too much of their ugly ass mugs. Ugly people are like trainwrecks -- very distracting.

How about a hat and dark sunglasses?

**Ice** · 12-29-2003, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by Buff
Damn, that filled up Table 31 fast!

* Buff - PureCash
* John Chennavasin - TopBucks Webmaster
* Chris DeYoung - Joana Jet
* Joana Jet - Joana Jet
* Fletcher - Perfection Cash
* Joel Raes - Boob Dollars
* aquaman - Playboy
* Koni Raes - Boob Dollars
* Curt Crowdis - Boob Dollars
* Gavin Linde - Boob Dollars

**NBDesign** · 12-29-2003, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by iceicebaby

**Buff** · 12-29-2003, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by iceicebaby

Table 10 and Table 31 just don't mix.

**Ice** · 12-29-2003, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by Buff

Table 10 and Table 31 just don't mix.

You got that right...we are cool and you are queer

**Buff** · 12-29-2003, 12:59 PM

Originally posted by iceicebaby

You got that right...we are cool and you are queer

You guys have gerbil nests in your rectums, and we have sex with women.

**Butrflied** · 12-29-2003, 01:00 PM

I think I'll be hanging around table 30

**Odie** · 12-29-2003, 01:02 PM

I'll just watch...It's safer that way..

**Ice** · 12-29-2003, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by Buff

You guys have gerbil nests in your rectums, and we have sex with women.

Hey I have an idea for a new reality site... hit me up on icq 1904905 you have the attitude to pull it off

**axelcat** · 12-29-2003, 01:03 PM

now I wish I was on your table I would spank you

**Ice** · 12-29-2003, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by axelcat
now I wish I was on your table I would spank you

**Buff** · 12-29-2003, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by iceicebaby

Hey I have an idea for a new reality site... hit me up on icq 1904905 you have the attitude to pull it off

A great-looking guy talks shit to chicks and pulls a ton of ass? I can do that.

**Ice** · 12-29-2003, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by Buff

A great-looking guy talks shit to chicks and pulls a ton of ass? I can do that.

Im serious this hasn't been done yet that I know of...

Table 31: No Pussies, No Whiners, No Sissies, No Crybabies, No Ugly People....

Table 31: No Pussies, No Whiners, No Sissies, No Crybabies, No Ugly People....

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