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  • Rictor
    Old Timer
    • Jan 2001
    • 12208

    #1

    Saw House of the Dead tonight

    It's probably the worst zombie movie of all time. What the fuck was the point of showing shots from the video game every 5 minutes?

    Dawn of the Dead should be better:

    http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/dawnofthedead/
  • Rictor
    Old Timer
    • Jan 2001
    • 12208

    #2
    Also looking forward to The Punisher:

    http://www.apple.com/trailers/artisa...nisher/teaser/

    The first Punisher movie sucked and went straight to video.

    Spider-Man 2 looks awesome:

    http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_p.../spider-man_2/

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    • Abyss_Vee
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2003
      • 5208

      #3
      Originally posted by Rictor
      It's probably the worst zombie movie of all time. What the fuck was the point of showing shots from the video game every 5 minutes?

      Dawn of the Dead should be better:

      http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/dawnofthedead/
      definite Must See

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      • pamphage
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2003
        • 3569

        #4
        Originally posted by Rictor
        It's probably the worst zombie movie of all time. What the fuck was the point of showing shots from the video game every 5 minutes?

        Dawn of the Dead should be better:

        http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/dawnofthedead/
        what did you think of house of 1000 corpses?
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        • Rictor
          Old Timer
          • Jan 2001
          • 12208

          #5
          Originally posted by pamphage


          what did you think of house of 1000 corpses?
          Stupid as fuck. Bad acting, not enough tits. At least House of the Dead had some nice titty shots at the beginning. If I'm gonna sit through a B-movie, there better be some gory effects, cool monsters, memorable dialogue, or nice tits. That's all I ask. House of 1,000 Corpses didn't have any of that.

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          • pamphage
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 3569

            #6
            Originally posted by Rictor


            Stupid as fuck. Bad acting, not enough tits. At least House of the Dead had some nice titty shots at the beginning. If I'm gonna sit through a B-movie, there better be some gory effects, cool monsters, memorable dialogue, or nice tits. That's all I ask. House of 1,000 Corpses didn't have any of that.
            so what's the best of the genre then?
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            • Chichio
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 1467

              #7
              I gotta watch Cabin Fever at some point, a friend of a friend is in it. Anyone seen that? Are we talking only zombie horror movies here?

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              • Rictor
                Old Timer
                • Jan 2001
                • 12208

                #8
                Originally posted by Chichio
                I gotta watch Cabin Fever at some point, a friend of a friend is in it. Anyone seen that? Are we talking only zombie horror movies here?
                It sucked too.

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                • Rictor
                  Old Timer
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 12208

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pamphage


                  so what's the best of the genre then?
                  In the last couple years? 28 Days Later.

                  Of all time? The Romero films.

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                  • Rictor
                    Old Timer
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 12208

                    #10
                    Resident Evil was good too. That's an example of how to make a good movie from a video game. The sequel looks decent as well.

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                    • zzgundamnzz
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 6102

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Rictor


                      Stupid as fuck. Bad acting, not enough tits. At least House of the Dead had some nice titty shots at the beginning. If I'm gonna sit through a B-movie, there better be some gory effects, cool monsters, memorable dialogue, or nice tits. That's all I ask. House of 1,000 Corpses didn't have any of that.
                      Watch Return of the Living Dead. Its the one when they open that old army chemical canister in the cemetery


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                      • Rictor
                        Old Timer
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 12208

                        #12
                        Originally posted by zzgundamnzz


                        Watch Return of the Living Dead. Its the one when they open that old army chemical canister in the cemetery
                        Yah, that's a classic. Trust me, I've seen them all. I've got 300 B movies in my collection. All worthless now because they're on $^%^#@# VHS.

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                        • Vitasoy
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 58202

                          #13
                          Seen it, yea the movie did suck.


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