So, how can I ditch my wife in Vegas?

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #51
    bring her a black man, or a black dildo, make sure it vibrates. or get her drunk as hell and leave a trail of coke around the room, will keep her busy for hours

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    • Rictor
      Old Timer
      • Jan 2001
      • 12208

      #52
      Originally posted by BlackCrayon
      get dougmor to organize a gangbang her for her in the hotel, that should keep her busy long enough for you to get some. after all if you want to fuck other girls then there is nothing wrong with her fucking other guys right?
      Why the fuck would I care?

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      • Rictor
        Old Timer
        • Jan 2001
        • 12208

        #53
        Originally posted by PersianKitty
        Buy her a new sports car and some jewelry with huge diamonds in it, then sign a piece a document that gives her every bit of money you make for the rest of your life.


        (anything else Laura?)
        Okay, but I'm keeping all the cats!

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        • nathan_f
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2003
          • 3983

          #54
          give her food poisoning.

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          • Rictor
            Old Timer
            • Jan 2001
            • 12208

            #55
            Originally posted by ImPimpin


            damn... who the fuck would have thought... your misses didnt want you to fuck someone else... man shes a bitch......

            or... your just a dick.. if you wanted to fuck other people why in the hell did you say 'I do'

            You should have said no bitch.. i'm a P-I-M-P
            She tricked me into marriage with lots of blowjobs. It's something women do to trick guys who have never been married before. Don't fall for it guys!

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            • nathan_f
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2003
              • 3983

              #56
              Originally posted by Rictor


              She tricked me into marriage with lots of blowjobs. It's something women do to trick guys who have never been married before. Don't fall for it guys!
              FUCK! I fell for the same thing.

              Just read that to the wife, she laughed, her way of acknowledging she got me.

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              • Rictor
                Old Timer
                • Jan 2001
                • 12208

                #57
                Originally posted by nathan_f


                FUCK! I fell for the same thing.

                Just read that to the wife, she laughed, her way of acknowledging she got me.
                We have to spread the word so no more men fall prey to this vile scam!

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                • LadyMischief
                  Orgasms N Such!
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 18135

                  #58
                  You can leave her with me, Rictor. I'm gonna be doing some shooting while I'm down there, she can tag along, take some shots of her own and we can be camera geeks together.

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                  • Rictor
                    Old Timer
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 12208

                    #59
                    Originally posted by LadyMischief
                    You can leave her with me, Rictor. I'm gonna be doing some shooting while I'm down there, she can tag along, take some shots of her own and we can be camera geeks together.
                    You think she's gonna let me out of her sight for 5 minutes after this thread??

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                    • LadyMischief
                      Orgasms N Such!
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 18135

                      #60
                      Originally posted by Rictor


                      You think she's gonna let me out of her sight for 5 minutes after this thread??
                      Yeah, she will once I'm finished talking to her.. Muhahahahhahaa...

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                      • Rictor
                        Old Timer
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 12208

                        #61
                        Originally posted by LadyMischief
                        You can leave her with me, Rictor. I'm gonna be doing some shooting while I'm down there, she can tag along, take some shots of her own and we can be camera geeks together.
                        She is bringing her camera(s), so I'm sure I'll be going wherever she goes, since I'm the one that carries her 50 pounds of crap everywhere.

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                        • laura99
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 877

                          #62
                          Originally posted by Rictor


                          She is bringing her camera(s), so I'm sure I'll be going wherever she goes, since I'm the one that carries her 50 pounds of crap everywhere.
                          Damn straight!

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                          • laura99
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 877

                            #63
                            What's your ass doing out of your corner. Get back to the corner BIOTCH!

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                            • Rictor
                              Old Timer
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 12208

                              #64
                              Originally posted by laura99
                              What's your ass doing out of your corner. Get back to the corner BIOTCH!
                              Grr.

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                              • RyuLion
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 32387

                                #65
                                I think this thread backfired.

                                bump!

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