How about this one?
"BIG NEWS!! For the first time ever, you will be able to listen to, chat with and meet the one-and-only OSAMA BIN LADEN! Details will follow in the next issue of Hustler Online News!"
Just because he's Al Qaeda doesn't mean he's a tratia! See America's most wanted man wearing the GFY's most worn tshirt!
Hmm, ok I'll go back to my cave now...
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