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  • Theo
    HAL 9000
    • May 2001
    • 34515

    #1

    who's the writter of this?

    I was in the 4th grade when I found out about it. I was probably one of the last to know, because I still didn't talk to anybody.

    A boy walked up to me while I was standing around at recess. "Don't you know how it happens?" he asked. "What?"

    "Fucking."

    "What's that?"

    "Your mother has a hole . . ." -- he took the thumb and forefinger of his right hand and made a circle -- "and your father has a dong . . ." -- he took his left forefinger and ran it back and forth through the hole. "

    Then your father's dong shoots juice and sometimes your mother has a baby and sometimes she doesn't."

    "God makes babies," I said.

    "Like shit," the kid said and walked off. It was hard for me to believe.

    When recess was over I sat in class and thought about it. My mother had a hole and my father had a dong that shot juice. How could they have things like that and walk around as if everything was normal, and talk about things, and then do it and not tell anybody? I really felt like puking when I thought that I had started off as my father's juice.


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  • arial
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 4012

    #2
    I did, please PayPal $50 to [email protected]

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    • - AFN -
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2003
      • 3101

      #3
      ACACIA came up with it... expect a letter soon.
      cat cash* | tr -d '\r' | tr -s '/n' > money

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      • Holly
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jun 2003
        • 10017

        #4
        Charles Bukowski
        Ham on Rye

        Have you read any of his poetry? It's amazing.
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        • Holly
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jun 2003
          • 10017

          #5
          BEER

          I don't know how many bottles of beer
          I have consumed while waiting for things
          to get better
          I don't know how much wine and whiskey
          and beer
          mostly beer
          I have consumed after
          splits with women-
          waiting for the phone to ring
          waiting for the sound of footsteps,
          and the phone to ring
          waiting for the sounds of footsteps,
          and the phone never rings
          until much later
          and the footsteps never arrive
          until much later
          when my stomach is coming up
          out of my mouth
          they arrive as fresh as spring flowers:
          "what the hell have you done to yourself?
          it will be 3 days before you can fuck me!"

          the female is durable
          she lives seven and one half years longer
          than the male, and she drinks very little beer
          because she knows its bad for the figure.

          while we are going mad
          they are out
          dancing and laughing
          with horny cowboys.

          well, there's beer
          sacks and sacks of empty beer bottles
          and when you pick one up
          the bottle fall through the wet bottom
          of the paper sack
          rolling
          clanking
          spilling gray wet ash
          and stale beer,
          or the sacks fall over at 4 a.m.
          in the morning
          making the only sound in your life.

          beer
          rivers and seas of beer
          the radio singing love songs
          as the phone remains silent
          and the walls stand
          straight up and down
          and beer is all there is.
          War National Damn Champions Eagle

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          • Theo
            HAL 9000
            • May 2001
            • 34515

            #6
            Holly you got it

            yes, a couple of 'em

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            • Rictor
              Old Timer
              • Jan 2001
              • 12208

              #7
              What's a writter?

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              • webair
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2002
                • 8531

                #8
                Originally posted by Rictor
                What's a writter?
                my thoughts exactly


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                • Theo
                  HAL 9000
                  • May 2001
                  • 34515

                  #9
                  my english do not improve

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                  • maxjohan
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 7222

                    #10
                    Yeah it's hard to belive. I remember in sixth grade when our teacher was talking about- penis gets hard -- and pussy gets wet?

                    WTF, how can pussy get wet like water?

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                    • Holly
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 10017

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                      my english do not improve
                      I think your English is fine. I didn't even know for a long time that it wasn't your first language. Besides, I've seen plenty of people on this board spell writer with two t's, and English is their first language.
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                      • steve90
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 2397

                        #12
                        i cant read

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