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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940

    #1

    Oops, I didn't realize

    I didn't realize we were so close on our parody ad.... no offense TCG!

    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right?






    all in fun...

    Steve Lightspeed
    Abra-cadabra!
  • WiredGuy
    Pounding Googlebot
    • Aug 2002
    • 34515

    #2
    Hehehe... only difference is TCG is actually giving away a Ferrari
    WG
    I play with Google.

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    • Rictor
      Old Timer
      • Jan 2001
      • 12208

      #3
      Oops.

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      • SteveLightspeed
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 7940

        #4
        Send me the same number of joins that it would take to win theirs -- and I'll buy one for you myself! (after i clear it with the lawyers, that is)

        Steve Lightspeed
        Abra-cadabra!

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        • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
          best designer on GFY
          • Mar 2003
          • 30307

          #5
          One is a convertable the other is not?

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          • WiredGuy
            Pounding Googlebot
            • Aug 2002
            • 34515

            #6
            I only need 333,333 joins. At that rate I would have made nearly $13,333,333.00 as well. Goddam that's a lot of joins!

            WG
            I play with Google.

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            • Sosa
              In Tushy Land
              • Oct 2002
              • 40149

              #7
              If a sponsor buys someone a Ferrari, that affilate is one lucky bastard, and they found 1 kickass sponsor!

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              • WiredGuy
                Pounding Googlebot
                • Aug 2002
                • 34515

                #8
                Originally posted by Sosa
                If a sponsor buys someone a Ferrari, that affilate is one lucky bastard, and they found 1 kickass sponsor!
                That affiliate also likely made a shitload of joins
                WG
                I play with Google.

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                • SteveLightspeed
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 7940

                  #9
                  Originally posted by WiredGuy
                  I only need 333,333 joins. At that rate I would have made nearly $13,333,333.00 as well. Goddam that's a lot of joins!

                  WG
                  Ok, I'll buy ya one for that.... damn! Thats more joins that we do in a whole wekend! (where's the smiley for wink wink)
                  Abra-cadabra!

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                  • - AFN -
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 3101

                    #10
                    It's all fun and games until ACACIA steps in....
                    cat cash* | tr -d '\r' | tr -s '/n' > money

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                    • webair
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 8531

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AlienQ
                      One is a convertable the other is not?


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                      • WiredGuy
                        Pounding Googlebot
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 34515

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Lightspeed
                        (where's the smiley for wink wink)
                        I play with Google.

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                        • Zappu
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 1556

                          #13
                          I only need 333,333 joins. At that rate I would have made nearly $13,333,333.00 as well. Goddam that's a lot of joins!
                          Just imagine what you will make if you run your own sites You are even able to buy a plan to go with you Ferrari
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                          • Trax
                            [----------------------]
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 14486

                            #14
                            somebody post his TCG reward points bar ;)

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                            • Pornwolf
                              Drunk and Unruly
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 22712

                              #15
                              Hell, if you can send enough joins to buy your own Ferrari why are you sending joins to someone else's program anyway?
                              I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                              Webair, bitches.

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                              • Trax
                                [----------------------]
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 14486

                                #16
                                btw... i hope TCG re-does its whole reward system in Version III
                                right now it is a little shabby, i have to admit although i love their program


                                you need to send 2400 joins / earn $84000 on the $35 program to get the "X-Box Gaming Kit":
                                "Get ready to get your game on! This deluxe X-Box set comes
                                with an X-Box, 4 Games and some extra goodies!
                                Have some fun gaming for only 1,600 Gold Bar Points."

                                you know what i mean


                                this shows how big this program really is
                                Last edited by Trax; 12-28-2003, 02:47 AM.

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                                • Digipimp
                                  BP4L OT DL
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 13481

                                  #17
                                  If you're dumb enough to promote a sponsor because they're giving away a Ferrari then you'll never be smart enough to make any joins to win it, and if you make enough joins to win a Ferrari then you should probably have 3 or 4 of your own already.

                                  The moral of the story is if you think giving away a Ferrari or anything big is a great enough deal that that is the reason promote a sponsor then you're a dumbass and I'll sell you my plan to get rich by placing classified ads in your local paper.

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                                  • Digipimp
                                    BP4L OT DL
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 13481

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Trax
                                    btw... i hope TCG re-does its whole reward system in Version III
                                    right now it is a little shabby, i have to admit although i love their program


                                    you need to send 2400 joins / earn $84000 on the $35 program to get the "X-Box Gaming Kit":
                                    "Get ready to get your game on! This deluxe X-Box set comes
                                    with an X-Box, 4 Games and some extra goodies!
                                    Have some fun gaming for only 1,600 Gold Bar Points."

                                    you know what i mean


                                    this shows how big this program really is
                                    Actually it shows how dumb most webmasters are, not how big a program is. You just sent 2400 joins to get a $500 freebie well that's an extra 20 cents a join basically. Look out, you've hit the big time now. Give me an extra $1 a join and I'll buy my own shit.

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                                    • Trax
                                      [----------------------]
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 14486

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Digipimp


                                      Actually it shows how dumb most webmasters are, not how big a program is. You just sent 2400 joins to get a $500 freebie well that's an extra 20 cents a join basically. Look out, you've hit the big time now. Give me an extra $1 a join and I'll buy my own shit.

                                      well if you honestly look at it you will notice that it shows how big they are

                                      if they would adjust the system to the one ars for example has they would be giving away ferraris every week

                                      however i am 110% sure nobody promotes TCG because of the rewards

                                      i promote them because their shit converts my traffic
                                      this month (which was a bad one for me) i got 38 cents a click i sent to them

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                                      • Biggy2
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 1821

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Digipimp
                                        If you're dumb enough to promote a sponsor because they're giving away a Ferrari then you'll never be smart enough to make any joins to win it, and if you make enough joins to win a Ferrari then you should probably have 3 or 4 of your own already.

                                        The moral of the story is if you think giving away a Ferrari or anything big is a great enough deal that that is the reason promote a sponsor then you're a dumbass and I'll sell you my plan to get rich by placing classified ads in your local paper.

                                        well said.

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                                        • kmanrox
                                          aka K-Man
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 29295

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Digipimp
                                          If you're dumb enough to promote a sponsor because they're giving away a Ferrari then you'll never be smart enough to make any joins to win it, and if you make enough joins to win a Ferrari then you should probably have 3 or 4 of your own already.

                                          The moral of the story is if you think giving away a Ferrari or anything big is a great enough deal that that is the reason promote a sponsor then you're a dumbass and I'll sell you my plan to get rich by placing classified ads in your local paper.

                                          Crypto HODLr
                                          Crypto mining
                                          Angel investor

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                                          • Pornwolf
                                            Drunk and Unruly
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 22712

                                            #22
                                            Can I really get rich by placing classifieds in the local papers? Please show me how.
                                            I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                            Webair, bitches.

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                                            • slapass
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 14625

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Trax


                                              well if you honestly look at it you will notice that it shows how big they are

                                              if they would adjust the system to the one ars for example has they would be giving away ferraris every week

                                              however i am 110% sure nobody promotes TCG because of the rewards

                                              i promote them because their shit converts my traffic
                                              this month (which was a bad one for me) i got 38 cents a click i sent to them

                                              You have to admit that the ARS and Cecash system is pretty damn cool.

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                                              • Trax
                                                [----------------------]
                                                • Aug 2001
                                                • 14486

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by slapass



                                                You have to admit that the ARS and Cecash system is pretty damn cool.
                                                yeah of course
                                                i said above:
                                                "i hope TCG re-does its whole reward system in Version III
                                                right now it is a little shabby"

                                                but you know
                                                i dont promote it because of the rewards
                                                i do because they convert for me

                                                but again
                                                i agree hehe

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                                                • Digipimp
                                                  BP4L OT DL
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 13481

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                  Can I really get rich by placing classifieds in the local papers? Please show me how.
                                                  Just 5 simple steps I can show you, yes that right you. How you can start raking in the cash by placing simple classified ads in your local paper, sometimes even for free. Yes that's right for free! My simple plan is available for a limited time only limited in that if you don't have money it's not available. Buy right now for just 2 installments of $29.95 and I'll throw in the free cheese grater fax machine.

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                                                  • Chris
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • May 2003
                                                    • 27880

                                                    #26
                                                    i sale cheap tcg , cecash , ars vault points
                                                    [email protected]

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                                                    • TheGoldenChild
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 6940

                                                      #27
                                                      All of you must own a Don Lapre or Carlton Sheets video somewhere-

                                                      Reading how stupid some people are makes me rethink whether I should have an affiliate program....

                                                      Except with my program, when you send me a million dollars worth of traiffc I'll send you to a plastic surgeon for a complete makeover valued at $20,000

                                                      That way no one can recognize you when they try to laugh in your face later-

                                                      :-))

                                                      just my

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                                                      • Morgan
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • May 2002
                                                        • 10520

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                        Can I really get rich by placing classifieds in the local papers? Please show me how.
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                                                        • Digipimp
                                                          BP4L OT DL
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 13481

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by kBizzle
                                                          All of you must own a Don Lapre or Carlton Sheets video somewhere-

                                                          Reading how stupid some people are makes me rethink whether I should have an affiliate program....

                                                          Except with my program, when you send me a million dollars worth of traiffc I'll send you to a plastic surgeon for a complete makeover valued at $20,000

                                                          That way no one can recognize you when they try to laugh in your face later-

                                                          :-))

                                                          just my
                                                          What's up KGizzle, can I get a new Nissan for 200,000 joins?

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                                                          • TheGoldenChild
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • May 2002
                                                            • 6940

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Digipimp


                                                            What's up KGizzle, can I get a new Nissan for 200,000 joins?
                                                            I'd send you a Ford Focus Digipimp

                                                            :-))

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                                                            • serious
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 2594

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by kBizzle
                                                              All of you must own a Don Lapre or Carlton Sheets video somewhere-

                                                              Reading how stupid some people are makes me rethink whether I should have an affiliate program....

                                                              Except with my program, when you send me a million dollars worth of traiffc I'll send you to a plastic surgeon for a complete makeover valued at $20,000

                                                              That way no one can recognize you when they try to laugh in your face later-

                                                              :-))

                                                              just my
                                                              hahaha
                                                              new search

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                                                              • Digipimp
                                                                BP4L OT DL
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 13481

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by kBizzle


                                                                I'd send you a Ford Focus Digipimp

                                                                :-))
                                                                Hell yeah, throw in a satellite radio and I'm in there!

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                                                                • TheGoldenChild
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 6940

                                                                  #33
                                                                  those are too expensive!

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                                                                  • foolio
                                                                    ICQ: 178725656
                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 12366

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Some of these giveaways are CRAZY! Does not matter you have to send like 1 billion signups - still the fact that it is there, waiting for you.... wow, that makes even me want to work!

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                                                                    • Basic_man
                                                                      Programming King Pin
                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                      • 27360

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Yeah ! That's because this Ferrari is SO hot :D
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                                                                      • WiredGuy
                                                                        Pounding Googlebot
                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                        • 34515

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Trax
                                                                        somebody post his TCG reward points bar ;)
                                                                        I play with Google.

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                                                                        • MetaformX
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                          • 6704

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by - AFN -
                                                                          It's all fun and games until ACACIA steps in....

                                                                          hehe, aint that the truth

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                                                                          • Zebra
                                                                            Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                            • 5091

                                                                            #38
                                                                            The others may give away bonus points and prizes for sending signups, but WE GIVE YOU MORE FUCKING MONEY!

                                                                            This year we gave our affiliates enough extra money to buy the things they wanted! Affiliates who sent 500 joins earned 100% of the signups and rebills for LIFE that they sent in the 30 days after reaching the 500 mark! In October we gave the top affiliate for each of our sites a $1000 bonus (we had 24 sites at the time plus one random webmaster won $1000! $25k total was up for grabs!).

                                                                            These were just a few of the ways we thanked affiliates in 2003. Wait till you see what we have planned for 2004!
                                                                            Old School

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                                                                            • WiredGuy
                                                                              Pounding Googlebot
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 34515

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Zebra
                                                                              These were just a few of the ways we thanked affiliates in 2003. Wait till you see what we have planned for 2004!
                                                                              I play with Google.

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                                                                              • RyuLion
                                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                                • 32371

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Hey WiredGuy want a new friend?

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                                                                                Let's have a drink...?

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                                                                                • psyko514
                                                                                  See sig. Join Epic Cash.
                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 22366

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by foolio
                                                                                  Some of these giveaways are CRAZY! Does not matter you have to send like 1 billion signups - still the fact that it is there, waiting for you.... wow, that makes even me want to work!

                                                                                  dude... it's waiting there for you whether or not they have a rewards program.

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                                                                                  • beemk
                                                                                    CLICK HERE
                                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                                    • 20829

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    if you can send that many joins you should have your own program
                                                                                    I host with Vacares

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                                                                                    • TheDatingNetworkCameron
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                      • 581

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Zebra
                                                                                      The others may give away bonus points and prizes for sending signups, but WE GIVE YOU MORE FUCKING MONEY!

                                                                                      This year we gave our affiliates enough extra money to buy the things they wanted! Affiliates who sent 500 joins earned 100% of the signups and rebills for LIFE that they sent in the 30 days after reaching the 500 mark! In October we gave the top affiliate for each of our sites a $1000 bonus (we had 24 sites at the time plus one random webmaster won $1000! $25k total was up for grabs!).

                                                                                      These were just a few of the ways we thanked affiliates in 2003. Wait till you see what we have planned for 2004!
                                                                                      Plus you guys brought a bunch of us down to Phoniex for an amazing weekend!
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                                                                                      • WiredGuy
                                                                                        Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                                        • 34515

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Cambo
                                                                                        Plus you guys brought a bunch of us down to Phoniex for an amazing weekend!
                                                                                        I play with Google.

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                                                                                        • funkmaster
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                                          • 7938

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Zebra
                                                                                          TWait till you see what we have planned for 2004!
                                                                                          ... hmmm, I guess you've given away too much in 2003, you may have to adjust that shaveometer again for 2004 ...

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                                                                                          • JFK
                                                                                            FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                                            • 67369

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Digipimp


                                                                                            Just 5 simple steps I can show you, yes that right you. How you can start raking in the cash by placing simple classified ads in your local paper, sometimes even for free. Yes that's right for free! My simple plan is available for a limited time only limited in that if you don't have money it's not available. Buy right now for just 2 installments of $29.95 and I'll throw in the free cheese grater fax machine.

                                                                                            Hey, Now youre talking, a free cheese grater fax machine??
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