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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860
    #1

    Alternative methods of payment

    Well, since my original price of $800 didn't quite cause the stampede of buyers I was expecting, I have come up with some alternative methods of payment.

    You'll get my sig for one month for one of the following
    • an xbox and a month's supply of free porn (expect a slight drop in daily posts)
    • a 17 inch lcd
    • two chicks at the same time <= preferred method of payment!!


    Any takers?
    /(bb|[^b]{2})/
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    • Mr Pheer
      So Fucking Banned
      • Dec 2002
      • 22082
      #2
      I sold mine for a MIG welder

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        • Libertine
          sex dwarf
          • May 2002
          • 17860
          #3
          Added bonus: the 2 chicks at the same time option comes with the right for you to videotape it
          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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            • Libertine
              sex dwarf
              • May 2002
              • 17860
              #4
              Originally posted by MrPheer
              I sold mine for a MIG welder
              What's a MIG welder?
              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                • Mr Pheer
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 22082
                  #5
                  you know a welding machine?

                  sticks pieces of metal together

                  I like to make things in my spare time

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                    • Libertine
                      sex dwarf
                      • May 2002
                      • 17860
                      #6
                      So it has nothing to do with the russian airplanes?
                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                        • AaronM
                          GFY Royality ;)
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 46917
                          #7
                          Originally posted by punkworld
                          Added bonus: the 2 chicks at the same time option comes with the right for you to videotape it
                          Will you be in Vegas and are you willing to sign a release?

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                            • Libertine
                              sex dwarf
                              • May 2002
                              • 17860
                              #8
                              Originally posted by AaronM
                              Will you be in Vegas and are you willing to sign a release?
                              I won't be in Vegas, cause it'll be my birthday then
                              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                • AaronM
                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 46917
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by punkworld


                                  I won't be in Vegas, cause it'll be my birthday then
                                  Well...So much for one hell of a great b-day gift for you then.

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                                    • Libertine
                                      sex dwarf
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 17860
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by AaronM


                                      Well...So much for one hell of a great b-day gift for you then.
                                      Well, telling my mother I won't be able to come over because I'm doing two chicks at the same time would be a bit.. awkward

                                      Thanks for the offer though, and if you ever feel like repeating it, I and my sig will make sure to be available
                                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                        • AaronM
                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 46917
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by punkworld


                                          Well, telling my mother I won't be able to come over because I'm doing two chicks at the same time would be a bit.. awkward

                                          Would it make things easier if she were one of the two chicks?

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                                            • Libertine
                                              sex dwarf
                                              • May 2002
                                              • 17860
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                              Would it make things easier if she were one of the two chicks?
                                              You just gave me a month of nightmares
                                              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                • V_RocKs
                                                  Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 32448
                                                  #13
                                                  Nothing like the barter system... except 2 chicks at the same time...

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                                                    • AaronM
                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 46917
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by punkworld


                                                      You just gave me a month of nightmares
                                                      She's not that bad dude. Really.

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                                                        • Libertine
                                                          sex dwarf
                                                          • May 2002
                                                          • 17860
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by AaronM


                                                          She's not that bad dude. Really.
                                                          I once walked into my parents' bedroom without knocking on a sunday morning... what I saw traumatized me for life. You have just re-awakened that horrible memory
                                                          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                            • TDJ
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 146
                                                              #16
                                                              bahaha, deserved a lol

                                                              /pointless post

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                                                                • wyldblyss
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 5779
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM



                                                                  Would it make things easier if she were one of the two chicks?
                                                                  OMG that was nasty. I like it!

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                                                                    • Libertine
                                                                      sex dwarf
                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                      • 17860
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by wyldblyss


                                                                      OMG that was nasty. I like it!
                                                                      That makes you one sick person
                                                                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                                        • Libertine
                                                                          sex dwarf
                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                          • 17860
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Last chance! Get my sig for the whole of January for one small payment of "two chicks at once"!
                                                                          How could you resist such an offer?
                                                                          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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