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Eat me Mutt!
It's a little known fact, but I was a male cheerleader in high school. That's right. While you idiots were up in the stands wishing a cheerleader would talk to you I was holding them up in the air with my hands directly on their panties.
I lost my virginity with the captain of the freshman cheerleader team, and dated her for the next four years.
While the uniforms were dorky, you are obvously jealous!
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“The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.”
- Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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