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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431
    #1

    A Father's Dilemma

    so i was just on a cheerleader uniform shop site and i'm looking at the catalog and the pictures of the cute girls and gaaaaaaaaay guys in their cheerleader uniforms.

    Imagine you are a Dad and your son comes home from high school/college all excited that he's made the cheer squad.

    here's the dilemma, what do you do first?

    1) kick him in the nuts

    or

    2) throw him out of the house


    very hard decision.
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    • freeadultcontent
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 9976
      #2
      Umm dude, they just throw the girls and get to fondle tons of ass all day. I wish I knew this when I was young.

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        • arial
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2002
          • 4012
          #3
          3) Buy him a hooker.

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            • Tom_PMs
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2004
              • 2049
              #4
              Tell him, "Well son, you could be president someday."

              Honestly though, I dunno.... Buy him a subscription to Playboy maybe

              You've read it, you can't unread it.

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                • MandyBlake
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                  • Nov 2002
                  • 17761
                  #5
                  Or you could just say congratulations and be happy for him.
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                    • Mutt
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 34431
                      #6
                      Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                      Umm dude, they just throw the girls and get to fondle tons of ass all day. I wish I knew this when I was young.
                      yes, and so do male figure skaters.
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                        • Rochard
                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 75733
                          #7
                          Eat me Mutt!

                          It's a little known fact, but I was a male cheerleader in high school. That's right. While you idiots were up in the stands wishing a cheerleader would talk to you I was holding them up in the air with my hands directly on their panties.

                          I lost my virginity with the captain of the freshman cheerleader team, and dated her for the next four years.

                          While the uniforms were dorky, you are obvously jealous!
                          Herschel Savage
                          Brooklyn, NY

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                            • Mutt
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 34431
                              #8
                              oh really. do a cheer for us Richard!
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                                • Rochard
                                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                  • Dec 2001
                                  • 75733
                                  #9
                                  Give me an M!
                                  Give me a U!
                                  Give me a T!
                                  Give me another T!

                                  What does that spell?

                                  JEALOUSY!
                                  Herschel Savage
                                  Brooklyn, NY

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                                    • Matt Frackas
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 453
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by RocHard
                                      Eat me Mutt!

                                      It's a little known fact, but I was a male cheerleader in high school. That's right. While you idiots were up in the stands wishing a cheerleader would talk to you I was holding them up in the air with my hands directly on their panties.

                                      I lost my virginity with the captain of the freshman cheerleader team, and dated her for the next four years.

                                      While the uniforms were dorky, you are obvously jealous!
                                      yea its true.
                                      At least it used to be that way.
                                      One of my buddies was a cheerleader in High School....we all used to raz him - until he started banging the hottest bustiest cheerleaders.


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                                        • Firehorse
                                          Desire it and have it!!!
                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 30767
                                          #11
                                          Given the length I have seen some people go to to get some pussy, those male cheerleaders are doing it easy!
                                          MySweetEbony

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                                            • Mr. Marks
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 7517
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Mutt
                                              so i was just on a cheerleader uniform shop site and i'm looking at the catalog and the pictures of the cute girls and gaaaaaaaaay guys in their cheerleader uniforms.

                                              Imagine you are a Dad and your son comes home from high school/college all excited that he's made the cheer squad.

                                              here's the dilemma, what do you do first?

                                              1) kick him in the nuts

                                              or

                                              2) throw him out of the house


                                              very hard decision.
                                              Why hurt your own son? Were you abused as a child?

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                                                • Manowar
                                                  jellyfish  
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 71528
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by RocHard
                                                  Give me an M!
                                                  Give me a U!
                                                  Give me a T!
                                                  Give me another T!

                                                  What does that spell?

                                                  JEALOUSY!
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                                                    • Paul Waters
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 4402
                                                      #14
                                                      dubya was a cheerleader.......


                                                      .... enough said.




                                                      Paul

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                                                        • nofx
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 16826
                                                          #15
                                                          why were you on a cheerleader uniform site? thinking about joining?

                                                          Often times I wonder why
                                                          There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                          When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                            • mal
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 1899
                                                              #16
                                                              my 16 year old cousin is a male cheerleader for his school's football and basketball team. its very obvious that he is a fag but he still claims that he is straight . he told me that he joined to the cheerleading squad to pick up girls...

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                                                                • Vitasoy
                                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 58202
                                                                  #17
                                                                  *shudders* something I don't even want to think about


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                                                                    • Theo
                                                                      HAL 9000
                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 34515
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by mal
                                                                      my 16 year old cousin is a male cheerleader for his school's football and basketball team. its very obvious that he is a fag but he still claims that he is straight . he told me that he joined to the cheerleading squad to pick up girls...

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                                                                        • Stamen
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                          • 698
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I see the "to get chicks" argument, but c'mon, there are better (and easier) ways that don't compromise you among your family and peers.
                                                                          Show me the pistil porn!

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