Thread: Anyone who thinks that sleeping with women is what makes you cool
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Old 08-01-2004, 08:52 AM  
JayJay
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Originally posted by Napolean
i agree... sleeping with women doesnt make you cool

neither does a ton of money

fuck being yourself..

here is the secret to being cool, never to be repeated in public again to listen closely.. write this down, or bookmark this thread.

take lots and lots of drugs, dont stop or you wont get addicted to them! (your even cooler when addicted)

dont stop until you've lost all your money
then start stealing money

keep going until you get arrested

when you get out of jail.. repeat process

second offense or so, family and friends will put you in rehab.

break out, repeat process

follow my advice.. you will be so cool and all the kids will look up to you

might die a little early, but is there really a price on being cool?
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