AlienQ is a CRAZY FUCKER!!!

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  • J$tyle$
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Apr 2003
    • 11500
    #1

    AlienQ is a CRAZY FUCKER!!!

    I was in a bind and on a deadline ... he did some work for me which I was quite happy about (http://heretic.biz/contentblowout) and I thanked him on another thread!

    As you can see he went CRAZY!

    LOL

    If you need some design work ... hit him up before he changes his mind or gets booked solid!!!

    ICQ # 78943384

    Originally posted by AlienQ
    Thanks Jay

    Always glad to help ya out!

    Nutty Kid? Me? 33 Years old and been designing since 95-96!
    Awright I will take nutty!
    How Nutty?

    I am lookin for more business and decided to lower my rates for a while! Adjusted prices for design work is going to be 35% reduced from the rates that appear on Heretic.biz site starting now till January 1st.

    So for ya readers out there get me while I am on the cheap and see how my work is built to earn!

    35% OFF TILL JANUARY!
    NO Fuck That...

    Make it 50% OFF RIGHT NOW!
    Until I book myself out for the rest of the month!
    Message me now and slide in the schedual before it fills up!
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    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
      best designer on GFY
      • Mar 2003
      • 30307
      #2
      I am underbidding the fucking Russian designers right now for gods sakes, I must have fucken lost it...

      Or I just suck!
      Or GFY has lost its mind also.

      Look...

      50% off 3 Page Scrolling tour - Comes to merely $500.00.
      A Banner comes to $15.00...

      NO minimum orders.
      Infact...
      Just get me on ICQ if ya need somthing done tonight , I will bust the shit out on the fly.

      Seriously never sold myself so cheap, but I wanna meet some new peeps and get some new contacts.

      Got 1 day taken care of already and 3 days open remaining to be filled.

      Thanks Jay for Popping me in 2 threads!

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        • greentea
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 6580
          #3
          AlienQ just gained another customer

          smokeshop in full affect
          blunts

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            • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
              best designer on GFY
              • Mar 2003
              • 30307
              #4
              Thanks GreenTea

              Hope ya like the FREE banner I just gave you
              (Check ICQ)

              Looks like a great Project!

              Readers
              Still got time Open for the remainder of January!

              I am goin cheap...
              Come rape me folks...
              I got 2 Opennings left for January! Come and Play!

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                • Richard The Stalker
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 76
                  #5
                  Lemme guess

                  being this is the second shilling and all

                  alienq bartered the work for your board whoring skills

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                    • brand0n
                      been very busy
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 26983
                      #6
                      can we see your work?
                      want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                        • RRRED
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 6754
                          #7
                          Do you do good flash?

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                            • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                              best designer on GFY
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 30307
                              #8
                              Rredd Did you click the link for J$tyles banner's?
                              The work aint bad its decent I think.

                              In all honesty I can emulate anyone and you would never know the difference. I do not copy people but if you got a style in mind I am an "Doppleganger".

                              Richard - Stlyes paid a good price, he was pretty excited about what he saw and I worked with em to get exactly what he wanted.
                              Them guys he got at DesignBlowout are some bad ass designers unfortunatly for me as I am an independent designer I am glad to have impressed em I am sure it will result in more business!

                              Fingers crossed and I am doing 50% off my normal rates starting tonight till January first!

                              I wanna meet more people!
                              I wanna get more contacts!

                              Seriously I am on a loop tonight and have already made a couple free graphics for folks just to touch base on the prospect of a work order in the future!

                              Hit it!

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                                • TheGoldenChild
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 6940
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by RRRED
                                  Do you do good flash?
                                  RRRED, babygirl!

                                  It's Jonathan on KB's computer



                                  Alien did exactly what I asked for and got it to me almost 2 days before he said he would ... I asked for a few changes and he knocked them out quick fast in a hurry!

                                  The middle one is my favorite, but I'm happy with all 3!

                                  http://heretic.biz/contentblowout

                                  Alien gets 2

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                                    • Verbal
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 3420
                                      #10
                                      Hmmm ... that's a 3-minute Swish job .. I hope you didn't pay too much.

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                                        • RRRED
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 6754
                                          #11
                                          Hey Jonathan *smooch! Well we're gonna put your boy to the test. He's going to do the next Turd ad for us We just slapped together an idea and he's on it as we speak...

                                          I can't wait!

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                                            • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                              best designer on GFY
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 30307
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Verbal
                                              Hmmm ... that's a 3-minute Swish job .. I hope you didn't pay too much.
                                              Nice...
                                              I can have you eating your own nuts before you realised it was a banner that you clicked on that requested info on your next meal.

                                              Good to see people concerned with what I charge and I will tell you now...
                                              Its enough to put you petty anon designers out of business.
                                              Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 12-26-2003, 10:08 PM.

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                                                • flashfreak
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 4396
                                                  #13
                                                  honestly I'm not impressed... but if you have happy clients that's good.
                                                  SEO Mogul | ICQ: 163671223

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                                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                      best designer on GFY
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 30307
                                                      #14
                                                      Flashfreak-
                                                      Dude...
                                                      Turn off the fucking sound in your site...
                                                      Free advice... Seems I am doing everything free tonight.

                                                      I couldnt even stand to keep the browser open to see it...
                                                      What kind of porn surfing moron or webmaster for that matter wants sound on a website...

                                                      Thats buggin bro...

                                                      Next...

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                                                        • J$tyle$
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                          • 11500
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Verbal
                                                          Hmmm ... that's a 3-minute Swish job .. I hope you didn't pay too much.
                                                          Why come onto a thread and basically insult another designer when I'm happy with the work he did for me?

                                                          Makes you look petty, dude! A designer hating on another just to get his name out there

                                                          But ya know what?

                                                          Business is business, and I'm always looking for a deal!

                                                          You have the basic idea for what I want, right?

                                                          Hit me up on ICQ and I'll place an order for 3 banners.

                                                          But only if you use swish and I can time you to make sure it takes you only 3 minutes

                                                          LOL

                                                          Last edited by J$tyle$; 12-27-2003, 01:45 AM.

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                                                            • J$tyle$
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 11500
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by RRRED
                                                              Hey Jonathan *smooch! Well we're gonna put your boy to the test. He's going to do the next Turd ad for us We just slapped together an idea and he's on it as we speak...

                                                              I can't wait!
                                                              Nice

                                                              I want to see ... can I get a sneak peak preview??

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                                                                • Deepsy1
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 506
                                                                  #17
                                                                  yes AlienQ sounds like a good person
                                                                  ...but still im having memories of high speed,when the cops crash, pushing a cock into my ass,while my tiny pecker blasts.

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