Ok, Seriously I read about 10 posts earlier and people are begging for it to be spoiled. So here you go.
I SWEAR I'm going to ruin it so don't read if you don't want to know.
First WARNING!
Last Chance....
Ok, here goes.
The movie is based on these people that live in a village, surround by the woods. In the woods are creatures that will kill them if they cross into the woods. "Beyond the border."
The "creatures" that live in the forrest are really the town elders. That keep the towns people in fear so they won't escape (that's plot twist #1)
Now for plot twist #2 It's not set in the 1800's in a village in some remote part of america where they settled, It's set on a nature preserve in present day probably in upstate New York. These crazy people that were tired of a society where their friends and loved ones were being killed and attacked (just like in every major city) decided to go live on a nature preserve and raise their families like it was the 1800's and keep them there by keeping them afraid of venturing away.
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1 hour and 30 mintes for plot twist number 1 to reveal itself. 15 minutes later plot twist 2 reveals itself. 5 minutes later the movie is over and you're sitting there as the lights come back on in the theatre, and if you listen close you can hear people all around you saying, "Is that it? Are you fucking kidding me?"
The rest of the movie is surrounded with a weak story of a retard (sir laughs alot) that almost kills another retard(sir shut the fuck up), and so a third retard(miss can't see for shit) has to go out beyond the border to the "other towns" and collect medicine for the retard that's almost dying.
While on her journey to look for another town (did I mention she's blind?) she manages to kill the first retard, and she's blind. Then she finds an old road she's blind) and runs along the road (she's blind) and scales the fence surrounding the preserve, (she's blind) and flags down a nature preserve security guard (he gives her the meds from the first aid kit), then she finds her way BACK to the village (she's blind), and saves her boyfriend the retard that doesn't speak.
I can't even begin to tell you how many holes are in the story. (Think Swiss Cheese)
This movie is literally FULL OF RETARDS!!! It's a retarded movie filled with retards and I feel retarded for having watched it.
I guess I'm not your average movie watcher. I'm a movie buff, and I really wanted there to be more to the story than a simple gag.
I really am a movie buff.
