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Originally posted by tolik
good reply - as it should be in my understanding. ;)
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you call that lip service a good reply ??
HAHAHA if you went to your bank and your money was gone and the bank manager told you, "we took your money , send me a letter and i'll have risk-management re-evaluate the situation , when we feel like it , btw we dont work on weekends and we dont come in until noon and quit after lunch " , i think you might have a different opinion.
A good reply is something like this..
" dear sir , a terrible mistake has happened and an innocent customer has been affected, this situation is of the utmost urgency to our company as we work for you , we will have the support employees and risk management team called into the office after hours to interogate them for the source of this mistake. They will be hooked up to lie detectors and flogged with large sharp objects until they reveal the source of their stupidity and errors. Once the objective has been completed a full review of the scenario will be re-enacted amongst the employees to make sure this sort of scenario NEVER takes place again. The employee who made the error will be arriving by charter plane in 6 hours to personally apologize and kiss your ass repeatedly, to show or true sincerity we have enclosed receipts in your name for donations to a charity in the amount of 50 billion dollars as compensation for our terrible mistake. As owner i would like to apologize to you and your family and your family pets for any inconvenience we have caused, i have additionally enclosed a picture of myself masturbating myself onto a naked sheep so as you can photochop it and send it throughout the internet, furthermore if you are ever in the area , i cordially invite you to enter my wife anally on any occasion you wish. "