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  • Ben-MensNiche
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 726
    #1

    Funny sales pitches

    I'm looking for all of your funny sales pitches to provide some added humor (like we need any more, hehe) to the board:


    Don't know what to get your guy for Christmas? Get him a bigger dick from www.prosolutionpills.com. Boost his ego...and your satisfaction!

    Get him a gift he'll really appreciate this year, one that he will be able to use over and over again and will still be using this time next year! Buy him a year's membership to www.mens-network.com and show him how much you care!

    Tired of your guy not appreciating the gifts you get him, get him something he will truly appreciate! Get him a year's membership to www.attractsexywomen.com. He'll be forever grateful

    ICQ: 310539245
    Email: [email protected]
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    • Space Puppy
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2003
      • 817
      #2
      Santa comes only once a year - you dont have to

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        • Eve
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 805
          #3
          Originally posted by Space Puppy
          Santa comes only once a year - you dont have to



          Excellent!
          I'm waiting for the Mr Fushion Fleshlight so I can wank my way back to the future!

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            • Ben-MensNiche
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2003
              • 726
              #4
              lol

              ICQ: 310539245
              Email: [email protected]

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                • Ic3m4nZ
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 6285
                  #5
                  so those promotions from mensniche are coming ?

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                    • Ben-MensNiche
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 726
                      #6
                      I'm working on them - Darren is going to give me access to the database on Boxing day so I can run some reports.

                      We're going to be running some competitions and a bunch of ongoing promotions. Darren was kind of rushed this evening so I wasn't able to get all the answers I was after, but it's looking more promising than it was yesterday, I'll keep you posted

                      ICQ: 310539245
                      Email: [email protected]

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