When did you find out Santa Claus wasn't real?

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  • bushwacker
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 2817

    #1

    When did you find out Santa Claus wasn't real?

    I think I was in the third grade when one of my classmates spilled the beans, i still hate that fucker to this day
  • Mike AI
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 3624

    #2
    Just now!

    Thanks!



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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      I seen this banner that 3 elves cornholed poor Santa and forced him to suck their little cocks...Im still traumatized

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      • bushwacker
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2002
        • 2817

        #4
        Originally posted by Mike AI
        Just now!

        Thanks!

        Sorry

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        • Head
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2003
          • 8278

          #5
          About .................................................. .28 years ago

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          • WiredGuy
            Pounding Googlebot
            • Aug 2002
            • 34516

            #6
            I never bought it really, my parents can't make belief very well.
            WG
            I play with Google.

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            • Rorschach
              So Fucking Banned
              • Aug 2002
              • 5579

              #7
              Originally posted by spunky1
              I seen this banner that 3 elves cornholed poor Santa and forced him to suck their little cocks...Im still traumatized
              I find it quite erotic personally.

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              • Ic3m4nZ
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2003
                • 6285

                #8
                I was like 5 and it was at school

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                • tootie
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 6041

                  #9
                  I was happily unaware until a friend at school told me when I was 12 (yes, I made it THAT long without anyone telling me!) I asked my grandmother because I knew she wouldn't lie to me if I asked her outright and she confirmed it. I still halfway believed until the Christmas when I was 13. I told my parents I didn't believe and then I prayed to Santa on Christmas Eve night and said, "Dear Santa.. if you are real, please leave me a small present on the back doorstep so I can know for sure." Sure as the world there was nothing on the step but some dirt. So either there is no Santa or I was REALLY bad that year!


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                  • bushwacker
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 2817

                    #10
                    Originally posted by tootie
                    I was happily unaware until a friend at school told me when I was 12 (yes, I made it THAT long without anyone telling me!) I asked my grandmother because I knew she wouldn't lie to me if I asked her outright and she confirmed it. I still halfway believed until the Christmas when I was 13. I told my parents I didn't believe and then I prayed to Santa on Christmas Eve night and said, "Dear Santa.. if you are real, please leave me a small present on the back doorstep so I can know for sure." Sure as the world there was nothing on the step but some dirt. So either there is no Santa or I was REALLY bad that year!

                    lol..........good one!

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                    • MetaMan
                      I AM WEB 2.0
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 28682

                      #11
                      i ass fucked santas wife, then she gave my other buddy a BJ,
                      what a slut.

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                      • AWC
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 1223

                        #12
                        he's WHAT????

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