Do you give gag gifts for Xmas???????

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  • Choker
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    • Apr 2001
    • 9024

    #1

    Do you give gag gifts for Xmas???????

    Well do you?

    Sort of a family tradition for me. Every year the kids try to figure out which present has a roll of toilet paper in it. Around July a pair of my stinky worn socks disapears from the dirty laundry basket only to be unwrapped by me at Christmas. (kids getting me back, LOL) The kids always know they will get a couple gifts that they were given to them before years ago.

    Right now there are about 4 presents for me under the tree that I am very suspicous of. But I have gotten them good this year......

    1. Been collecting lint from the dryer for 6 months now. Somebody is getting a lint ball the size of a basketball.

    2. My girls are getting into jewelry now, so there is a awesome ring box with a 3/4 inch steel washer in it.

    wierd Christmas tradition I know but we al laugh our asses off..
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  • com
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    • Aug 2003
    • 4541

    #2
    this year im giving my mom a fisting dildo ... with a watch around the wrist

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    • rooster
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      • Jan 2003
      • 2384

      #3
      get a fancy ring box and put a ring from a box of cracker jacks in it and give to girifriend/wife. That will go over real well.
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      • Choker
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        • Apr 2001
        • 9024

        #4
        Originally posted by com
        this year im giving my mom a fisting dildo ... with a watch around the wrist
        your mom" jeesh
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        • Choker
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          • Apr 2001
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          #5
          Originally posted by rooster
          get a fancy ring box and put a ring from a box of cracker jacks in it and give to girifriend/wife. That will go over real well.
          Yeah that is what one of the girls is getting, except it has a steel washer in it instead of a ring
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          • completetosser
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            • Jan 2003
            • 1419

            #6
            Not gag gifts, but my kids have been known to do gag wrapping - one year they gave me a cd that they put in a box, in a box , in a box etc - the parcel under the tree was like a 2 foot cube

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            • tootie
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              • Jun 2003
              • 6041

              #7
              I've always thought that gag gifts weren't very tasteful at Christmas time, but now that I hear how much fun you can have with it, I think we may do that ourselves! Thanks for the idea, Choker, it sounds like a great way to have some family fun


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              • Choker
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                • Apr 2001
                • 9024

                #8
                Originally posted by tootie
                I've always thought that gag gifts weren't very tasteful at Christmas time, but now that I hear how much fun you can have with it, I think we may do that ourselves! Thanks for the idea, Choker, it sounds like a great way to have some family fun
                LOL do it man, as long as you have real presents also. The look on the kids face as they are unwrapping a present and the sigh of relief when they find it is a real present is priceless. But as my kids are getting older, they are getting their revenge by coming up with better gag gifts than I ever could.
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                • jhauser
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                  • Dec 2002
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                  #9
                  I gave my man some of those fake lottery tickets .. (we celebrated xmas early with his family..) for a minute he thought he won 20,000. priceless
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                  • Choker
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                    • Apr 2001
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by jhauser
                    I gave my man some of those fake lottery tickets .. (we celebrated xmas early with his family..) for a minute he thought he won 20,000. priceless
                    Now that's a good one. Never thought of that
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                    • Nysus
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                      • Aug 2001
                      • 7817

                      #11
                      I used to wrap birthday presents for friends in ~50 layers of newspaper and string tied on different layers, and of course would use ducttape. Even if scissors are used it takes a long time.

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