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12-23-2003, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
I hear you. I have a best friend of years I'd love to fuck. But would never EVER say it. And I doubt she would ever think of me that way.

But still, I can see how it would turn out similar.

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12-23-2003, 09:44 PM

Pad.......I missed the part about 'she has a boyfriend'....if she has a boyfriend, what is she doing out 'double-dating' with another couple when her boyfriend is not in the quartet? You're going to get hurt if you don't step away from the situation for a little while - while she gets her shit together and figures out what she wants and takes a breather afterwards. Don't get together with her rightaway either.......those relationships also have a tendancy to fade-away quick. Good luck to ya!

(Fuck, I'm getting all philosophical and just re-read everyone and the guy is 17)

Pad......at your age, you should be enjoying anything getting remotely close to your 'schlong' - putting yourself in a position to get shot down emotionally by someone who is still testing her power over boys/men is really something you should be smart enough to realize. Now go sleep the headache/heartache off. Tomorrow is another day and you'll get through this. No use crying over someone who is playing games.

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12-23-2003, 09:44 PM

This is getting stupid

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12-23-2003, 09:44 PM

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if AronM wants to ban a heartbroken drunk kid with nothing else to live for because he feels like a superior lady's man than fuck this place anyway

Actually... I feel like a superior person all the way around.

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12-23-2003, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by Pad
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
YOU ARENT IN MY POSITION
ANY OTHER GIRL ID EMOTIONLESSLY PLAY AND GET LAID MILLIONS OF TIMES THIS IS DIFFERENt, I LOVE HER, I ACTUALLY LOVE HER SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HAVE NO CLUE STOP ACTING LIKE MACK DADDIES YOU GAY FUCKS IVE FUCKED HOTTER LOOKING GIRLS THAN YOU EVER WILL, STOP TRYING TO IMPRESS GO FUCK YOURSELFERS WITH YOUR GANGSTA PLAYA ATTITUTES BECAUSE YOU ARENT SHIT EVERYBODY FALLS IN LOVE

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Do you think I've never been in love with a girl that didnt feel the same? Fucking everyone has!

How do you think I got to be like this? Hardened by life's sweet experiances. I just learned a long time ago that they arent worth it. Very, very few people can get close to my heart enough to cause me pain. As for the rest, wouldnt care if they evaporated 30 minutes ago.

Your home crying and I gaurantee she dont give a fuck. Get over it, and dont be so vulnerable next time.
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12-23-2003, 09:46 PM

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#57

12-23-2003, 09:46 PM

I like the name of Nikki...
And you Pad need to make a fucking decision. Sitting on your hands and crying is the worst thing. Make a decision and go for it.
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#58

12-23-2003, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by spunky1
This is getting stupid

Getting?

I was beynd stupid when he spilled his first tear at the beginning of this thread.

Not only is he a pussy...But for some fucked up reason...He thought the rest of us should know it as well.
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#59

12-23-2003, 09:46 PM

ive gotten off all 8 girls ive had sex with

if you want to talk about game

with every other female i want to fuck with my 7 inch schlong i do

i am cocky and they love it and i always get some

this girl meant something more than the average slampig, if you're too cool to put youself in my shoes and try to hear where i'm coming from than go check your stats and temporaroly feel good for yourself because you're going to hell faggot

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#60

12-23-2003, 09:46 PM

She just didn't want to pass the herpes onto you dude. She cares for you.

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#61

12-23-2003, 09:46 PM

Why would she wanna have sex with a whiny ass cry baby loser friend when she already has a boyfriend?

Damn dude... I mean seriously... you get drunk, throw a temper tantrum, cry like a 3 year old and you figure you're a lady's man?

yeah right.... got news for ya, a lady is a woman who is beyond her teens... and you ain't gonna be scoring with with a girl who is in her teens, much less a lady

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#62

12-23-2003, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by Pad
ive gotten off all 8 girls ive had sex with

if you want to talk about game

with every other female i want to fuck with my 7 inch schlong i do

i am cocky and they love it and i always get some

this girl meant something more than the average slampig, if you're too cool to put youself in my shoes and try to hear where i'm coming from than go check your stats and temporaroly feel good for yourself because you're going to hell faggot

hahahaha faggottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

holy shit, you're hilarious dude!

i'll bet those trashy 16 year old sluts love your big juciy 7 inch cock when you run up deep in them.

you are such a player! damn guy!

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#63

12-23-2003, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by Pad
ive gotten off all 8 girls ive had sex with

if you want to talk about game

with every other female i want to fuck with my 7 inch schlong i do

i am cocky and they love it and i always get some

this girl meant something more than the average slampig, if you're too cool to put youself in my shoes and try to hear where i'm coming from than go check your stats and temporaroly feel good for yourself because you're going to hell faggot

hahahaha faggottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

yo dude... you got my girlfriend all wet now. i obviously can't compete with your seven inches of man meat and your cocky attitude. what's your address, i'll send her over now.

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#64

12-23-2003, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by psyko514

holy shit, you're hilarious dude!

i'll bet those trashy 16 year old sluts love your big juciy 7 inch cock when you run up deep in them.

you are such a player! damn guy!

No no... he tells the ladies it's a schlong... right after he smoothly asks "so, ya wanna fuck or what?"

Now THAT is class!

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#65

12-23-2003, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by Pad
ive gotten off all 8 girls ive had sex with

if you want to talk about game

with every other female i want to fuck with my 7 inch schlong i do

i am cocky and they love it and i always get some

this girl meant something more than the average slampig, if you're too cool to put youself in my shoes and try to hear where i'm coming from than go check your stats and temporaroly feel good for yourself because you're going to hell faggot

hahahaha faggottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Ah....The standard lies of the loser highschool kids.

I think I will run a check and see if I can get your mommy or daddy's name from the ISP you are using. I am quite sure they would love to know about your posting habits.
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#66

12-23-2003, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by Pad
ive gotten off all 8 girls ive had sex with

if you want to talk about game

with every other female i want to fuck with my 7 inch schlong i do

i am cocky and they love it and i always get some

this girl meant something more than the average slampig, if you're too cool to put youself in my shoes and try to hear where i'm coming from than go check your stats and temporaroly feel good for yourself because you're going to hell faggot

hahahaha faggottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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#67

12-23-2003, 09:49 PM

Dudely, you blew it. You left too soon. You had her teetering on the edge, just one more little drinkypoo and...... all hell would have broken loose for you. Then you'd be here all "Hey fuckers! I just fucked my hot best friend, she's SO HOT".....

fuck, this one should go in the Darwin awards. It is that stupid.

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#68

12-23-2003, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by Pad
ive gotten off all 8 girls ive had sex with

if you want to talk about game

with every other female i want to fuck with my 7 inch schlong i do

i am cocky and they love it and i always get some

this girl meant something more than the average slampig, if you're too cool to put youself in my shoes and try to hear where i'm coming from than go check your stats and temporaroly feel good for yourself because you're going to hell faggot

hahahaha faggottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Call me a faggot all you want, but I got a wife and kid and alot of nice shit... and I'm not crying over someone else's girlfriend.
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#69

12-23-2003, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by MaskedMan

No no... he tells the ladies it's a schlong... right after he smoothly asks "so, ya wanna fuck or what?"

Now THAT is class!

did i forget to mention shes my best friend, we could fart in front of each other and laugh about it.. exact words she asked me a couple weeks ago "WannaFuck?"

stop being mr. cool because you're a fat mess
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12-23-2003, 09:50 PM

hook her up with a leet.

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12-23-2003, 09:51 PM

I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

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#72

12-23-2003, 09:51 PM

rofl i gave her "AOL TOS NIKKI" and she still aint putting out
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12-23-2003, 09:52 PM

Originally posted by Pad

did i forget to mention shes my best friend, we could fart in front of each other and laugh about it.. exact words she asked me a couple weeks ago "WannaFuck?"

stop being mr. cool because you're a fat mess

You can fart in front of her and laugh about it? And you wonder why she didn't say yes?

Damn, even I'm confused man. She should'a been all over you

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#74

12-23-2003, 09:54 PM

Anybody know what time it is in MD? I don't want to piss off his parents if I wake them up with my phone call.
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#75

12-23-2003, 09:55 PM

the fart thing was too extreme i havent heard eather of us fart in front of each other ever

dont forget she came on to me, not knowing i love her

so a few weeks later i ask her if she wants to fuck she says 'i dont know' and i leave

she didnt say yeah to putting out, now she needs to find a way to get to her house 20 minutes away

let's make fun of the kid who shared a negitive experience he had, fucking queers hahahaha i'm the most easy going open person you'll ever chat with on gfy, if it makes me target to getting flamed on than so be it.. i'm still a better person
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#76

12-23-2003, 09:57 PM

ok pad do this at least

call her
see where shes at
apoligize
and then ask her if she wants your company some more

it's the least you can do
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12-23-2003, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by Pad

let's make fun of the kid who shared a negitive experience he had, fucking queers hahahaha i'm the most easy going open person you'll ever chat with on gfy, if it makes me target to getting flamed on than so be it.. i'm still a better person

I agree... I'm sorry. Really. Lemme try and make it up to you. Post Nikki's phone number and I'll talk to her for you.

Infact, we'll all put in a good word for you.

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#78

12-23-2003, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by MaskedMan
I agree... I'm sorry. Really. Lemme try and make it up to you. Post Nikki's phone number and I'll talk to her for you.

Infact, we'll all put in a good word for you.

Conference me in on that call.

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12-23-2003, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by MaskedMan

I agree... I'm sorry. Really. Lemme try and make it up to you. Post Nikki's phone number and I'll talk to her for you.

Infact, we'll all put in a good word for you.

agreed

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12-23-2003, 10:01 PM

okay her number is 9-116-434-6522

call her up

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#81

12-23-2003, 10:09 PM

Alright, scratch my last post. I see the problem now.

You're just a boy.

Originally posted by Pad
...so a few weeks later i ask her if she wants to fuck she says 'i dont know' and i leave

she didnt say yeah to putting out, now she needs to find a way to get to her house 20 minutes away

This is NOT how you get laid. You still got a few things to learn.

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#82

12-23-2003, 10:11 PM

M.Jackson answered the phone hmmmmmm.....

Originally posted by Pad
okay her number is 9-116-434-6522

call her up

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12-23-2003, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by Holly

Alright, scratch my last post. I see the problem now.

You're just a boy.

This is NOT how you get laid. You still got a few things to learn.

listen whore it wasn't about getting laid, she didn't say "Yea sure" like I expected her to say

I love her and I got too embarassed to stay, if it was just about getting laid and I was emotionless for her I would have hit it by now... it's deeper than that, sorry you don't understand that.. but I don't expect anything more from you, you're evil just like all the other C U N T S in the world
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#84

12-23-2003, 10:12 PM

once again, threads like this have no place here...of course your going to shit on by people posting a thread like this.

try a free 800 counseling service or some help line

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12-23-2003, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by Pad

listen whore......

OK...You just crossed the line.
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12-23-2003, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by Pad

listen whore it wasn't about getting laid, she didn't say "Yea sure" like I expected her to say

I love her and I got too embarassed to stay, if it was just about getting laid and I was emotionless for her I would have hit it by now... it's deeper than that, sorry you don't understand that.. but I don't expect anything more from you, you're evil just like all the other C U N T S in the world

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12-23-2003, 10:17 PM

just remember: run the razor down your wrist, not across.

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12-23-2003, 10:18 PM

If you really cared about this girl you'd be with her instead of beakin' off on a fucking adult message board. So what if she didn't jump all over your pre-teen ass. It may not be about her not wanting you, it may be about her concern over risking your friendship for a "fuck".

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12-23-2003, 10:18 PM

remember kids! down the street, not across the road
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12-23-2003, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

OK...You just crossed the line.

i know somebody whos getting fucked up when i meet them at a certain convention

by a 17 year old.. hahaha i hope you all see it

because you faggots can talk shit to an emotional kid behind a comptuer screen, but i can throw fists and you bitches are pussies ill slit all your throats
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12-23-2003, 10:20 PM

All in favor of banning the 17 year old who just called Holly a whore?

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12-23-2003, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by Pad
remember kids! down the street, not across the road

great! now go sit in your bathtub, asshat.

if you attempt to kill yourself and fail (just like everything else you've done in life), nikki will get all worried and fuck you out of sympathy!

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12-23-2003, 10:20 PM

I think we need some pics of Nikki before our counseling session can continue

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12-23-2003, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by Pad

listen whore it wasn't about getting laid, she didn't say "Yea sure" like I expected her to say

I love her and I got too embarassed to stay, if it was just about getting laid and I was emotionless for her I would have hit it by now... it's deeper than that, sorry you don't understand that.. but I don't expect anything more from you, you're evil just like all the other C U N T S in the world

Pad......you shouldn't be shitting on Holly. The truth is, when you are young and not as experienced as say, when you'll be 25, everything seems a heck of alot more melodramatic and the end of the world seems near. We understand that you were too embarassed, but on the same note - now that you've driven 20 minutes back home and been online for what - about an hour or so, do you realize that you blew everything out of proportion? Why are you victimizing yourself still? Do you see that there could be a thousand reasons why she said 'I don't know' rather than 'NO FUCKING WAY' or 'STUPID FUCK I was kidding the other day'. Don't piss on everyone now. Seriously, sleep off the booze and anger, tomorrow is another day. Deal with it when you've slept.

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12-23-2003, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by Pad

i know somebody whos getting fucked up when i meet them at a certain convention

by a 17 year old.. hahaha i hope you all see it

because you faggots can talk shit to an emotional kid behind a comptuer screen, but i can throw fists and you bitches are pussies ill slit all your throats

Pack a lunch fuckchops.
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12-23-2003, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by Pad

i know somebody whos getting fucked up when i meet them at a certain convention

by a 17 year old.. hahaha i hope you all see it

because you faggots can talk shit to an emotional kid behind a comptuer screen, but i can throw fists and you bitches are pussies ill slit all your throats

bahahaha.... damn, that's by far the funniest thing I've heard all day!!

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12-23-2003, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by AaronM
All in favor of banning the 17 year old who just called Holly a whore?

Give me a
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12-23-2003, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by AaronM
All in favor of banning the 17 year old who just called Holly a whore?

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12-23-2003, 10:24 PM

pictures of Nikki now!!!!!!

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12-23-2003, 10:24 PM

When I was 16 I felt the same way this guys does... but this guy really needs to clean the sand out of his snatch.

This thread was a good late night laugh though.
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