I was talking to my girlfriend that I have known since I was about 20. (10 years) Her fiancée bought her a small vibrating device. Well she hasn't a clue on how to use the thing. So as I was typing some instructions to her and I thought, hey the guys on GFY would find this hilarious. So Merry Christmas!!!!! 
Some Girl (5:44 PM) :
girl, just spill it............how the fuck does this thing work?
Loryn (5:44 PM) :
Does it have a wire attached to it?
Some Girl (5:44 PM) :
yeah, with 5 speeds lol
Loryn (5:46 PM) :
Okay you put that little thing, not the control part lol, either in your bum or your pus. All the way in there so you cannot see it and the only thing you can see coming out is the cord like a tampon hahahahahahahaha
Loryn (5:46 PM) :
Then you turn it on the speed you like. It's great when you are having sex with a guy, if you put it in your bum then he can feel it when he is in your pus
Loryn (5:47 PM) :
That is a really great gift to give to a girl
Loryn (5:47 PM) :
It shows he really wants to have some great wild sex with you.
Loryn (5:47 PM) :
I would practice with it so you are ready to blow his mind
Some Girl (5:48 PM) :
it isn't meant for the clit? (excuse my stupidity?)
Loryn (5:49 PM) :
You can do that too.
Loryn (5:49 PM) :
Just put it inside you like a tampon and buzz away. Then you can rub the clit.
See even on ICQ girls talk the way you think we do!!!
Also any other ways you know of, on how to use this device, please feel free to add. I will let her know.
Some Girl (5:44 PM) :
girl, just spill it............how the fuck does this thing work?
Loryn (5:44 PM) :
Does it have a wire attached to it?
Some Girl (5:44 PM) :
yeah, with 5 speeds lol
Loryn (5:46 PM) :
Okay you put that little thing, not the control part lol, either in your bum or your pus. All the way in there so you cannot see it and the only thing you can see coming out is the cord like a tampon hahahahahahahaha
Loryn (5:46 PM) :
Then you turn it on the speed you like. It's great when you are having sex with a guy, if you put it in your bum then he can feel it when he is in your pus
Loryn (5:47 PM) :
That is a really great gift to give to a girl
Loryn (5:47 PM) :
It shows he really wants to have some great wild sex with you.
Loryn (5:47 PM) :
I would practice with it so you are ready to blow his mind
Some Girl (5:48 PM) :
it isn't meant for the clit? (excuse my stupidity?)
Loryn (5:49 PM) :
You can do that too.
Loryn (5:49 PM) :
Just put it inside you like a tampon and buzz away. Then you can rub the clit.
See even on ICQ girls talk the way you think we do!!!
Also any other ways you know of, on how to use this device, please feel free to add. I will let her know.
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