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  • Tofu
    The Video Specialist
    • Jul 2003
    • 5615

    #1

    baaaaaaaah hum-fucking-bug!!!!!!!!

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    Fuck people breaking themselves for the holidays
    Fuck being depressed over the commercialism of Yule, Christmas, and even Kwanzaa
    Fuck the xmas specials on at 8.00pm
    Fuck fruitcake
    Fuck whatever forces that are preventing mi Mom from visiting Sac for the Holidays
    Fuck feeling uncomfortable
    Fuck uncomfortable living situations
    Fuck fake friends
    FUCK SITTING IN TRAFFIC
    Fuck the sentence: "Now I feel bad because I didnt get you anything" <---- arrrgh, I hate hearing that!

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    baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Fuck off and go to HELL!!!!
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  • Brad Xtremepay
    So Fucking Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 2000

    #2
    Haha... oooh dear. Someone needs a hug.

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    • Dirty F
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2001
      • 59204

      #3
      Christmas in AMP style this year?

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      • JSA Matt
        So Fucking Banned
        • Aug 2003
        • 5464

        #4
        Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
        FUCK SITTING IN TRAFFIC

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        • Oracle Porn
          Affiliate
          • Oct 2002
          • 24433

          #5
          thanks for the tshirt bro =]


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          • stocktrader23
            Let's do some business.
            • Jan 2003
            • 18781

            #6
            So true.


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            • Sarah_Jayne
              Now with more Jayne
              • Dec 2002
              • 40077

              #7
              are you saying you want to fuck?

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              • Tofu
                The Video Specialist
                • Jul 2003
                • 5615

                #8
                Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                are you saying you want to fuck?
                exactly. are you saying the same?
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                • angeleyes
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 3584

                  #9
                  I'm sitting home alone for the Holidays, don't bitch.

                  Wanna Cuddle?
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                  • pamphage
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 3569

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
                    Grrrrr!!!!!

                    Fuck the crowded malls
                    Fuck the sales
                    Fuck the commercials about "that special gift"
                    Fuck people breaking themselves for the holidays
                    Fuck being depressed over the commercialism of Yule, Christmas, and even Kwanzaa
                    Fuck the xmas specials on at 8.00pm
                    Fuck fruitcake
                    Fuck whatever forces that are preventing mi Mom from visiting Sac for the Holidays
                    Fuck feeling uncomfortable
                    Fuck uncomfortable living situations
                    Fuck fake friends
                    FUCK SITTING IN TRAFFIC
                    Fuck the sentence: "Now I feel bad because I didnt get you anything" <---- arrrgh, I hate hearing that!

                    Fuck Christmas
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                    baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    Fuck off and go to HELL!!!!
                    i second that
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                    • Scott McD
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 67792

                      #11
                      Yeah, Christmas sucks balls...


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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133978

                        #12
                        Agreed...The only Christmas gift I recieved was sent back to the shipper ...So Fuck you all

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                        • Ice
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 26053

                          #13
                          Originally posted by angeleyes
                          I'm sitting home alone for the Holidays, don't bitch.

                          Wanna Cuddle?
                          You ass isn't wide enough for Tofu... but I'll cuddle with ya
                          icq 1904905

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                          • Sarah_Jayne
                            Now with more Jayne
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 40077

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com


                            exactly. are you saying the same?
                            yeah baby...get on a plane and I'll help you forget the hum bugs

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                            • Weppel
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 2190

                              #15

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                              • Brad Xtremepay
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 2000

                                #16
                                Angel: My offer is always open.

                                lol

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                                • Ice
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 26053

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
                                  Angel: My offer is always open.

                                  lol
                                  Brad you have dreams about Juicylinks... I don't think Angel is into that freaky shit....
                                  icq 1904905

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                                  • angeleyes
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 3584

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by iceicebaby


                                    You ass isn't wide enough for Tofu... but I'll cuddle with ya
                                    I guess my 33 inch hips aren't enough to entice tofu into spooning! and I promised him I would gain weight.... .I feel so hurt.

                                    Come comfort me iceice.

                                    ahem........Sarah Wins. Treat him right girl!
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                                    • Pornwolf
                                      Drunk and Unruly
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 22712

                                      #19



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                                      • Ice
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 26053

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by angeleyes


                                        I guess my 33 inch hips aren't enough to entice tofu into spooning! and I promised him I would gain weight.... .I feel so hurt.

                                        Come comfort me iceice.

                                        ahem........Sarah Wins. Treat him right girl!
                                        Arms open waiting for ya darlin
                                        icq 1904905

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                                        • Tofu
                                          The Video Specialist
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 5615

                                          #21
                                          wait a second.....
                                          There is enough Tofu to go 'round! For Fat and thin alike!

                                          Ice, stop cock-blockin!
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                                          • hornycash
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 2336

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by angeleyes


                                            I guess my 33 inch hips aren't enough to entice tofu into spooning! and I promised him I would gain weight.... .I feel so hurt.

                                            Come comfort me iceice.

                                            ahem........Sarah Wins. Treat him right girl!
                                            i love you
                                            can we fuck now?

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                                            • Ice
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 26053

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
                                              wait a second.....
                                              There is enough Tofu to go 'round! For Fat and thin alike!

                                              Ice, stop cock-blockin!

                                              Hey Angel offered... I ain't stupid.... I can HEAR Jimi
                                              icq 1904905

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                                              • Tofu
                                                The Video Specialist
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 5615

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by iceicebaby



                                                Hey Angel offered... I ain't stupid.... I can HEAR Jimi
                                                poor sport! i never cock-blocked you!
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                                                • Ice
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 26053

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com


                                                  poor sport! i never cock-blocked you!
                                                  Yeah cause I don't like your 60" women and you don't like my 33" women. We are the perfect team...never fight over women
                                                  icq 1904905

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                                                  • Tofu
                                                    The Video Specialist
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 5615

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by iceicebaby


                                                    Yeah cause I don't like your 60" women and you don't like my 33" women. We are the perfect team...never fight over women
                                                    aah, but you are wrong young padwon......all women Yoda LoVes.
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                                                    • Tala
                                                      Fucked if I know
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 23368

                                                      #27
                                                      *steps up and snuggles with Tofu 'cause I'm all cuddly and cute*

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                                                      • Ice
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 26053

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com


                                                        aah, but you are wrong young padwon......all women Yoda LoVes.
                                                        Easy big boy...Im friends with Aly from Python... you wanna see cock-blockin I'll sick her on your ass You would be lucky if you could get action from your right hand with Aly in the way
                                                        icq 1904905

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                                                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                          WW4L
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 10581

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
                                                          Grrrrr!!!!!

                                                          Fuck the crowded malls
                                                          Fuck the sales
                                                          Fuck the commercials about "that special gift"
                                                          Fuck people breaking themselves for the holidays
                                                          Fuck being depressed over the commercialism of Yule, Christmas, and even Kwanzaa
                                                          Fuck the xmas specials on at 8.00pm
                                                          Fuck fruitcake
                                                          Fuck whatever forces that are preventing mi Mom from visiting Sac for the Holidays
                                                          Fuck feeling uncomfortable
                                                          Fuck uncomfortable living situations
                                                          Fuck fake friends
                                                          FUCK SITTING IN TRAFFIC
                                                          Fuck the sentence: "Now I feel bad because I didnt get you anything" <---- arrrgh, I hate hearing that!

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                                                          baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                          Fuck off and go to HELL!!!!

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                                                          • angeleyes
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                            • 3584

                                                            #30
                                                            On a serious note.........TOFU....icq me when you get a chance in between all of these gorgeous girls that want you.
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                                                            • Tofu
                                                              The Video Specialist
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 5615

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by iceicebaby
                                                              Easy big boy...Im friends with Aly from Python... you wanna see cock-blockin I'll sick her on your ass You would be lucky if you could get action from your right hand with Aly in the way
                                                              *remembers dancing with Sunny*
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                                                              • sexyelisha
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                • 497

                                                                #32
                                                                xmas lunch with my mother and father in law to be and 2 old aunties...

                                                                fuck!!

                                                                beat that!! :P - and its my first xmas away from my folks :'(


                                                                Tofu -I'll give ya a cuddle if u want one ;)

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                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 40077

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by angeleyes



                                                                  ahem........Sarah Wins. Treat him right girl!
                                                                  lol, I would but I'm not the greedy type so I'll share

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                                                                  • Tala
                                                                    Fucked if I know
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 23368

                                                                    #34


                                                                    Tofu doesn't wanna snuggle wif me. So I'm gonna snuggle with angel. Back off, ice.

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                                                                    • Tofu
                                                                      The Video Specialist
                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 5615

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Tala


                                                                      Tofu doesn't wanna snuggle wif me. So I'm gonna snuggle with angel. Back off, ice.
                                                                      aw, i wanna snuggle wif yoooo!
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                                                                      • angeleyes
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                        • 3584

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Tala


                                                                        Tofu doesn't wanna snuggle wif me. So I'm gonna snuggle with angel. Back off, ice.
                                                                        Back off Tofu, you had your chance, she's my snuggle bunny for the night..........SEE TITLE.

                                                                        On a serious note Tala, I sent you a homemade xmas gift, did you get it yet?
                                                                        Need a Writer? Contact Me. I write quality descriptions, short erotic stories, quality one-liners.. whatever you need.

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                                                                        • Tala
                                                                          Fucked if I know
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 23368

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com


                                                                          aw, i wanna snuggle wif yoooo!
                                                                          You shoulda said somthing when you ahd the chance. :p

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                                                                          • Tala
                                                                            Fucked if I know
                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                            • 23368

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by angeleyes


                                                                            Back off Tofu, you had your chance, she's my snuggle bunny for the night..........SEE TITLE.

                                                                            On a serious note Tala, I sent you a homemade xmas gift, did you get it yet?
                                                                            Haven't gotten it yet, dear. I think the mailman is snagging half of my stuff. I haven't seen jack shit in five days.

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                                                                            • rooster
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                              • 2384

                                                                              #39
                                                                              the 30lb kwanza watermelon will take the pain away
                                                                              Ever notice that pretty much everything added to the Constitution after the original was a mistake.

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                                                                              • Ice
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                                • 26053

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by angeleyes


                                                                                Back off Tofu, you had your chance, she's my snuggle bunny for the night..........SEE TITLE.

                                                                                On a serious note Tala, I sent you a homemade xmas gift, did you get it yet?
                                                                                BWAAAHAHAHAHAH sucks to be you Tofu....
                                                                                icq 1904905

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