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  • tootie
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    • Jun 2003
    • 6041

    #51
    "If I can't turn you gay, then you already are!"


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    • tootie
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      • Jun 2003
      • 6041

      #52
      "Hey, straighboy! Just close your eyes and call me Sally."


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      • tootie
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        • Jun 2003
        • 6041

        #53
        "Hey, girl, every time you suck his dick you're licking my ass!"


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        • TheGoldenChild
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          • May 2002
          • 6940

          #54
          "Don't Leave This BEHIND"

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          • tootie
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            • Jun 2003
            • 6041

            #55
            "There once was a straight boy named Ray,
            Who was seeking a really good lay.
            He met a cute boy,
            And played with his toy,
            And he said now I am happy and gay!"

            "I did the cowboy in The Village People."


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            • PrivateEye
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              • Mar 2003
              • 1784

              #56
              We printed one a long time ago....

              Looked like a coke t-shit....

              Said.....Enjoy Cock and Have a Cock and a Smile
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              • allamerican2003
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                • Mar 2003
                • 675

                #57
                "Deliveries Accepted In Rear"

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                • KRL
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 31429

                  #58
                  Originally posted by Tala
                  "Parking in Rear."
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                  • KRL
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                    • Oct 2002
                    • 31429

                    #59
                    Originally posted by Materialist
                    Straight as a Rainbow
                    Wow!
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                    • KRL
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                      • Oct 2002
                      • 31429

                      #60
                      Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
                      Clay Aikens is HOT!
                      I knew that was coming
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                      • johnbosh
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                        • Aug 2002
                        • 8965

                        #61
                        hahaah

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                        • KRL
                          Entrepreneur
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 31429

                          #62
                          Originally posted by tootie
                          "There once was a straight boy named Ray,
                          Who was seeking a really good lay.
                          He met a cute boy,
                          And played with his toy,
                          And he said now I am happy and gay!"

                          "I did the cowboy in The Village People."


                          I did the cowboy
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                          • ImPimpin
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 273

                            #63
                            "Paypal me $5 for a blow job"

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                            • stocktrader23
                              Let's do some business.
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 18781

                              #64
                              "Let's go shopping!"


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                              "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                              • Tala
                                Fucked if I know
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 23368

                                #65
                                Originally posted by stocktrader23
                                "Let's go shopping!"

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                                • Jedimaster
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                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 2120

                                  #66
                                  I'm a 2 input guy

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                                  • NoCarrier
                                    We need more free porn
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 16356

                                    #67
                                    Front :

                                    "This T-Shirt is gay"

                                    Back

                                    "So Am I"

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                                    • KRL
                                      Entrepreneur
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 31429

                                      #68
                                      My favorites so far:

                                      "OMG Let's decorate" (Chowda)

                                      "I like hot dogs, popsicles, pickles, bananas and... are you seeing a trend here?" (Tootie)

                                      "It only hurts the first time" (tala)


                                      "This shirt is almost as gay as I am."


                                      "Tropical Fruit"


                                      "GAYBAIT"


                                      "Yes I'm gay. You may run in fear and loathing now."


                                      If sex is a pain in the ass, roll over (Tala)


                                      The only thing left in MY closet is this shirt! (Tootie)


                                      Got Dick? (DrinkingHard)


                                      Property of Twinks Inc. Do Not Remove (Tala)


                                      front: B.O.C.
                                      back: BALLS ON CHIN (GornyGuy)


                                      "Me Tarzan, You Tarzan" (jamdin)

                                      "Man Lover - And Proud of it!"

                                      "I give Bears free hugs!"

                                      "Jack be nimble but he's not that quick"

                                      "Men were made to sixty-nine"


                                      "It's raining men and I'm a bucket!" (tootie)


                                      "Parking in Rear." (tala)

                                      "First-Class Overnight Male"

                                      "I ran out of closets."


                                      "I left the back door open for you." (tootie)

                                      "No lionesses allowed! My pride is all lions."

                                      "It's good to be the queen." (tootie)

                                      "I am a man and I am queen of my castle."


                                      Straight as a Rainbow (materialist)


                                      "I did the cowboy in The Village People." (tootie)

                                      "This T-Shirt is gay" (no carrier)

                                      Back

                                      "So Am I"
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                                      • ImPimpin
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 273

                                        #69
                                        "I fucked your dad"

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                                        • chodadog
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                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 9736

                                          #70
                                          I was fucked in the ass and all i got was <strike>this t-shirt</strike> AIDS.
                                          26 + 6 = 1

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                                          • ImPimpin
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 273

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by chodadog
                                            I was fucked in the ass and all i got was <strike>this t-shirt</strike> AIDS.
                                            haha

                                            "I fucked some guy in the ass and gave him aids" - for the gay guys partner

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                                            • Naughty
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                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 6482

                                              #72
                                              I suck ... D
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                                              • stocktrader23
                                                Let's do some business.
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 18781

                                                #73
                                                Stuff it


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                                                "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                                                • ImPimpin
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 273

                                                  #74


                                                  or

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                                                  • Tala
                                                    Fucked if I know
                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 23368

                                                    #75
                                                    Okay, now I'm a gonna ask it: Why do you need all these? Is there something you wanna tell us, KRL? Hmmmm?

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                                                    • ImPimpin
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 273

                                                      #76


                                                      and the back

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                                                      • KRL
                                                        Entrepreneur
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 31429

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by Tala
                                                        Okay, now I'm a gonna ask it: Why do you need all these? Is there something you wanna tell us, KRL? Hmmmm?
                                                        Shirt concepts for Men.com's online store I'm putting together.
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                                                        • Tala
                                                          Fucked if I know
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 23368

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by KRL


                                                          Shirt concepts for Men.com's online store I'm putting together.
                                                          Ah HA!

                                                          gotcha. I'm going to email you around the first week of January. Be afraid.

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                                                          • KRL
                                                            Entrepreneur
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 31429

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by Tala
                                                            Ah HA!

                                                            gotcha. I'm going to email you around the first week of January. Be afraid.
                                                            I'm very impressed by your mind and creativity from what I've seen so far Tala.

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                                                            • mardigras
                                                              Bon temps!
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 14194

                                                              #80
                                                              Queer eye for the straight guys

                                                              Queer?
                                                              I?
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                                                              Spit Swallow
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                                                              Last time I was in pussy
                                                              (below would be a "birth certificate", customized with wearer's D.O.B.)

                                                              Not tonight dear, I've got a hemorrhoid

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                                                              I never suck and tell
                                                              ...unless requested
                                                              .

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                                                              • q00p
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                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                • 322

                                                                #81
                                                                I'm Not Gay but My Gerbil is.

                                                                Touched By A Priest

                                                                I Can't Even Think Straight !

                                                                If You Fuck Them, They Will Come.

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                                                                • DrGuile
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                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 2025

                                                                  #82
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                                                                  • Raf1
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                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 12117

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by tootie
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                                                                    • MetaMan
                                                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                      • 28682

                                                                      #84
                                                                      " i got fucked in the ass and all i got was this lousy tshirt "

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                                                                      • Kicker
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                                                                        • Apr 2002
                                                                        • 7040

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by tootie
                                                                        How about (in really small letters near the bottom):

                                                                        "If you can read this, you're gay! (Wanna go out sometime?)"
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                                                                        • Fletch XXX
                                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 60840

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by KRL
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                                                                          • jigg
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                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                            • 2527

                                                                            #87
                                                                            I've had only a few pussies in my life, and it was my cats.

                                                                            Cock fighter

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                                                                            ......
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                                                                            ......

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                                                                            • jigg
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                              • 2527

                                                                              #88
                                                                              or

                                                                              I've had only a few pussies in my life and they were all siamese
                                                                              ......
                                                                              eight,eight,two,eight,eight,four,two
                                                                              ......

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                                                                              • LauraLee
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                                • 3821

                                                                                #89
                                                                                "suck the dick up till you hiccup"

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                                                                                • Odin88
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                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                  • 3267

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  On the back: "I am gay, and I bet you can't kick my ass, pussy!"

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                                                                                  • Fletch XXX
                                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                                    • 60840

                                                                                    #91


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                                                                                    • Houdini
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                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                      • 1651

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      I fucked Ricky Martin!

                                                                                      Show your cock!
                                                                                      Last edited by Houdini; 12-23-2003, 12:40 PM.

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                                                                                      • tootie
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                                                        • 6041

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        The only time I swing both ways is on the playground!

                                                                                        My girlfriend's name is Frank.


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                                                                                        • jigg
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                          • 2527

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          m2m

                                                                                          m4m

                                                                                          Man hunter

                                                                                          The butch queen

                                                                                          I've been around the circuit

                                                                                          I can't turn my gaydar off
                                                                                          Last edited by jigg; 12-23-2003, 12:47 PM.
                                                                                          ......
                                                                                          eight,eight,two,eight,eight,four,two
                                                                                          ......

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                                                                                          • com
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                                                                                            #95



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                                                                                            • Houdini
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                              • 1651

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              I Fucked Liza

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                                                                                              • jigg
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                                                • 2527

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Flame Queer
                                                                                                Flame Queen

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                                                                                                Too butch

                                                                                                Allergic to pussies

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                                                                                                ......
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                                                                                                ......

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                                                                                                • MetaMan
                                                                                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                  • 28682

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  " stop! or ill ass fuck you! "
                                                                                                  " fuck me in the goat ass "

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                                                                                                  • Mr. Jim
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                                    • 4372

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    "one eye for the gay guy"



                                                                                                    My Mom and dad dropped me off at Neverland Ranch and all I got was this t-shirt ....oh and fondled by wacko jacko fudge packo

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                                                                                                    • Mr. Jim
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                      • 4372

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                                                                                                      IT

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