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  • Buff
    GFY Assassin
    • May 2003
    • 2993
    #1

    I Love My Woman!

    Man. I love her. She cooks for me without asking, cleans up for me, won't even let me help do any chores. I have to muscle her out of the way to do anything, even take out the trash. All she wants to do is make me happy -- I don't know what I did to deserve this, and it kind of makes me feel guilty.

    And since I'm feeling guilty, it strikes me that I have found just about the perfect Christmas gift for my girlfriend, Crystal. I heard a radio ad for some company that lets you name stars after loved ones. First, it's so goddamn romantic (My angel girl's in heaven, where she belongs). And second, even if I buy her a crappy star, one that explodes in a supernova next week or collapses into a black hole in a month or so, it'll be like 12.4 million years before she knows it's broken. How sweet is that?
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    • JamesK
      hi
      • Jun 2002
      • 16731
      #2
      fuck the universe.
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        • jimthefiend
          So Fucking Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 18889
          #3
          Originally posted by Buff
          Man. I love my wife Cindy. She cooks for me without asking, cleans up for me, won't even let me help do any chores. I have to muscle her out of the way to do anything, even take out the trash. All she wants to do is make me happy -- I don't know what I did to deserve this, and it kind of makes me feel guilty.

          And since I'm feeling guilty, it strikes me that I have found just about the perfect Christmas gift for my girlfriend, Crystal. I heard a radio ad for some company that lets you name stars after loved ones. First, it's so goddamn romantic (My angel girl's in heaven, where she belongs). And second, even if I buy her a crappy star, one that explodes in a supernova next week or collapses into a black hole in a month or so, it'll be like 12.4 million years before she knows it's broken. How sweet is that?

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            • Buff
              GFY Assassin
              • May 2003
              • 2993
              #4
              Originally posted by Wildcard
              fuck the universe.
              You don't like my romantic idea?

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                • NBDesign
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 5814
                  #5
                  I love her too and, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but , she loves me too... There... it's out. Sorry it had to be like this.. but we will be running away together right after the holidays...

                  I am so sorry for your loss.

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                    • NoCarrier
                      We need more free porn
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 16356
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Buff
                      Man. I love her. She cooks for me without asking, cleans up for me, won't even let me help do any chores. I have to muscle her out of the way to do anything, even take out the trash. All she wants to do is make me happy -- I don't know what I did to deserve this, and it kind of makes me feel guilty.

                      And since I'm feeling guilty, it strikes me that I have found just about the perfect Christmas gift for my girlfriend, Crystal. I heard a radio ad for some company that lets you name stars after loved ones. First, it's so goddamn romantic (My angel girl's in heaven, where she belongs). And second, even if I buy her a crappy star, one that explodes in a supernova next week or collapses into a black hole in a month or so, it'll be like 12.4 million years before she knows it's broken. How sweet is that?
                      2 possibilities :

                      1) Your RealDoll is broken and needs to be repaired

                      2) You need some therapy.

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                        • Buff
                          GFY Assassin
                          • May 2003
                          • 2993
                          #7
                          Originally posted by NBDesign
                          I love her too and, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but , she loves me too... There... it's out. Sorry it had to be like this.. but we will be running away together right after the holidays...

                          I am so sorry for your loss.
                          She told me that I might not be driving NBDesign's car or living in NBDesign's house, but I damn sure have been fucking NBDesign's pussy!

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                            • Head
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 8278
                              #8
                              Hhhhhmmmm

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                                • NinjaSteve
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 11089
                                  #9
                                  That's a nice thought, but is it all legal? I mean if you pick a star and name it after your girl then some other company sells the naming rights of that same start, that wouldn't be very fun.
                                  ...

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                                    • Buff
                                      GFY Assassin
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 2993
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by NoCarrier


                                      2 possibilities :

                                      1) Your RealDoll is broken and needs to be repaired

                                      2) You need some therapy.
                                      I like realism in my Reak Doll -- if it gets a cut or scratch or scar or amputated limb, I'll have to learn to live with it if we are to grow as a couple.

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                                        • NBDesign
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 5814
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Buff


                                          She told me that I might not be driving NBDesign's car or living in NBDesign's house, but I damn sure have been fucking NBDesign's pussy!

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                                            • loverboy
                                              When it rains, it pours
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 20609
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by NoCarrier


                                              2 possibilities :

                                              1) Your RealDoll is broken and needs to be repaired

                                              2) You need some therapy.

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                                                • Buff
                                                  GFY Assassin
                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 2993
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by NBDesign

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                                                    • Raf1
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 12117
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by NoCarrier


                                                      2 possibilities :

                                                      1) Your RealDoll is broken and needs to be repaired

                                                      2) You need some therapy.
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                                                        • NBDesign
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 5814
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Buff


                                                          Damn... she is cute... how did you end up with a woman like that?

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                                                            • JamesK
                                                              hi
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 16731
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Buff


                                                              nice chick.
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                                                                • Yngwie
                                                                  I am an Alien from space
                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                  • 11118
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by NinjaSteve
                                                                  That's a nice thought, but is it all legal? I mean if you pick a star and name it after your girl then some other company sells the naming rights of that same start, that wouldn't be very fun.
                                                                  I had gotten a star named after an ex of mine.. ya, she's an ex so it was a waste of money but you get all the documentation and stuff to prove that you own it.. Wonder if I could have it renamed when I get another girlfriend.. After all, it's my goddamn star lol

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                                                                    • theharvman
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                      • 1366
                                                                      #18
                                                                      She is a cutie!
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                                                                        • tootie
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                          • 6041
                                                                          #19


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                                                                            • iFliPcEss
                                                                              Registered User
                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                              • 3087
                                                                              #20
                                                                              try to think other romantic stuff... stuff that is pretty near to reality....

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                                                                                • jimthefiend
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 18889
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  quote:
                                                                                  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                                                  Originally posted by Buff
                                                                                  Man. I love my wife Cindy. She cooks for me without asking, cleans up for me, won't even let me help do any chores. I have to muscle her out of the way to do anything, even take out the trash. All she wants to do is make me happy -- I don't know what I did to deserve this, and it kind of makes me feel guilty.

                                                                                  And since I'm feeling guilty, it strikes me that I have found just about the perfect Christmas gift for my girlfriend, Crystal. I heard a radio ad for some company that lets you name stars after loved ones. First, it's so goddamn romantic (My angel girl's in heaven, where she belongs). And second, even if I buy her a crappy star, one that explodes in a supernova next week or collapses into a black hole in a month or so, it'll be like 12.4 million years before she knows it's broken. How sweet is that?
                                                                                  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------


                                                                                  is nobody gonna catch this?

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                                                                                    • jimthefiend
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 18889
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      and fyi buff, i bought one for my daughter and its a great idea

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                                                                                        • tootie
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                          • 6041
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                                          quote:
                                                                                          --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                                                          Originally posted by Buff
                                                                                          Man. I love my wife Cindy. She cooks for me without asking, cleans up for me, won't even let me help do any chores. I have to muscle her out of the way to do anything, even take out the trash. All she wants to do is make me happy -- I don't know what I did to deserve this, and it kind of makes me feel guilty.

                                                                                          And since I'm feeling guilty, it strikes me that I have found just about the perfect Christmas gift for my girlfriend, Crystal. I heard a radio ad for some company that lets you name stars after loved ones. First, it's so goddamn romantic (My angel girl's in heaven, where she belongs). And second, even if I buy her a crappy star, one that explodes in a supernova next week or collapses into a black hole in a month or so, it'll be like 12.4 million years before she knows it's broken. How sweet is that?
                                                                                          --------------------------------------------------------------------------------


                                                                                          is nobody gonna catch this?
                                                                                          I saw it. That's sweet, too

                                                                                          But it still says Crystal in the second paragraph.


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                                                                                            • HarlotCash Dyker
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                              • 1828
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              So Cindy gets NBDesign and Buff gets Crystal -

                                                                                              Nothin' wrong in that

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                                                                                                • jimthefiend
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                  • 18889
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by tootie


                                                                                                  I saw it. That's sweet, too

                                                                                                  But it still says Crystal in the second paragraph.



                                                                                                  thats the joke tootie lol




                                                                                                  hey i icqed you btw

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                                                                                                    • Buff
                                                                                                      GFY Assassin
                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                      • 2993
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by NBDesign
                                                                                                      Damn... she is cute... how did you end up with a woman like that?
                                                                                                      Pheromone sprays ;)

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                                                                                                        • Buff
                                                                                                          GFY Assassin
                                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                                          • 2993
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by theharvman
                                                                                                          She is a cutie!

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                                                                                                            • NBDesign
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                                              • 5814
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Buff


                                                                                                              Pheromone sprays ;)

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                                                                                                                • MetaMan
                                                                                                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                  • 28682
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  u look almost exactly like a teacher i had in jr.high, its very very disturbing.

                                                                                                                  know anyone with the name mike bolder in calgary?

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                                                                                                                    • Buff
                                                                                                                      GFY Assassin
                                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                                      • 2993
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                                      u look almost exactly like a teacher i had in jr.high, its very very disturbing.

                                                                                                                      know anyone with the name mike bolder in calgary?
                                                                                                                      No, but if you had done your fucking homework, you wouldn't have had to stay after school!

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                                                                                                                        • Raf1
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                          • 12117
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Buff
                                                                                                                          Nice
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                                                                                                                            • TheEnforcer
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                                                              • 2855
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by NBDesign
                                                                                                                              Damn... she is cute... how did you end up with a woman like that?
                                                                                                                              Ever see the movie Can't Buy Me Love? Except I doubt this girl fell for him like in the movie!!
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                                                                                                                                • dimonka
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                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 477
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  That happens... you're lucky.

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                                                                                                                                    • tootie
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 6041
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by jimthefiend





                                                                                                                                      thats the joke tootie lol




                                                                                                                                      hey i icqed you btw
                                                                                                                                      I'll bet that was you that ICQed me just as I was restarting my computer because I didn't get it. Send it again?


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                                                                                                                                        • Buff
                                                                                                                                          GFY Assassin
                                                                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 2993
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by TheEnforcer


                                                                                                                                          Ever see the movie Can't Buy Me Love? Except I doubt this girl fell for him like in the movie!!
                                                                                                                                          She fell for me because she likes rubbing my bald spot.

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                                                                                                                                            • TheLegacy
                                                                                                                                              SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 18192
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              way to go buff - and congrads on finding someone who knows how to keep a man.

                                                                                                                                              I do understand how you feel, also have a wonderful woman myself - I do not need anything for christmas outside of being with her.
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                                                                                                                                                • Ic3m4nZ
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 6285
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Buff
                                                                                                                                                  Nice

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                                                                                                                                                    • Ross
                                                                                                                                                      Ik ben een aap
                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 18874
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Thats nice Buff.

                                                                                                                                                      I love my girl too.

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                                                                                                                                                          • 32189
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by NinjaSteve
                                                                                                                                                          That's a nice thought, but is it all legal? I mean if you pick a star and name it after your girl then some other company sells the naming rights of that same start, that wouldn't be very fun.
                                                                                                                                                          Don't they have to get a special license to be able to add to the Registry? Either way, naming stars like this is better than current method of using just numbers and constellations/galaxy quadrants.

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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Buff


                                                                                                                                                              Is she Latin American? Costa Rican, maybe? Muy muy bien! Caliente!

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                                                                                                                                                                • Buff
                                                                                                                                                                  GFY Assassin
                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 2993
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by $5 submissions


                                                                                                                                                                  Is she Latin American? Costa Rican, maybe? Muy muy bien! Caliente!
                                                                                                                                                                  Spanish and French.

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