I have to act like I am gay for one day - help me !

**TiGrrPrr** · 12-23-2003, 04:12 AM

Puttin one up the bum might do it.

Compliment her purse or her shoes.

**Jedimaster** · 12-23-2003, 04:17 AM

ummm,,,why?

**Libertine** · 12-23-2003, 04:18 AM

There is no "acting gay". Not all gay guys act the same, and most certainly not all of them act feminine. So, just be yourself, but instead of talking about hot women, talk about men

**Jedimaster** · 12-23-2003, 04:22 AM

Just tell her about the 100's of men you have slept with

**DeadFidel** · 12-23-2003, 04:23 AM

Just watch Christopher Lloyd and do as he does.

**pornanza** · 12-23-2003, 05:37 AM

don't listen to them, this is your time to camp it up!

have some fun with it, mince around, be as camp as you can, dress well, and walk around like you have something stuck up your arse.

play the stereotypical gay guy

ryan

**johnbosh** · 12-23-2003, 05:42 AM

Originally posted by pornanza
don't listen to them, this is your time to camp it up!

have some fun with it, mince around, be as camp as you can, dress well, and walk around like you have something stuck up your arse.

play the stereotypical gay guy

ryan

haha:D

**Head** · 12-23-2003, 05:50 AM

Originally posted by Jedimaster
ummm,,,why?

Ha why?

Dress well a were jewelry

**ImPimpin** · 12-23-2003, 05:55 AM

hang out at http://www.gayspankbank.com signup to his first huge cock and gay hitch hiker.....

wear one of the gay t-shirts in this thread
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=212193

**TheLegacy** · 12-23-2003, 06:03 AM

If you have to pretend to be someone else - then shes not worth meeting. Being gay has nothing to do with what you wear, talk or act like - simply to a girl, you being gay means that your going to be a friend and not try and get into her pants.

Unless you can be totally revolted by thinking of having sex with a girl - shes going to tell that your not gay - so dont even pretend. You will only offend her / embarass yourself and any real decent gay males who are around you that you have just made fun of.

**CamChicks** · 12-23-2003, 06:07 AM

just shave (or draw) a mustache exactly like this:

cheap and simple. clearly gay, but not cliche enough to raise suspicion.

**slapass** · 12-23-2003, 06:18 AM

I don't have the clothes or style to be gay. Get a nice pair of shoes. It is all about shoes if you are gay.

**KraZ** · 12-23-2003, 06:53 AM

Originally posted by slapass
I don't have the clothes or style to be gay. Get a nice pair of shoes. It is all about shoes if you are gay.

Bingo! We have a winner!

**JamesK** · 12-23-2003, 07:14 AM

Originally posted by CamChicks
just shave (or draw) a mustache exactly like this:

cheap and simple. clearly gay, but not cliche enough to raise suspicion.

**fyrflygrl** · 12-23-2003, 07:20 AM

Hee, hee.. my suggestions for looking/acting gay:

1) Pull some time in front of the boob tube watching 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy'.

2) Twist your hips when you walk.

3) Do that crazy thing where your elbows look like they're attached to your sides, but your forearms flail... a LOT.

4) Wear one item of clothing that's plaid, and an additional item that's striped.... and dude that mentioned shoes was right...wear really nice shoes.

5) For God's sake do NOT wear white socks and dark shoes... gay guys (and smart guys) wouldn't be caught dead doing that!!

Fyrflygrl

**polish_aristocrat** · 12-23-2003, 07:24 AM

Originally posted by fyrflygrl

3) Do that crazy thing where your elbows look like they're attached to your sides, but your forearms flail... a LOT.

haha, that's the best advice so far, thanks

**DeadFidel** · 12-23-2003, 07:28 AM

Troubles me that too many of us seem to know a little too much about acting gay

**fyrflygrl** · 12-23-2003, 07:29 AM

Fyrflygrl

I have to act like I am gay for one day - help me !

I have to act like I am gay for one day - help me !

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