skunks FUCKING SUCK!

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  • RedShoe
    赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
    • Feb 2001
    • 14831

    #1

    skunks FUCKING SUCK!

    Some fucked up skunk just hit our house. WHAT THE FUCK!!! We live in the valley, where the fuck did a skunk come from? How did it end up 5 miles from any hills? and why so deep into the most rural part part of the valley, and more importantly why our fucking house???

    I heard a tiny crash outside, and assumed it was cats roaming around knocking a beer can out of a trash bin.

    5 minutes later our house smelled like a fucking skunk died in the living room. The smell is fuckin' killing us. Does anyone know how to get skunk smell out of a house?? Maybe some of the inbreds from georgia maybe? What do you southern hicks do when a skunk wnaders in from the woods? how do I get rid of the smell?

    I still think that fucker is out there.

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  • GonePhishing
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 2474

    #2
    Tomato juice gets the smell out of skin if you have been skunked. If you are trying to absorb smell a couple dishes of vinegar would help, but not a lot.
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    • TDF
      Triple OG nigga on GFY
      • Mar 2002
      • 27296

      #3
      drunk as a skunk?
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      • Trax
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        • Aug 2001
        • 14486

        #4
        haha
        awesome story

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        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
          WW4L
          • Oct 2002
          • 10581

          #5
          your fucked as far as the smell..especially if you don't know exactly where it sprayed.. that smell takes forever to get out.

          I used to have a dog in PA while growingup.. that bastard loved to investigate porcupines and skunks. We of course would wash him in tomatoe juice (what a fucking mess)..but the smell would still be there.

          Call some kind of professional house cleaners for advice.. you are gonna need it...good luck

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          • wtfent
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 3790

            #6
            skunks do suck. I once got surrounded by skunks while I was on acid, According to my freinds I freaked out and started to cry. not a fun experience.
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            • GonePhishing
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2003
              • 2474

              #7
              http://skunkbuster.hypermart.net/?hop=ccbos

              They claim you make something with home products that works. However, they want money for the recipie. Check it out
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              • wtfent
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2003
                • 3790

                #8
                lol
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                • fsfaz
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                  • Apr 2003
                  • 747

                  #9
                  Your fucked. Move to the westside.

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                  • RedShoe
                    赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 14831

                    #10
                    it happened like 3 hours ago and it still stinks like a fucking skunk died in the next room. I've looked all over but I can't find the source of the smell or the skunk.

                    The out side security light keeps coming on, so I know that fucker is still out there.

                    what is the fucking purpose of a skunk anyway? kill 'em all!!

                    But on a lighter note, I think a roach is pregnant, she is acting very twitchy...

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                    • shermo

                      #11
                      I've been lucky enough to have never come across a skunk. I'm sorry to hear about your misfortune!

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