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  • KRL
    Entrepreneur
    • Oct 2002
    • 31429

    #1

    What's a funny line for a Gay Men's t-shirt?

    Need some ideas.
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  • tootie
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    • Jun 2003
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    #2
    Originally posted by KRL
    Need some ideas.
    How about "The only thing left in MY closet is this shirt!"


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    • KRL
      Entrepreneur
      • Oct 2002
      • 31429

      #3
      Originally posted by tootie


      How about "The only thing left in MY closet is this shirt!"
      Hey that's pretty clever. Nice!!!
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      • tootie
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        • Jun 2003
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        #4
        Originally posted by KRL


        Hey that's pretty clever. Nice!!!
        Thanks. I'm usually not quite so witty, but I'm in a good mood tonight.


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        • Tala
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          • Dec 2002
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          #5
          "If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Roll Over."

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          • GTS Mark
            Vrume Mark
            • Jan 2001
            • 20912

            #6
            "Got Dick?"

            DH

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            • KRL
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              • Oct 2002
              • 31429

              #7
              Originally posted by Tala
              "If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Roll Over."


              That's a riot Tala!!!!
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              • KRL
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                • Oct 2002
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                #8
                Originally posted by DrinkingHard
                "Got Dick?"

                DH
                OMG That's a catchy one!
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                • stevecore
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                  #9

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                  • Tala
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                    • Dec 2002
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by stevecore

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                    • tootie
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                      • Jun 2003
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                      #11
                      How about (in really small letters near the bottom):

                      "If you can read this, you're gay! (Wanna go out sometime?)"


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                      • Tala
                        Fucked if I know
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 23368

                        #12
                        Originally posted by KRL




                        That's a riot Tala!!!!
                        Thank you, thank you. Next consultation is free when you buy two more.

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                        • Tala
                          Fucked if I know
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 23368

                          #13
                          Originally posted by tootie
                          How about (in really small letters near the bottom):

                          "If you can read this, you're gay! (Wanna go out sometime?)"
                          Or maybe even (still in small letters near the bottom) "Property of Twinks Inc. Do Not Remove."

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                          • KRL
                            Entrepreneur
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 31429

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Tala
                            Thank you, thank you. Next consultation is free when you buy two more.


                            Don't worry, I'm writing down the name of the creators here and I'm very generous.
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                            • KRL
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                              • Oct 2002
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Tala
                              Or maybe even (still in small letters near the bottom) "Property of Twinks Inc. Do Not Remove."
                              You're very creative indeed Tal!
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                              • gornyhuy
                                Chafed.
                                • May 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by stevecore



                                Fucking hilarious.



                                How about these:
                                -May I push in your stool?
                                -The anal rapist took my dreams and rectum.
                                -BOTTOM
                                -TOP
                                -BUTCH
                                -All I need is the common decency of a reach-around
                                -My dad fucked my ass on a daily basis and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
                                -(front)How do you know your roomate is gay?
                                (back)His dick tastes like shit.

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                                • buddyjuf

                                  #17
                                  "I'm gay and can't wait to fuck you up the ass"

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                                  • KRL
                                    Entrepreneur
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 31429

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by gornyhuy





                                    Fucking hilarious.



                                    How about these:
                                    -May I push in your stool?
                                    -The anal rapist took my dreams and rectum.
                                    -BOTTOM
                                    -TOP
                                    -BUTCH
                                    -All I need is the common decency of a reach-around
                                    -My dad fucked my ass on a daily basis and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
                                    -(front)How do you know your roomate is gay?
                                    (back)His dick tastes like shit.
                                    Is that a real shirt or photoshopped?
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                                    • gornyhuy
                                      Chafed.
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 18041

                                      #19
                                      looks very photoshopped to me!

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                                      • Paul Markham
                                        Too old to care
                                        • Jun 2001
                                        • 52942

                                        #20
                                        Is that your $5 bill on the floor?

                                        Sorry it's early and that's the best I can do.



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                                        • KRL
                                          Entrepreneur
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 31429

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by gornyhuy


                                          -My dad fucked my ass on a daily basis and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
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                                          • chowda
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                                            #22
                                            "OMG Let's decorate"
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                                            • gornyhuy
                                              Chafed.
                                              • May 2002
                                              • 18041

                                              #23
                                              How 'bout

                                              front: B.O.C.
                                              back: BALLS ON CHIN

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                                              • buddyjuf

                                                #24
                                                "You say you're straight, but let's see what a few beers does to you"

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                                                • buddyjuf

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by chowda
                                                  "OMG Let's decorate"

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                                                  • buddyjuf

                                                    #26
                                                    "I love da cock"

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                                                    • Holly
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                                                      • Jun 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Don't forget "A Hard Man is Good To Find"

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                                                      • tootie
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • KRL
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                                                          • Oct 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          Wow, the creativity is flowing magnificently!!
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                                                          • Tala
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                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                            • 23368

                                                            #30
                                                            "It only hurts the first time"


                                                            "YES. I'M GAY."


                                                            "This shirt is almost as gay as I am."


                                                            "Tropical Fruit"


                                                            "GAYBAIT"


                                                            "Yes I'm gay. You may run in fear and loathing now."


                                                            "Well just paint me gay!"

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                                                            • tootie
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                                                              • Jun 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              "Support Our Troops" in big letters, then in smaller letters underneath:

                                                              "They just look so darned cute in those uniforms!"


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                                                              • Jamdin
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                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 3560

                                                                #32
                                                                "Man Lover - And Proud of it!"

                                                                "I open the door to my closet! Why don't you!"

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                                                                "I give Bears free hugs!"

                                                                "Me Tarzan, You Tarzan"

                                                                "You're my co-pilot"

                                                                "I drive the Hershey Highway nightly"

                                                                "Kiss Me, I'm Gay"

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                                                                "I'm a pole-cat"

                                                                "FAG: Fabulous and Gay"

                                                                "Queer Folk"

                                                                "Bury your bone in my rear"

                                                                "I spew in back doors"

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                                                                • Tala
                                                                  Fucked if I know
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 23368

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Itty bitty lettering at the bottom hem of the shirt: "While you're down there..."

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                                                                  • gornyhuy
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                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                    • 18041

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by KRL
                                                                    Wow, the creativity is flowing magnificently!!
                                                                    Have fun fellers, I'm going to bed.
                                                                    Let us know what you come up with KRL...

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                                                                    • Tala
                                                                      Fucked if I know
                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 23368

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by tootie
                                                                      "Support Our Troops" in big letters, then in smaller letters underneath:

                                                                      "They just look so darned cute in those uniforms!"

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                                                                      • tootie
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        "It's raining men and I'm a bucket!"


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                                                                        • Spunky
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                                                                          • 133978

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Rectum Breath

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                                                                          • Tala
                                                                            Fucked if I know
                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                            • 23368

                                                                            #38
                                                                            "Parking in Rear."

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                                                                            • EZRhino
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Creativity is a flowin

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                                                                              • Tala
                                                                                Fucked if I know
                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                • 23368

                                                                                #40
                                                                                "First-Class Overnight Male"


                                                                                "I ran out of closets."

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                                                                                • chowda
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  She does like anal, but i sure do!
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                                                                                  • Katlicious72
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    LOL @ all o fthe answers
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                                                                                    • tootie
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      "I left the back door open for you."

                                                                                      "No lionesses allowed! My pride is all lions."

                                                                                      "Hey, lady! My boyfriend can beat up your boyfriend (and he's cuter, too!)"

                                                                                      "When in doubt, ask me out."

                                                                                      "Single and looking. Studs only need apply."

                                                                                      "Hey, Mr. Fireman! If I set my house on fire will you come over and squirt me with your hose?"


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                                                                                      • tootie
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        "It's good to be the queen."

                                                                                        "I am a man and I am queen of my castle."

                                                                                        "I'm the Queen of Clubs. Wanna go dancing?"


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                                                                                          • Materialist
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Straight as a Rainbow

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                                                                                            • xxxdesign-net
                                                                                              My hips don't lie
                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                              • 10129

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Clay Aikens is HOT!

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                                                                                              • chowda
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Hi my name is juicylinks
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                                                                                                • AWC
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Queer ---|>

                                                                                                  <|--- Queer

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                                                                                                    #50
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