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  • alias
    aliasx
    • Apr 2001
    • 19010

    #51
    pop it, take a pic [for jim the tit beggar] & throw it out
    https://porncorporation.com

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    • sickkittens
      I am a meat popsicle.
      • Jul 2002
      • 25100

      #52
      I'd also setup a lemonade stand ...

      "suck on/touch pornstar Houston's Boob for $1"

      HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!

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      • TheGoldenChild
        Confirmed User
        • May 2002
        • 6940

        #53
        Dravyk i coined her the Mrs Potato head of Porn-
        But I really like her new moniker-

        The Pyllis Diller of Fellatio

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        • MattO
          The O is for Oohhh
          • Feb 2003
          • 10861

          #54
          I have several ideas:

          1. Set up a stand on the corner and charge $1.00 to look at it, $5.00 to touch it.

          2. Replace the contents of an old lava lamp with the boob and enjoy the show.

          3. Bean bag chair for my pet rats.

          4. Since my '65 Galaxie doesn't have an air bag, I would strap it to the center of my steering wheel in leu of one.

          5. Affix it to a gold necklace and start a new trend.

          6. Place upon a candlelit altar and pray to it daily.

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          • jimthefiend
            So Fucking Banned
            • Oct 2003
            • 18889

            #55
            Originally posted by Dravyk

            Damn, boy, you're just waaaay too desperate!

            i want the titty

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            • Dravyk
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2001
              • 1202

              #56
              Originally posted by kBizzle
              Dravyk i coined her the Mrs Potato head of Porn-
              But I really like her new moniker-

              The Pyllis Diller of Fellatio
              LOL, KB! I was just thinking if they want something that was inside Houston so much, I might put you up for auction.
              All Of 'Em

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              • Fu-Q
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2003
                • 1546

                #57
                Originally posted by alias
                pop it, take a pic [for jim the tit beggar] & throw it out
                AIM - X8U
                ICQ - 195301080

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                • TheGoldenChild
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2002
                  • 6940

                  #58
                  Originally posted by Dravyk
                  LOL, KB! I was just thinking if they want something that was inside Houston so much, I might put you up for auction.
                  I just fell off my chair laughing-

                  One can say that about a bunch of them though
                  :-))

                  I should send you an Aria G love doll for XMAS-
                  Just saw her other night at Aimee Sweet's and she still is as gorgeous as ever-

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                  • Wiseman
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 2990

                    #59
                    Originally posted by kBizzle


                    I just fell off my chair laughing-

                    One can say that about a bunch of them though
                    :-))

                    I should send you an Aria G love doll for XMAS-
                    Just saw her other night at Aimee Sweet's and she still is as gorgeous as ever-
                    unless she lost some of that frieght train ass she had in miami
                    She is no where near gorgeous!!!!
                    [*]E-mail: [email protected][*]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

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                    • Dravyk
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 1202

                      #60
                      LOL! KB, I knew you'd love that!!!

                      Mmmm, Aria.
                      All Of 'Em

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                      • TheGoldenChild
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2002
                        • 6940

                        #61
                        Aria got engaged however-

                        :-((

                        I am very happy for her....she is now part of rock royalty

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                        • KC
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 1995
                          • 2417

                          #62
                          I'd sell it on ebay and use the money to buy drinks for the Pornkings crew so I could hear about the Paris Hilton deal!

                          Jupiter Hosting, Inc.
                          Vice President, Business Development
                          kc (AT) jupiterhosting.com

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                          • candyflip
                            Carpe Visio
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 43074

                            #63
                            I'd setup and auction and deliver the proceeds to my charity of choice, which is and always will be...The Special Olympics.

                            Donation would be made in the name of all the member from GFY.

                            What could be better than a bunch of retards helping out some special kids

                            Spend you some brain.
                            Email Me

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                            • NBDesign
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 5814

                              #64
                              Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
                              Can I get $20 bucks intsead?

                              Use Lensman's program and get the most for your hard earned traffic.


                              Get Heidi for your site Here. Lots of sets to choose from.
                              She makes a great Addition to any site. Grab one Grab All.

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                              • TheGoldenChild
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2002
                                • 6940

                                #65
                                Originally posted by KC
                                I'd sell it on ebay and use the money to buy drinks for the Pornkings crew so I could hear about the Paris Hilton deal!
                                KC you are on-

                                Better yet- I'll buy the drinks-
                                I just like talking about Paris Hilton.

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                                • - Jesus Christ -
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 7197

                                  #66
                                  I would have it surgically inserted into my left asscheek.

                                  or

                                  the center of my chest.

                                  or

                                  my forehead.



                                  After a few years of fondling my own ass/chest/face I would have the implant removed. I would then use it to hold pens/pencils ECT.



                                  Becasue I have such a kind heart, and like to give back to my community. I would then play kick-implant with the local kids.




                                  ....OK ...oK; I'd really just wack off while squeezing it.

                                  Amen

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                                  • KC
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 1995
                                    • 2417

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by kBizzle


                                    KC you are on-

                                    Better yet- I'll buy the drinks-
                                    I just like talking about Paris Hilton.
                                    deal ;)

                                    Maybe I can help negotiate some Brad Shaw / kBizzle peace talks! I know it sounds ambitious.. but just maybe..

                                    Jupiter Hosting, Inc.
                                    Vice President, Business Development
                                    kc (AT) jupiterhosting.com

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                                    • Fu-Q
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 1546

                                      #68
                                      ummm..... - Jesus Christ -, could i get some more detail pics

                                      thanks
                                      AIM - X8U
                                      ICQ - 195301080

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                                      • TheGoldenChild
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 6940

                                        #69
                                        KC

                                        You most likely will need the aid of Menahem Begin, Anwar Sadat and Jimmy carter-

                                        And Jimmy is the only one alive :-))

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                                        • Shoehorn!
                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 22872

                                          #70
                                          I would wear it as a hat with a shirt that said "I am wearing a boob on my head". Then eat pizza.

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                                          • eldominik
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 454

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by RedShoe


                                            wanna bet? I made an entire site about cock roaches fucking.
                                            http://bootybone.com/madsex

                                            I Think I'd use it as a stress relief ball. I'd squeeze it all day.

                                            If I win it, I'll take it to all the conventions and let people feel it.

                                            Better yet, I'd auction it off to a woman with only one tit, and give the proceeds to a charity. I think PattyCake knows of a nice foundation to help children.
                                            The better question is: does these roaches are 18+

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                                            • Carol@Pixipay
                                              I have traffic for sale
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 1118

                                              #72
                                              I would wear it as a hat with a shirt that said "I am wearing a boob on my head". Then eat pizza.
                                              that is too damn funny

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                                              • sickkittens
                                                I am a meat popsicle.
                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 25100

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by MattO
                                                I have several ideas:

                                                1. Set up a stand on the corner and charge $1.00 to look at it, $5.00 to touch it.

                                                2. Replace the contents of an old lava lamp with the boob and enjoy the show.

                                                3. Bean bag chair for my pet rats.

                                                4. Since my '65 Galaxie doesn't have an air bag, I would strap it to the center of my steering wheel in leu of one.

                                                5. Affix it to a gold necklace and start a new trend.

                                                6. Place upon a candlelit altar and pray to it daily.
                                                Stop ripping me off!

                                                HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!

                                                THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

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                                                • teleblade69
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 1063

                                                  #74
                                                  Use it as "balls" protection during a hockey game

                                                  implant it to my girlfriend and making some content of with with the title "Houstons boobs"

                                                  Tb

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                                                  • Fu-Q
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 1546

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by teleblade69
                                                    Use it as "balls" protection during a hockey game

                                                    implant it to my girlfriend and making some content of with with the title "Houstons boobs"

                                                    Tb
                                                    you think that a implant is gonna protect your balls?! you are more trusting than me my friend
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                                                    ICQ - 195301080

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                                                    • Rictor
                                                      Old Timer
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 12208

                                                      #76
                                                      Now, the short-sighted person would sell it on Ebay, but I'd set up a booth at Adult Expo and charge $20 to "get your picture taken with a pornstar's boob."

                                                      Bling bling!

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                                                      • sinmaster
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                        • 376

                                                        #77
                                                        I'd put it in a nice velvet lined box and take everywhere and introduce everyone to my pet implant. Who knows maybe a trend like the pet rock would arise from it.

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                                                        • Fu-Q
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 1546

                                                          #78
                                                          bump before i go home for the night
                                                          AIM - X8U
                                                          ICQ - 195301080

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                                                          • gellpak
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 42

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                                                            I would wear it as a hat with a shirt that said "I am wearing a boob on my head". Then eat pizza.
                                                            He's got my vote.

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                                                            • SmutGiant
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 4896

                                                              #80
                                                              I would take a picture with it on my head, and knocking off that bunny with the pancake picture:

                                                              "I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a fat ass with a boob on his head"

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                                                              • JSA Matt
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Aug 2003
                                                                • 5464

                                                                #81
                                                                papa need a new hemeroid pillow!

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                                                                • media
                                                                  Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                  • 9853

                                                                  #82
                                                                  A Hemroid Doughnut..
                                                                  A chew toy for my dog?
                                                                  A tire stop for my cadillac?

                                                                  Send me the Boob carol.. I give you lovin..

                                                                  Media
                                                                  I'm here for the violence!

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                                                                  • media
                                                                    Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                                    • 9853

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by JSA Matt
                                                                    papa need a new hemeroid pillow!
                                                                    LOL!! We think alike I see..

                                                                    Media
                                                                    I'm here for the violence!

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                                                                    • sickkittens
                                                                      I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 25100

                                                                      #84
                                                                      It could be my new "mascot" and I'd promote my site the same way pets.com had the puppet....it would have a microphone and everything.



                                                                      ...and then I could watch my site fail.

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                                                                      THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

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                                                                      • RogerV
                                                                        Banned!
                                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                                        • 12591

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
                                                                        I'd use it to teach pilates to midgets...
                                                                        LMAO

                                                                        Thats funny cause I just bought one of those pilates balls for my back today.

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                                                                        • RogerV
                                                                          Banned!
                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 12591

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                                                          I would have it surgically inserted into my left asscheek.

                                                                          or

                                                                          the center of my chest.

                                                                          or

                                                                          my forehead.



                                                                          After a few years of fondling my own ass/chest/face I would have the implant removed. I would then use it to hold pens/pencils ECT.



                                                                          Becasue I have such a kind heart, and like to give back to my community. I would then play kick-implant with the local kids.




                                                                          ....OK ...oK; I'd really just wack off while squeezing it.
                                                                          LMAO Man this one gonna be a tough call. alot of great ideas

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                                                                          • TheGoldenChild
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • May 2002
                                                                            • 6940

                                                                            #87
                                                                            I like how he proudly labels the "local kids" as if we couldn't figure out who he was playing "kick implant" with...

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                                                                            • EZRhino
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 6258

                                                                              #88

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                                                                              • Loryn
                                                                                Super Connector
                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                • 12853

                                                                                #89
                                                                                I would use it as a bean bag chair for my Porn Star Barbie Doll!!!
                                                                                ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




                                                                                RIP TD

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                                                                                • Dravyk
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                  • 1202

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Someone (not me) could dress half of them (let's say the right side -- do we know which side the boob came from?) as a porn star woman, and the right side as the normal guy side.

                                                                                  Then they can go to the Player's Ball as both a Pimp AND a Ho!
                                                                                  All Of 'Em

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                                                                                  • Pad
                                                                                    elephants dont swat flies
                                                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                                                    • 1262

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    I swear to god I will make a website dedicated to the boob, I will travel around with my digital camera and place the boob in interesting/funny areas and photograph it for the site. I will have 100+ uniques a day in awe at the boob, Garunteed or I will return the boob. BoobGlobal.com

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                                                                                    • johnbosh
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                      • 8965

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      hahaha freak!

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                                                                                      • Carol@Pixipay
                                                                                        I have traffic for sale
                                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                                        • 1118

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Now, the short-sighted person would sell it on Ebay, but I'd set up a booth at Adult Expo and charge $20 to "get your picture taken with a pornstar's boob."
                                                                                        You win

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                                                                                        • jimthefiend
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 18889

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings


                                                                                          You win


                                                                                          youre kidding?

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                                                                                          • JSA Matt
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                                                            • 5464

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by Carol~Pornkings


                                                                                            You win

                                                                                            boooooooooooooooooooooooo

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                                                                                            • jimthefiend
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 18889

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              rigged






                                                                                              making a note

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                                                                                              • Eve
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                                • 805

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                For some reason this thread makes me uneasy...
                                                                                                I'm waiting for the Mr Fushion Fleshlight so I can wank my way back to the future!

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                                                                                                • Ice
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                  • 26053

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Originally posted by RogerV


                                                                                                  Tomorrow we will let the gfyer;s decide who won? good luck LOL
                                                                                                  it makes a nice pillow for you kids

                                                                                                  I thought the people of gfy would decide the winner?
                                                                                                  icq 1904905

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                                                                                                  • jimthefiend
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                                    • 18889

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by iceicebaby



                                                                                                    I thought the people of gfy would decide the winner?



                                                                                                    interesting observation ice my friend

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                                                                                                    • jimthefiend
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                      • 18889

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      vote for me to win the titty

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