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  • woj
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    • Jul 2002
    • 47880

    #51
    50 gifts
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    • SFBU
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2001
      • 494

      #52
      Originally posted by AaronM


      My neighborhood is fine...It's the metal studs in my office that screw things up around here.
      Are they the only studs in your office?

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      • Sifu
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2003
        • 1791

        #53
        I AM GOING TO GET YOU SOME VAGISIL
        ICQ: 317-769-855


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        • AaronM
          GFY Royality ;)
          • Oct 2001
          • 46917

          #54
          Originally posted by SFBU


          What is personal about fake info!! There seems to be a lot of that on the board.

          Oh, you mean the Baldy thing!!!
          Tell us again what SFBU stands for?

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          • Ice
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2002
            • 26053

            #55
            Originally posted by AaronM


            If you honestly think that you can jack one of my threads then have at it.

            Be careful though...Ownage is right around the corner.
            It's the Almond Roca talking, I have no control over what happens while under its influnence. I should join ARA (almond roca anonymous) to get control over my addiction
            icq 1904905

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            • AaronM
              GFY Royality ;)
              • Oct 2001
              • 46917

              #56
              Originally posted by Sifu
              I AM GOING TO GET YOU SOME VAGISIL
              Check your nightstand drawer.

              Next to the condoms, strap-on, and lube.

              Don't ask how I know about this.

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              • SFBU
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2001
                • 494

                #57
                Originally posted by AaronM


                Tell us again what SFBU stands for?
                I can never quite remember if it stands for STUD FOR BEAUTIFUL URBANITE or SHORT FAT BALD and UGLY.

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                • Tala
                  Fucked if I know
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 23368

                  #58
                  AARON!!

                  Q me a shipping address or you don't get a goddamn thing!


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                  • AaronM
                    GFY Royality ;)
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 46917

                    #59
                    Originally posted by SFBU


                    I can never quite remember if it stands for STUD FOR BEAUTIFUL URBANITE or SHORT FAT BALD and UGLY.
                    How about if I post a picture of you and we let GFY decide?

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                    • SFBU
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 494

                      #60
                      Originally posted by AaronM


                      How about if I post a picture of you and we let GFY decide?
                      Now, be nice, I still haven't picked you a birthday gift yet!

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                      • AaronM
                        GFY Royality ;)
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 46917

                        #61
                        Originally posted by SFBU


                        Now, be nice, I still haven't picked you a birthday gift yet!
                        No need to spend any money......I have the combination to a certain blue something that is in your garage...I can just pick a gift out for myself.

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                        • SleazyDream
                          I'm here for SPORT
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 41470

                          #62
                          big macs on aaronm!!!!!
                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                          Now read without the word dog.

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                          • AaronM
                            GFY Royality ;)
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 46917

                            #63
                            Originally posted by SleazyDream
                            big macs on aaronm!!!!!
                            I know what you are thinking and it just aint gonna happen.

                            Eating sushi off a hot naked chick is one thing but I'll be damned if you are gonna eat big mac's off of my naked body.



























                            how much money are you offering for this gig?

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                            • Ross
                              Ik ben een aap
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 18874

                              #64
                              Originally posted by AaronM
                              Ross's girlfriend sent me a pair of her used panties.
                              Hey man I know how much you love Angie and all but I have a confession to make........

                              Those were MY used panties.... Hope ya enjoyed sniffing them..

                              Happy Birthday old man.
                              Last edited by Ross; 12-22-2003, 05:22 AM.

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                              • Antxx
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 587

                                #65
                                Originally posted by AaronM


                                Why? You trying to pawn off one of your used ones like Lensman did with the penis pump?
                                I can't say i know who you are reffering to with the Lensman remark ?? But no, i prefer a real woman, and i got no used doll for you. Sorry, i know you were searching for a good deal...

                                However i will look for one that has a vocal option to say words like "fuck me bitch" or "You are my sugar daddy". Will you be happy then ?
                                "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who only dream by night" -E A. Poe

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                                • Trax
                                  [----------------------]
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 14486

                                  #66
                                  a kiss ;)

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                                  • 404
                                    Confirmed abUser
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 1154

                                    #67
                                    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...books&n=507846

                                    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...books&n=507846
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                                    • RogerV
                                      Banned!
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 12591

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                      Well?

                                      I suspect there will be some fairly creative answers in this thread.

                                      Lensman sent me a penis pump...Slightly used from the looks of it.

                                      anidifranco sent me a clue. I mailed it back because they clearly needed it more than I.

                                      AMP promissed to spend some more hand holding time with me in Vegas.

                                      Brad Shaw sent me nude pics of KimmyKim..Along with papers from his attorney demanding that I not share them...So don't even ask.

                                      KimmyKim sent me condoms that she had left over from when she was dating Brad. I intend to use them the next time I shot micro-penis content.

                                      SleazyDream sent me McDonald's gift certificates.

                                      Paul C bought me tickets to see David Copperfield in Vegas.

                                      Ross's girlfriend sent me a pair of her used panties.

                                      Juicylinks sent me a box of books on how to be a sexy guido like him.

                                      DrinkingHard sent me a case of Grey Goose.

                                      MaskedMan blew me in Seattle last week.

                                      Raven promissed to continue to be my friend and let me sleep in her pink room.

                                      Baddog offered to take me shopping in downtown LA again.

                                      Kayla asked me to keep her present a secret since her boyfriend reads GFY occasionally.

                                      EscortBiz sent me a full service hottie.

                                      Roger V made me an honorary PornKing.





                                      Soooo....WTF are the rest of you getting me?
                                      Now I need to have a hot chick Pin you at the show with our Pornkings crown
                                      and A kewl Pornkings hat.

                                      Happy B-day Crazy Aaron

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                                      • AaronM
                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 46917

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by RogerV


                                        Now I need to have a hot chick Pin you at the show with our Pornkings crown
                                        and A kewl Pornkings hat.

                                        Happy B-day Crazy Aaron
                                        Sounds like a plan...BUT IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!

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                                        • xxxdesign-net
                                          My hips don't lie
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 10129

                                          #70
                                          Aaron.. whats your shipping adress again? I know you wanted some sexy men-panties in time for the Internext ... here you go bro!

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                                          • paul1000
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2003
                                            • 181

                                            #71
                                            Happy Birthday !!
                                            779 (or MORE) to go !! <br>Life is Tough <br>

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                                            • Ross
                                              Ik ben een aap
                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 18874

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by paul1000
                                              Happy Birthday !!
                                              Dude thats sick but fucking funny!!!

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                                              • AaronM
                                                GFY Royality ;)
                                                • Oct 2001
                                                • 46917

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Ross
                                                Dude thats sick but fucking funny!!!

                                                You actually clicked the link?

                                                Now I know for sure that I don't want to see whatever it is.

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                                                • Ross
                                                  Ik ben een aap
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 18874

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by AaronM


                                                  You actually clicked the link?

                                                  Now I know for sure that I don't want to see whatever it is.
                                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                                  Makers you wonder why he knew where to find that.
                                                  I rest my case.

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                                                  • Rogan
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                    • 39

                                                    #75
                                                    I gotta a couple of subclub cards kickin around somewhere
                                                    lady mischief pimped 09-13-2003
                                                    tala pimped 09-13-2003

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                                                    • Scott McD
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 67792

                                                      #76
                                                      My gift to you.

                                                      Close your eyes. What do you see??























                                                      Fuck all ????

































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