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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917
    #1

    What are you fuckers getting me for my birthday?

    Well?

    I suspect there will be some fairly creative answers in this thread.

    Lensman sent me a penis pump...Slightly used from the looks of it.

    anidifranco sent me a clue. I mailed it back because they clearly needed it more than I.

    AMP promissed to spend some more hand holding time with me in Vegas.

    Brad Shaw sent me nude pics of KimmyKim..Along with papers from his attorney demanding that I not share them...So don't even ask.

    KimmyKim sent me condoms that she had left over from when she was dating Brad. I intend to use them the next time I shot micro-penis content.

    SleazyDream sent me McDonald's gift certificates.

    Paul C bought me tickets to see David Copperfield in Vegas.

    Ross's girlfriend sent me a pair of her used panties.

    Juicylinks sent me a box of books on how to be a sexy guido like him.

    DrinkingHard sent me a case of Grey Goose.

    MaskedMan blew me in Seattle last week.

    Raven promissed to continue to be my friend and let me sleep in her pink room.

    Baddog offered to take me shopping in downtown LA again.

    Kayla asked me to keep her present a secret since her boyfriend reads GFY occasionally.

    EscortBiz sent me a full service hottie.

    Roger V made me an honorary PornKing.





    Soooo....WTF are the rest of you getting me?
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    • jimthefiend
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2003
      • 18889
      #2
      a pic of me tea bagging ani

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        • baddog
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 107089
          #3
          is it that time of year again already?

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            • StuartD
              Sofa King Band
              • Jul 2002
              • 29903
              #4
              Like anyone could possibly top the present I gave you
              This is me on facebook
              This is me on twitter

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                • BV
                  wtf
                  • Sep 2001
                  • 10914
                  #5
                  my old vx

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                    • Antxx
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 587
                      #6
                      Daddy need this:

                      http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/ma...ons/sex-dolls/
                      "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who only dream by night" -E A. Poe

                      http://www.playhon.com
                      http://www.living-glass.com

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                        • psyko514
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 22366
                          #7
                          I can give you herpes.

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                            • Biggy2
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 1821
                              #8
                              I'll get you another clue.

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                                • Ice
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 26053
                                  #9
                                  A half eaten pop tart and a wad of gum I found under my dining room table
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                                    • NaughtyJenn
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 7355
                                      #10
                                      hrmmm i can think of a few things

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                                        • MrIzzz
                                          If u touch it, I will cum
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 22923
                                          #11
                                          i sale disposable cameras


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                                            • psyko514
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 22366
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Antxx
                                              Daddy need this:

                                              http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/ma...ons/sex-dolls/
                                              "Daddy" gets more pussy in a day then you do in a decade.

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                                                • jact
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                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 9134
                                                  #13
                                                  I'll let ya have half an hour with XxXotic if you want. Full service!
                                                  Free agent

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                                                    • LadyMischief
                                                      Orgasms N Such!
                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 18135
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by jact
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                                                        • pornkitten
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 1412
                                                          #15
                                                          Happy birthday sweetie, Im poor though so Im going to have to ask masked man to blow you again
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                                                            • juicylinks
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 122992
                                                              #16
                                                              happy bday yeahhhhhhhhhhh

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                                                                • AaronM
                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 46917
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by psyko514
                                                                  I can give you herpes.
                                                                  Dank already tried that.

                                                                  I'll pass. But thanks. It's the thought that counts.

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                                                                    • Antxx
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                      • 587
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by psyko514


                                                                      "Daddy" gets more pussy in a day then you do in a decade.
                                                                      Look at me, i am crying...
                                                                      "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who only dream by night" -E A. Poe

                                                                      http://www.playhon.com
                                                                      http://www.living-glass.com

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                                                                        • digifan
                                                                          The Profiler
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 14618
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Happy Birthday!

                                                                          Some good mojo coming yer way

                                                                          Like my dad used to say:

                                                                          It can only get better eh?

                                                                          Another year to tackle more goals...
                                                                          we're not older...just wiser.
                                                                          Age is in our head...not our heart!
                                                                          Time to have some fun and live a little!

                                                                          Judy
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                                                                            • PersianKitty
                                                                              Meow Media Inc.
                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                              • 7785
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Almond Roca?


                                                                              Oopps.. I think I just ate the last one.

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                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by pornkitten
                                                                                  Happy birthday sweetie, Im poor though so Im going to have to ask masked man to blow you again
                                                                                  It's not my birthday yet. I have a bit more tact then to beg for attention by starting a thread about my bday on my bday.

                                                                                  It's sometimg in the next 365 days though. I just wanted people to have a bit of time to get prepared.

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                                                                                    • Ice
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 26053
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                                                      Almond Roca?


                                                                                      Oopps.. I think I just ate the last one.
                                                                                      That stuff is the best. It's hard to find here in Toronto but was everywhere when I lived in Vancouver
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                                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                          • 46917
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Antxx


                                                                                          Look at me, i am crying...
                                                                                          That won't work. Most women will not put out for a man who cries like a pussy.

                                                                                          I'll send you one of the books from Juicylinks...You obviously need some pointers. The "Sensitive" man approach was played out a long time ago.
                                                                                          Last edited by AaronM; 12-21-2003, 06:58 PM.

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                                                                                            • Ice
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                              • 26053
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                                              It's not my birthday yet. I have a bit more tact then to beg for attention by starting a thread about my bday on my bday.

                                                                                              It's sometimg in the next 365 days though. I just wanted people to have a bit of time to get prepared.
                                                                                              6 days and counting........
                                                                                              icq 1904905

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                                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                                                                  Almond Roca?


                                                                                                  Oopps.. I think I just ate the last one.
                                                                                                  I'll have boneprone send you a fresh batch.

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                                                                                                    • Spunky
                                                                                                      I need a beer
                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                      • 133978
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Same thing I got you last year

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                                                                                                        • PersianKitty
                                                                                                          Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                          • 7785
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by iceicebaby


                                                                                                          That stuff is the best. It's hard to find here in Toronto but was everywhere when I lived in Vancouver
                                                                                                          Thank goodness for their online store..

                                                                                                          http://www.almondroca.com/tmpl_catalog.cfm?section=100

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                                                                                                            • AaronM
                                                                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                              • 46917
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by iceicebaby


                                                                                                              6 days and counting........
                                                                                                              Damn...It's closer than I thought.

                                                                                                              Shit...You're right.

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                                                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                                                                  Same thing I got you last year
                                                                                                                  SWEET! I thought you broke up with her though?

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                                                                                                                    • Tam
                                                                                                                      Rude Bitch
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                      • 8534
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Same thing ya got me....
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                                                                                                                        • Tala
                                                                                                                          Fucked if I know
                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                          • 23368
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                                                                                          Almond Roca?


                                                                                                                          Oopps.. I think I just ate the last one.
                                                                                                                          I'm sure it's absolutely delicious, but I can't eat it because it looks like something sifted outta the catbox.

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                                                                                                                            • PersianKitty
                                                                                                                              Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                              • 7785
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Tala
                                                                                                                              I'm sure it's absolutely delicious, but I can't eat it because it looks like something sifted outta the catbox.
                                                                                                                              hehe.. my boys call the stuff in the catbox "kittyroca"

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                                                                                                                                • Ice
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 26053
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Tala
                                                                                                                                  I'm sure it's absolutely delicious, but I can't eat it because it looks like something sifted outta the catbox.

                                                                                                                                  Try it once and you will be hooked for life. I buy Almond Roca by the tin @ 12 bucks a shot and can eat it all in one sitting
                                                                                                                                  icq 1904905

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                                                                                                                                    • SFBU
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 494
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by iceicebaby



                                                                                                                                      Try it once and you will be hooked for life. I buy Almond Roca by the tin @ 12 bucks a shot and can eat it all in one sitting
                                                                                                                                      I bought AaronM for $12 a box and couldn't eat it cause it's a relative.

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                                                                                                                                        • Peter Romero
                                                                                                                                          Long time no happy ending
                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 10617
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          I'll buy you an extra camera & cell phone charger and one of those extra high powered antenae attachment er sum shit.


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                                                                                                                                            • Kimmykim
                                                                                                                                              bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 16015
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I guess I'm relieved of the task of sending you anything else.


                                                                                                                                              For life.

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                                                                                                                                                • SomeCreep
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                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 26118
                                                                                                                                                  #37
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                                                                                                                                                    • Tala
                                                                                                                                                      Fucked if I know
                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 23368
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      How the hell can I send him a present if I don't have his shipping address???

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                                                                                                                                                        • XxXotic
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 8500
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by jact
                                                                                                                                                          I'll let ya have half an hour with XxXotic if you want. Full service!
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                                                                                                                                                            • Ice
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 26053
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              The Almond Roca is telling me to thread jack you AaronM.....

                                                                                                                                                              icq 1904905

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                                                                                                                                                                • SFBU
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 494
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Tala
                                                                                                                                                                  How the hell can I send him a present if I don't have his shipping address???
                                                                                                                                                                  123456 S.E. Big Baldy Road
                                                                                                                                                                  Portland, Orygun
                                                                                                                                                                  97...

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Antxx
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 587
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                                                                                                                      That won't work. Most women will not put out for a man who cries like a pussy.

                                                                                                                                                                      I'll send you one of the books from Juicylinks...You obviously need some pointers. The "Sensitive" man approach was played out a long time ago.
                                                                                                                                                                      Obviously, you don't know me. Maybe a bit more passionate then sensitive. I will expect your book like my life depends on it.

                                                                                                                                                                      But i will try to look for better dolls until your birthday. Do you prefer them with a dick ?



                                                                                                                                                                      Seriously, i have to go to sleep. Good night.
                                                                                                                                                                      "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who only dream by night" -E A. Poe

                                                                                                                                                                      http://www.playhon.com
                                                                                                                                                                      http://www.living-glass.com

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Kimmykim
                                                                                                                                                                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 16015
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Must it all comes to this?

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                                                                                                                                                                            • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 46917
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by POV Porn guy
                                                                                                                                                                              I'll buy you an extra camera & cell phone charger and one of those extra high powered antenae attachment er sum shit.
                                                                                                                                                                              Perfect.

                                                                                                                                                                              I can use spare chargers...AMP is bringing my phone charger to Vegas with him and the antenae will be perfect the next time I wanna lounge out by your pool. You could make a killing if you were to lease a 20 x 20 foot area in your backyard for a cell tower to be installed on.

                                                                                                                                                                              The coverage in your neighborhood sucks.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by iceicebaby
                                                                                                                                                                                  The Almond Roca is telling me to thread jack you AaronM.....

                                                                                                                                                                                  If you honestly think that you can jack one of my threads then have at it.

                                                                                                                                                                                  Be careful though...Ownage is right around the corner.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 46917
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by SFBU


                                                                                                                                                                                      123456 S.E. Big Baldy Road
                                                                                                                                                                                      Portland, Orygun
                                                                                                                                                                                      97...
                                                                                                                                                                                      Are you aware that posting personal info of others is a good way to get banned?

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Peter Romero
                                                                                                                                                                                          Long time no happy ending
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 10617
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                                                                                                                                          Perfect.
                                                                                                                                                                                          I the antenae will be perfect the next time I wanna lounge out by your pool. You could make a killing if you were to lease a 20 x 20 foot area in your backyard for a cell tower to be installed on.

                                                                                                                                                                                          The coverage in your neighborhood sucks.
                                                                                                                                                                                          I'll get right on that. I was talking about your neighborhood Mr. Static.


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                                                                                                                                                                                            • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 46917
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Antxx


                                                                                                                                                                                              Obviously, you don't know me. Maybe a bit more passionate then sensitive. I will expect your book like my life depends on it.

                                                                                                                                                                                              But i will try to look for better dolls until your birthday. Do you prefer them with a dick ?
                                                                                                                                                                                              Why? You trying to pawn off one of your used ones like Lensman did with the penis pump?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by POV Porn guy


                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'll get right on that. I was talking about your neighborhood Mr. Static.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  My neighborhood is fine...It's the metal studs in my office that screw things up around here.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • SFBU
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 494
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM


                                                                                                                                                                                                      Are you aware that posting personal info of others is a good way to get banned?
                                                                                                                                                                                                      What is personal about fake info!! There seems to be a lot of that on the board.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh, you mean the Baldy thing!!!

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