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  • NoCarrier
    We need more free porn
    • Mar 2002
    • 16356

    #1

    This is what happens when your paysite designer doesn't speak english! HAHAHHAAH

    http://www.eroticnymphets.com/

    This has to be the funniest paysite ever!






  • Oracle Porn
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    • Oct 2002
    • 24433

    #2


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    • NoCarrier
      We need more free porn
      • Mar 2002
      • 16356

      #3


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      • steve_grogan
        So Fucking Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 56

        #4

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        • stocktrader23
          Let's do some business.
          • Jan 2003
          • 18781

          #5
          I bet it converts.


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          "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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          • xxxoutsourcing
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2003
            • 3888

            #6
            Originally posted by stocktrader23
            I bet it converts.


            Totally agree, i bet it does better....

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            • eroswebmaster
              March 1st, 2003
              • Jul 2001
              • 20295

              #7
              I love how they "host a lubricated dildo."
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              • johnbosh
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2002
                • 8965

                #8
                Originally posted by steve_grogan

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                • Pete
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 6617

                  #9
                  The site looks ok, the guy just needs to learn how to write in english.
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                  • Gemini
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 7183

                    #10
                    I've seen worse... lol. Thats one of the things I do... clean up third world English for designers and webmasters themselves. ;-)p It can be very interesting. English verbage and such are way out of whack with most other languages.
                    <center><a target="_blank" href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&amp;aid=535&amp;cfg=aac"><img border="0" src="http://216.130.172.224/gfy/gsig.gif" width="490" height="100"></a><br><a href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&amp;aid=535&amp;cfg=aac" target="_blank"><b><font face="Arial"><font color="#FF99FF"> Buy me away from Slavedriver Smokey!<br>It's May Sig Sweeps!<font></b></center>

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                    • evildick

                      #11
                      That sounds like it was done by the same guy who sends me free site submission all the time.

                      Here's one I received this morning:

                      "Such different and changeable Kerry Marie with big tits always tempts with the attractive nakedness"

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                      • OzMan
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 9162

                        #12
                        Looks like they may have used some translation software.
                        I've seen some hilarious Japanese sites in Engrish like that

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                        • SR
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 2239

                          #13

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                          • HarlotCash Dyker
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 1828

                            #14
                            I think the design itself will sell -
                            Hopefully he did everything in psd and can change the text to something a little more understandable -
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                            • Raf1
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 12117

                              #15
                              This site was shown on GFY a while ago. The design is quite good actually, they just have to change the text.
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                              • stocktrader23
                                Let's do some business.
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 18781

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Raf1
                                This site was shown on GFY a while ago. The design is quite good actually, they just have to change the text.
                                I really think it will convert better as is. It catches you off gaurd. I'd like to see a comparison of before and after a change.


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                                • klik
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2001
                                  • 5092

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                  http://www.eroticnymphets.com/


                                  omfg that is the funniest thing i've ever seen

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                                  • jennym
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2003
                                    • 1622

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by evildick
                                    That sounds like it was done by the same guy who sends me free site submission all the time.

                                    Here's one I received this morning:

                                    "Such different and changeable Kerry Marie with big tits always tempts with the attractive nakedness"
                                    OMG, that was the same thought I had when I first read that!!

                                    Could your submitters name be a "large grey land mammal"??

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                                    • Head
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 8278

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by evildick
                                      That sounds like it was done by the same guy who sends me free site submission all the time.

                                      Here's one I received this morning:

                                      "Such different and changeable Kerry Marie with big tits always tempts with the attractive nakedness"
                                      French?

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                                      • SpacemanSpiff
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 230

                                        #20
                                        Confused and thoughtful, my actions is to ponder on the sourcefullness of your amusements regarding this paying site.
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                                        • Head
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 8278

                                          #21
                                          It gives the sites a more European flavor!

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                                          • NoCarrier
                                            We need more free porn
                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 16356

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Head
                                            It gives the sites a more European flavor!
                                            Yeah.. Surfers will love it! Especially when they will receive the e-mail to confirm the cancel request.

                                            "Surfer you exited paysite we will charge your money so don't leave you can't exit this cash".

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                                            • Raf1
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 12117

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by stocktrader23


                                              I really think it will convert better as is. It catches you off gaurd. I'd like to see a comparison of before and after a change.
                                              Maybe
                                              However I think a lot of European users (non english) might not notice the mistakes.
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                                              • chodadog
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Apr 2002
                                                • 9736

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Head
                                                It gives the sites a more Retarded flavor!
                                                26 + 6 = 1

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                                                • SpacemanSpiff
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 230

                                                  #25
                                                  "Surfer you exited paysite we will charge your money so don't leave you can't exit this cash".


                                                  I am standing here beside myself.
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                                                  • reynold
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 51271

                                                    #26
                                                    This is definitely through the use of babelfish or other autotranslating tool.



                                                    Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                    http://www.eroticnymphets.com/

                                                    This has to be the funniest paysite ever!






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                                                    • Tipsy
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 6989

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Raf1


                                                      Maybe
                                                      However I think a lot of European users (non english) might not notice the mistakes.
                                                      ?
                                                      Ignorance is never bliss.

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                                                      • NoCarrier
                                                        We need more free porn
                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                        • 16356

                                                        #28
                                                        At least the surfer has nice options if he wants to join.

                                                        http://www.eroticnymphets.com/join.php

                                                        $22,95 for 30 days membership

                                                        or

                                                        $24,95 for 30 days membership


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                                                        • evildick

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jennym


                                                          OMG, that was the same thought I had when I first read that!!

                                                          Could your submitters name be a "large grey land mammal"??
                                                          Haha! Yup, that's him! He goes by Elefant. (his spelling, not mine)

                                                          He makes nice free sites though.

                                                          Last edited by Guest; 12-19-2003, 06:18 AM.

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                                                          • brand0n
                                                            been very busy
                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                            • 26983

                                                            #30
                                                            engrish mother fucker
                                                            want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                            • Martin
                                                              "Assassins"
                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                              • 17274

                                                              #31
                                                              I joined for the $24,95 option. Seems like a good deaal.

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                                                              • Lensman
                                                                GFY Chaperone
                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 9846

                                                                #32
                                                                Funny as hell, and one hell of nice design.

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                                                                • LadyMischief
                                                                  Orgasms N Such!
                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 18135

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Bwahahhahaha yeah that text is hilarious! The Design is pretty nice, but for you non-english designers.. if you aren't sure, why not ask someone? :P

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                                                                  • InsaneGreen
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                                    • 996

                                                                    #34
                                                                    thats a very nice design... im curious as to who made it.. with english that bad hes probably easy as shit to talk down in price.
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                                                                    • porn-translations
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                      • 202

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Guess that explains why you shouldn't work with unprofessional translation companies working from their kitchen.

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                                                                      • JFK
                                                                        FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                                        • 67369

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff
                                                                        Confused and thoughtful, my actions is to ponder on the sourcefullness of your amusements regarding this paying site.
                                                                        he he he

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                                                                        • bogo
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                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 1982

                                                                          #37

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                                                                          • Yoni
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                                            • 846

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I design for russians as well and I have to correct mistakes each time
                                                                            See my latest works on twitter.com/yonidesign

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                                                                            • rowan
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 17393

                                                                              #39
                                                                              "SEE THIS GIRLS PLAYING A DANGEROUS GAME - KISSING, FINGERING SELF MATES ASSES AND EXAMINING WHAT COMING OUT OF IT! ... JOIN NOW"

                                                                              "....THEY ARE LED THE ROAD OF PLEASURE AND AROUSAL AND THEN HOST A LUBRICATED DILDO DEEP IN THE VAGINA - AND WE EVEN DO NOT EXCEPT SOME COMPULSION AT THIS POINT! ... JOIN NOW"

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                                                                              • Rictor
                                                                                Old Timer
                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                • 12208

                                                                                #40
                                                                                That text gets me horny. I need to have them design my next paysite.

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                                                                                • JackRoyal
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                  • 65

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  (from the site's homepage)
                                                                                  f you are under 21 years of age or if it is illegal to view adult material in your community please leave now.
                                                                                  We can't be held responsible for your actions. We are not acting in any way to send you this information;
                                                                                  you are choosing to receive it! Continuing further means that you understand and accept
                                                                                  responsibility for your own actions, thus releasing the creators of this web page and our service provider from all liability.

                                                                                  All models that appear on this website were 18 years or older at the time the material was created.

                                                                                  All images on this web site are fully in compliance with the USA (as that term is defined in 18 USC section 2257)
                                                                                  and European law on the subject.
                                                                                  However, the fine print at the bottom is in sweet 100% American legalese.

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                                                                                  • daviden
                                                                                    Registered User
                                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                                    • 98

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    ppl plz help me fix mistakes
                                                                                    Resellers welcome !!!
                                                                                    <a href="http://www.eroticnymphets.com/"><img src="http://www.eroticnymphets.com/webmaster/banner-new-4.gif"></a>

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                                                                                    • KaLi
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                      • 4371

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by daviden
                                                                                      ppl plz help me fix mistakes
                                                                                      OMG


                                                                                      For a small fee, Ill do it for you. Seriously.

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                                                                                      • Lickshots
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                                        • 271

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        po thang.

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                                                                                        • Niko
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                          • 120

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by JackRoyal
                                                                                          However, the fine print at the bottom is in sweet 100% American legalese.
                                                                                          It's obviously copied from some other site

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                                                                                          • tootie
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                                                            • 6041

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by InsaneGreen
                                                                                            thats a very nice design... im curious as to who made it.. with english that bad hes probably easy as shit to talk down in price.
                                                                                            Just get the PSDs and fix the text yourself


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                                                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 22872

                                                                                              #47

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                                                                                              • daviden
                                                                                                Registered User
                                                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                                                • 98

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                i don't know what kind of texts i need fix/
                                                                                                stupid designer -*(
                                                                                                Resellers welcome !!!
                                                                                                <a href="http://www.eroticnymphets.com/"><img src="http://www.eroticnymphets.com/webmaster/banner-new-4.gif"></a>

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                                                                                                • Pad
                                                                                                  elephants dont swat flies
                                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                                  • 1262

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  HOT LAYOUT

                                                                                                  that's real catchy, it will definately convert good


                                                                                                  WHOO LOOK AT THAT LITTLEBITCH

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                                                                                                  • - Jesus Christ -
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                                    • 7197

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by daviden
                                                                                                    i don't know what kind of texts i need fix/
                                                                                                    stupid designer -*(
                                                                                                    Dude leave it.... I guarentee it will convert better.

                                                                                                    Amen

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